Jason Biggs and his wife Jenny Mollen are on vacation in Japan and the American Pie apple pie f*cker dressed up for the country. The best way to describe his look is what his Mrs Tweeted with the picture, “I have sex w this person.” It is a good thing he is married because after this picture he wouldn’t be getting any for a while. He would be making like the ’80s song Turning Japanese by The Vapors. Don’t get what that means here is the Urban Dictionary definition of that.
Before Alan Tudyk was a dentist on Suburgatory, he needed a psychiatrist in Patch Adams. He looks the same now as he did when he was 26 in that 1998 movie.
Bonus here he is talking about why he was so hyper in that scene in 2008:
Hallmark has decided not to renew The Martha Stewart Show for another season according to what a source close to the network told The Hollywood Reporter. The trade says the cancellation is due to the “steep cost” of production. Something her company realizes and will be looking for a new studio.
Even though the network is not bringing back her show they would like to bring back Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia’s other ones.
Hopefully her show will find a new home because TV needs Martha Stewart on it.
Barbie has been dressing trashier and trashier throughout the years and now she is getting her worst version yet because Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are getting their own special limited edition Barbie dolls. A source told Us Weekly, “The dolls will reflect the girls’ measurements and may even comes in Kardashian-designed outfits.” There is enough plastic in the world to make their measurements? Who knew?
Now when it comes to the doll what mother doesn’t want her little girl to own a doll line where one of them is known for having a sex tape and being married for 72 days, another one was arrested for DUI and the third one has two kids our of wedlock. Oh yeah any mother that isn’t named Kris Kardashian.
Dear Mattle, It is not too late to stop production of these doll, so please do it. I mean what is next The Teen Mom line or The Toddlers & Tiara one or The Bachelorette and her Bachelors or The Real Housewives? Oh wait the last ones should be easy to do because they all look like plastic. Little girls are playing with Barbies, not women so make the dolls for them! Thanks!
Tonight at 8:30p Suburgatory is back with a new episode on ABC that really drives home the laughs. Especially because Dalia and Tessa both take their road tests. One will pass and the other will send the DMV guy to the hospital. Yeah you know which is which! So since Tessa has her driver’s license, Dalia pays her to drive her around so that she can see her crush Scott Strauss! One day while they are driving around, she winds up hitting a car that is driving by the boy himself. As soon as the city girl meets him there is a connection, but they still have to deal with Dalia. Will they hook up or will he go for the blond who needs someone to drive her around?
Then there is George who is going to a country club on Noah’s guest pass and when it runs out all he wants to do is join. Only problem someone is stopping him from doing so and it looks to be his best friend.
Tune in tonight to find out if George and Tessa will get what they want or will someone from the suburbs stops them from doing so?
