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Do you leave Santa Biggs apple pies?
December 24th, 2020 under Jason Biggs. [ Comments: none ]


So you know how we leave out milk and cookies for Santa Claus? Well, does that mean we have to leave out apple pies for Jason Biggs when he is filling in?

If we do, how do we explain to the kids why the filling in the middle is missing from the pie? Do we say Santa’s sack feel into it? It is much better than telling them the truth. Imagine having to explain to them that Kris Kringle doesn’t exist and also having the sex talk on the same day? It is enough to make you drink adult egg nog without the egg nog.

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Jason Biggs has the best response to the viral apple pie
October 21st, 2020 under Jason Biggs. [ Comments: none ]


There is a viral of an apple pie that has people salivating. As wet as our mouths are for it, Jason Biggs has another body that is dripping in anticipation.

The American Pie actor wrote, “Whoa. I would really have my work cut out for me.” Since we all saw all of him American Reunion, he isn’t kidding. However, it is a challenge worth accepting. Hopefully, he will share it with us.

Back to the apple pie, how tempted are you for a slice of it?

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Jason Biggs looks like a ’70s pornstar
May 27th, 2020 under Jason Biggs. [ Comments: none ]

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Jason Biggs, like almost every actor, is out of work because of the coronavirus pandemic. Since he is home, he decided to try a new look and grow out a pornstache. One that makes him look like when he is ready to go back to his day job, it will be in adult entertainment.

He shouldn’t have any problems changing careers. After all, we saw his penis in American Pie’s final movie.

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What happens when you ask Jason Biggs, “Cake or pie?”
January 17th, 2020 under Jason Biggs. [ Comments: none ]


Fox thought it would be cute to ask their newest stars Maggie Lawson and Jason Biggs some this or that questions? Well, the interviewer didn’t realize what a can of worms she opened up when she asked the actors from Outmatched, “Cake or pie?”

Biggs said to the woman, “OK. You know what? Really?” At first, his TV wife could not understand why he got so upset. Then when she did, she tried to answer it like any of those other questions. Her TV husband, on the other hand, responded by asking, “That depends, to f*ck or to eat?”

If only there was a movie that could answer the question for all of us. Hopefully, their show, that debuts on Thursday at 8:30p, is as funny as their response to this question.

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Jason Biggs swaps the apple pie for raisins
November 4th, 2018 under Jason Biggs. [ Comments: none ]


Back in 1999, Jason Biggs showed an apple pie how much he loved it. Now, nearly 20 years later, he has a new fruit he is loving. Not like that because you cannot do that to that. I think?

He is the new spokesperson for Raisin Bran to get rid of his dad bod. It looks like it is working. But also doing what he did an apple pie multiple times a day would do the trick. If you know what I mean.

Seriously, it is amazing how much we change from when we are teenagers to when we become a over the hill.

If you want to see his commercial for the cereal that makes you go, then click here!

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