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Kirstie Alley fantasizes about being married to Justin Bieber
February 14th, 2020 under Kirstie Alley. [ Comments: none ]


Kirstie Alley revealed 25 Things we don’t know about her to Us Weekly, and there is one thing on that list we wish never knew about the 69-year-old actress. She wrote, “I create lives when I’m bored. In my secret fake life, I’m 20 years old and married to Justin Bieber. We live on a farm, I’m thin with C-cup breasts, and we skinny-dip in our private converted limestone quarry.” Why does that feel like something we would see on Skinimax?

The image is stuck in my mind and it won’t get out. I just picture her as she is now, getting it on with the Beebs dressed like one of the waitresses at Oktoberfest. I don’t want to know what is in his mustache after that. No. No. No. No, No!

If she wants to lose interest in him, all he has to do is eat with his mouth open in her fantasy, or he can put on 20/20. She says she would rather watch that show than get laid. She chooses to watch the show that teaches you how to kill your lover then be with a lover. That makes sense? If you want to be her partner, then you have to make sure her cotton sheets are wrinkle-free and the pillow cases have been ironed.

There is also another requirement for the men in her life. They must’ve been married by the time they were 45 to get with her. If not, she won’t go out with you because she percieves them as “pervs”.

These are just a few of the 25 Things we learned about her. Aren’t you glad, she shared all of this information with us? I am still thinking about her and Bieber milking the cow.

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Is Kirstie Alley really 69?
January 22nd, 2020 under Are they really their age?, Kirstie Alley. [ Comments: none ]


Kirstie Alley shared a makeup-free closeup selfie, and can you believe that she just turned 69? She barely has a wrinkle on her face. Her skin is like that of a woman half her age. I want to know her secret!

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Kirstie Alley and John Travolta are pitching a Look Who’s Talking sequel
July 11th, 2019 under John Travolta, Kirstie Alley. [ Comments: none ]


Earlier this week, it was revealed that Hollywood is looking into remaking Look Who’s Talking? I said to my friend, why don’t they just do a sequel with Kirstie Alley and John Travolta’s grandchild as the talking baby?

Well, I am not the only who feels that way. When someone asked the actress if she will be in the reboot, she told them. “No idea.. we’ve tried to do a sequel for years with us as the grand parents..:) 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️”

What is wrong with Hollywood? I would rather see Look Who’s Talking 4 (even though Abe Vigoda will not be part of it) than a crappy reboot. Wouldn’t you?

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BTWF roles: Kirstie Alley on Match Game
October 11th, 2016 under Before They Were Famous, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kirstie Alley. [ Comments: none ]


Before Kirstie Alley worked with Jamie Lee Curtis on Scream Queens, she was a contestant on Match Game and JLC was a celebrity guest. She looks the same now as she did when she was 28 in that 1979 episode.

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Norm and Cliff say Cheers to Kirstie Alley on her weight loss!
January 5th, 2016 under Kirstie Alley, Reunions. [ Comments: none ]


Kirstie Alley is back with Jenny Craig and so far she has lost 50 pounds with the diet program. What better way to celebrate her weight loss, then to do with some old friends. That’s exactly what she did. The formerly Fat Actress reunited with John Ratzenberger and George Wendt at their old haunt where everybody knows their names. Although at Cheers, they know them as Rebecca, Cliff and Norm!
Hopefully NBC will see this commercial and decide it is time for a Cheers reunion!

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