There are a lot of reasons why movie theaters would want to warn their patronage before they go in to see The Batman. They could inform them to use the bathroom before the feature starts because it is 2 hours: 55 minutes long. Because of the length of the film, they will most likely suffer from butt numbness. There is also Zoe Kravitz’s hotness, and she will you turn on. And so on.
However, one theater had a warning I never expected. The sign reads, “THE BATMAN Movie. This is a Dark Movie and will have a lot of Dark Scenes. We will NOT issue any Refunds or Re-Admission Tickets due to DARKNESS as the Studio informed us this will be a Dark Movie.”
I just have one question, did they mean it literally, figuratively, or both?
Before Robert Pattison starred in The Twilight franchise, he appeared in another franchise’s movie. He looks the same now as he did when he was 18, and he appeared in 2005’s Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
The Batman has a new poster out, and it doesn’t look like your traditional Superhero movie to me. It reminds me more of a pornody because of all of that leather. All they need is a whip and a paddleboard, and they will get my Catwoman purring.
Am I the only person who is thinking this? Please say I am not alone. Tell me you could also see this as Fifty Shades of Batman.
The first trailer is out for Robert Pattinson as The Batman. For those of you who are comic book fans, this is for you. For those of you, who are like me and are like so over the genre, we will be skipping it.
Which one are you? Will you be there on March 4th, or will you be home?
The Batman halted production earlier this year because of the coronavirus pandemic like every other movie that was being made. In the last few days, they got back to work. Only to be shut down again because of COVID-19.
“A member of ‘The Batman’ production has tested positive for Covid-19 and is isolating in accordance with established protocols,” a Warner Bros. spokesperson said in a statement to Variety. “Filming is temporarily paused.”
Hopefully, when filming resumes again with Robbert Pattinson in the title role, they will go corona-free for the rest of production. They have three months left to film and are hoping to be done by the new year. If not, then I wonder if it puts the October 1st release date in trouble.
UPDATE: According to Vanity Fair, The Batman is the one has the corona. Hopefully Robert Pattinson will be better soon.
