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Is The Odyssey the new Avatar?
May 5th, 2026 under Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Matt Damon, Robert Pattinson, Zendaya. [ Comments: none ]

Universal released the first full trailer for The Odyssey, and it looks as epic as the 2,500-year-old books it is based on.

However, like Avatar, which I have not seen, I see this as a feature you have to see in the theaters because it is spectacular and monumental, but you will walk out asking what the fuck was that about?

Christopher Nolan’s next film, The Odyssey, is a mythic action epic shot across the world using brand new IMAX® film technology. The film brings Homer’s foundational saga to IMAX® film screens for the first time.

The star-studded cast includes Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson, Lupita Nyong’o, Zendaya, and Charlize Theron.

The movie storms into theaters everywhere on July 17th.

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Watch Robert Pattinson die over and over again
September 17th, 2024 under Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

Robert Pattinson couldn’t die in Twilight, and he can’t stop dying in the upcoming movie Mickey 17.

From the Academy Award-winning writer/director of Parasite, Bong Joon Ho, comes his next groundbreaking cinematic experience, Mickey 17. The unlikely hero, Mickey Barnes (Robert Pattinson) has found himself in the extraordinary circumstance of working for an employer who demands the ultimate commitment to the job… to die, for a living.

Would you take a dead-end job like this for a living?

Mickey 17 comes to life on January 25th.

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Are Suki Waterhouse and Robert Pattinsion secretly married?
June 6th, 2024 under Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

Robert Pattison and Suki Waterhouse became parents to a baby girl in March. Now, we are learning that is not the only life-changing thing that they have done this year. The new parents are also newlyweds, according to what a source told InTouch.

“Whatever ceremony they had was incredibly small and private, and it happened earlier this year, as far as I can tell. For them as a family, wedding stuff is all in the rearview mirror,” the source explains. “They’re about being loving parents right now, and Rob has found his purpose in life. He’s in a great place compared to the rudderless ship he was nine or ten years ago.”

They reportedly started dating in 2018 and got engaged late last year.

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Robert Pattison is going to be a dad!
November 19th, 2023 under Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

https://twitter.com/bestsukiw/status/1726379515490787833?s=46&t=ZswfMHj2ddvbvUe3oLbGKg

There have been rumors that Robert Pattison and Suki Waterhouse are expecting their first child together. And today, the model confirmed it.

The singer made the announcement during a performance in Mexico. “I’m wearing something sparkly today because I thought it might distract you from something else that’s going on,” she said while showing off her growing baby bump. “I’m not sure if it’s working.”

It wasn’t working. But what is working is her five-year relationship with the Twilight actor.

Congrats to the two!

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The Batman comes with a warning
March 11th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

There are a lot of reasons why movie theaters would want to warn their patronage before they go in to see The Batman. They could inform them to use the bathroom before the feature starts because it is 2 hours: 55 minutes long. Because of the length of the film, they will most likely suffer from butt numbness. There is also Zoe Kravitz’s hotness, and she will you turn on. And so on.

However, one theater had a warning I never expected. The sign reads, “THE BATMAN Movie. This is a Dark Movie and will have a lot of Dark Scenes. We will NOT issue any Refunds or Re-Admission Tickets due to DARKNESS as the Studio informed us this will be a Dark Movie.”

I just have one question, did they mean it literally, figuratively, or both?

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