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We can never believe anything Robert Pattinson says
November 20th, 2019 under Robert Pattinson, Seth Meyers. [ Comments: 5 ]

Robert Pattinson has said a lot of outlandish things on talk shows and we believed him. Turns out we shouldn’t. Yesterday, when he was on Late Night, Seth Meyers asked him about being a model before he was an actor.

That seems believable because so many other actors got their start that way. Guess what, that was a lie he made up. He admitted that is not the only thing he falsified from his past. In fact, he has made up so many that he can no longer distinguish what is real and what is fake. Thus, we can never trust him.

Although, I did the research and there are two sex shoppes in Yarmouth, Maine. Which means sometimes he can tell the truth. Now, I don’t know what to beleive…


Robert Pattinson is pretty in a pink wig
September 21st, 2017 under Robert Pattinson, Twilight. [ Comments: none ]

Robert Pattinson is Wonderland Magazine’s cover boy, and he is wearing girly wig. Or it is a pink wig with Emo Phillips’ hairstyle. And now you are wondering who Emo Phillips is. Just like I am wondering why he is wearing the fake hair piece?


Did Robert Pattinson come between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
September 21st, 2016 under Brangelina, Robert Pattinson, Twilight. [ Comments: none ]

Madame Tussauds had wax versions of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on display; and when news of their split broke, the museum decided to split them up. Not only did they split them up, they put another life-size candle, who involved in very public breakup, between them. That statue is Robert Pattison’s, and I wonder if the former couple would’ve preferred they used his Twilight co-star and ex-lover Kristen Stewart instead.
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Do Robert Pattinson and Mia Wasikowska have something to tell us?
August 22nd, 2013 under Do they have something to tell us?, Robert Pattinson, Twilight. [ Comments: none ]

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Robert Pattinson and Mia Wasikowska were photographed passionately kissing and I have to wonder if the two of them have something to tell us that will majorly upset Kristen Stewart. Nope, it was just the two actors filming a scene for their upcoming movie Map to the Stars. Although it looks like his hand is mapping her body instead of the stars!


Robert Pattinson wets himself
November 9th, 2012 under Jimmy Fallon, Robert Pattinson, Twilight. [ Comments: none ]

Robert Pattinson was on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Water War. It is the card game war, but the winner gets to throw a glass of water at the loser.
Well as Edward was walking to where they were going to play the game, he said that he could just pee in pants. So then he proceeded to spill his mug of water on his lap. Now we will never know what caused the wet stain on his pants. I am assuming it came from the outside and not the inside, but you never know.
Well once that was done with they played the game and Pattinson smoked the NBC host so badly, that he had to constantly put Jimmy out with several ounces of water. The Twilight star had such a great time with the game, that it was fun to watch! I really like that with each movie he lets himself go more and more when he talks to the press. He seriously has become that guy that you so want to hang with because you know it is going to be wild, crazy, memorable and fun beyond belief!


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