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Robert Pattison is going to be a dad!
November 19th, 2023 under Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

There have been rumors that Robert Pattison and Suki Waterhouse are expecting their first child together. And today, the model confirmed it.

The singer made the announcement during a performance in Mexico. “I’m wearing something sparkly today because I thought it might distract you from something else that’s going on,” she said while showing off her growing baby bump. “I’m not sure if it’s working.”

It wasn’t working. But what is working is her five-year relationship with the Twilight actor.

Congrats to the two!


The Batman comes with a warning
March 11th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

There are a lot of reasons why movie theaters would want to warn their patronage before they go in to see The Batman. They could inform them to use the bathroom before the feature starts because it is 2 hours: 55 minutes long. Because of the length of the film, they will most likely suffer from butt numbness. There is also Zoe Kravitz’s hotness, and she will you turn on. And so on.

However, one theater had a warning I never expected. The sign reads, “THE BATMAN Movie. This is a Dark Movie and will have a lot of Dark Scenes. We will NOT issue any Refunds or Re-Admission Tickets due to DARKNESS as the Studio informed us this will be a Dark Movie.”

I just have one question, did they mean it literally, figuratively, or both?


BTWF: Robert Pattinson in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
February 16th, 2022 under Before They Were Famous, Harry Potter, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: 7 ]

Before Robert Pattison starred in The Twilight franchise, he appeared in another franchise’s movie. He looks the same now as he did when he was 18, and he appeared in 2005’s Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.


Is it just me or does The Batman look like a BDSM film in this poster?
January 19th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

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The Batman has a new poster out, and it doesn’t look like your traditional Superhero movie to me. It reminds me more of a pornody because of all of that leather. All they need is a whip and a paddleboard, and they will get my Catwoman purring.

Am I the only person who is thinking this? Please say I am not alone. Tell me you could also see this as Fifty Shades of Batman.


It’s Robert Pattinson as The Batman
October 16th, 2021 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for Robert Pattinson as The Batman. For those of you who are comic book fans, this is for you. For those of you, who are like me and are like so over the genre, we will be skipping it.

Which one are you? Will you be there on March 4th, or will you be home?


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