CMT is debuting two new reality shows tonight and each is better than the other!
At 10p we get to know the Chainsaw Gang and you will be surprised how a chainsaw carving into a tree can make some of the most beautiful art you will ever see. Stacy Poitras is the owner and he will impress you how amazing he is. But he isn’t only about working, he is also about having fun. Rio is second in charge and he knows how to party. Then there is poor Steele who is the rookie and the gang have a lot of fun torturing him in the name of training. Finally there is former model Matt who proves that blonde men can be dumb too. You have to watch him hit on women unsuccessfully because it will make you laugh out loud.
During tonight’s season premiere Stacy will carve out Michelangelo in the biggest tree truck you have ever seen and it will be his toughest goal yet. And he will be doing in front of people outside a mall in Thousand Oaks, Ca. No pressure, right? Wrong!
Then at 10:30p we go to Trinity, Tx for Big Texas Heat. As we know everything is bigger in Texas and that is the case for these cops’ waistlines. Chief Steven Jones runs the department and he is having more fun than what should be legally allowed. Even though he is tough during day, he loses that toughness when it comes to his wife. Then there is Donald Givens who goes by Big Sexy, once you see him you know why he has that nickname. Sergeant Randy Wheeler is a tough guy on the streets but he is the practical joker in the bunch. Poor rookie Felix Morales feels the brunt of his co-workers abuse and all he wants to do is be a full blown cop. He is given a chance to do what every one does, but will he be able to handle it.
I wish more police stations were like the ones featured on Big Texas Heat because if they were we might like them more!
So tune in for two great shows that make you want to stay home on a Saturday night.
There are some days where it seems like the networks all go crazy and decide to pick up their shows all at the same time, and today was one of those days. Over at Syfy they announced that Haven is not troubled and will be back for a 13 episode 4th season. NBC wants to wet the ladies’ appetite of shirtless men with Chicago Fire sticking around for a full season. Then at The CW a new show has proven to be more of a beauty than a beast, so Beauty and the Beast will be around until the spring. Comedy Central likes to vacation at Brickleberry so much so that they said they are going back for a second trip. Finally USA sent out a notice to Burn Notice that they aren’t burning them yet because they will be back for season 7.
Now I am just waiting for CBS to announce already that want to continue to partner with Partners, the sitcom that gets better with each episode. They have really found their groove and they need to continue on for the full season. Out of all of the Monday comedies on CBS, I laugh more during that half hour than the other 3 combined.
Robert Pattinson was on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Water War. It is the card game war, but the winner gets to throw a glass of water at the loser.
Well as Edward was walking to where they were going to play the game, he said that he could just pee in pants. So then he proceeded to spill his mug of water on his lap. Now we will never know what caused the wet stain on his pants. I am assuming it came from the outside and not the inside, but you never know.
Well once that was done with they played the game and Pattinson smoked the NBC host so badly, that he had to constantly put Jimmy out with several ounces of water. The Twilight star had such a great time with the game, that it was fun to watch! I really like that with each movie he lets himself go more and more when he talks to the press. He seriously has become that guy that you so want to hang with because you know it is going to be wild, crazy, memorable and fun beyond belief!
Back in the ’90s Jimmy Fallon and Carrie Underwood were the singing duet Jim Carrie. Together they sang Country Rap music, or as it better known as C’Rap. There is a reason why most of us have never heard of that type of music and that is because it’s awful!
That Late Night was so stupid and yet it was so funny!
Kirstie Alley was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she told a story about something she did to her brother when they were much younger. When she was 7 and Craig was 4, she would invite her girl friends over and charge them .15¢ to look at his penis. Once they were gone she would give her little brother the big coin and keep the little one for herself. Little did he know he got screwed in the long run, well you know what I mean. I am referring to the money aspect of it all.
Poor Craig but that is what big sisters are for, to torture you!
