Some people are the face of products, but Kraft Mac & Cheese was interested in Jason Biggs’ other head to promote their latest flavor.
Why? Because their newest flavor is Mac & Cheese & Apple Pie and we know he LOVES LOVES apple pies!
“Kraft Mac & Cheese Apple Pie flavor is daring yet delicious, and is bound to be the talk of the Thanksgiving table this year,” said actor, producer, and director Jason Biggs. “I love that no matter your age, mac & cheese and apple pie are both Thanksgiving favorites that bring everyone together. Because of that, I wanted to ensure this partnership came to life in the same spirit with a nod to my past, but also reflecting where I’m at today. Similar to Kraft Mac & Cheese and I teaming up, this flavor combo is unexpected, but it just works.”
And talking about the combo. You know, there was some intern who was like, “My grandmother always put cheddar cheese on our apple pies —why don’t we do that with the Mac & Cheese?” And now, they are back in school, and some exec stole the idea and got a promotion.
The limited-edition flavor is available now at Walmart.com for $1.48. At the price, you have to try it. Because if it sucks, you won’t be upset about spending $1.50 on it. And you know want to!
Before Jason Biggs was fucking pies in American Pie, he was baking them on As the World Turns. He looks the same now as he did when he was 16 in that 1994 episode.
Out of all the people, in the world, to be selling pies, Jason Biggs is the one that we are most excited to see do it. So Edwards Desserts asked him to promote their limited edition Pie Lovers Passion Fruit Pie, and the cream pie will never be the same!
So if Biggs is making your mouth wet with anticipation, then order one and make sure to swallow and not spit any out.
And be careful because you never know if your pie is going to have a hole in the center! Unless he reserves that for apple pies?!?
Next year, American Pie is turning 25. And DoorDash doesn’t want to wait to celebrate the movie’s milestone. So they asked Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott to be in their commercial to promote DashPass. Because DashPass is going to give Jim, I mean Jason, the “Best Summer ever.”
And Stifler, I mean Seann, thought that they had the best summer in 1999, so he is mad at his friend for betraying him. Well, he got over it quickly, and now they are friends again, remembering that one time in band camp. Oh wait, that was Jim’s wife. Where is Alyson Hannigan?
This advertisement would’ve been a whole lot better if there was an apple pie in his DashPass order. You can’t have an American Pie reunion with an apple pie!
Jason Biggs is kind of known as the nerdy guy since his days of making love to the American Pie. However, in this ad for Baby Bel cheese, he is making scream, “Baby, ring my bell.”
Who knew he could be so sexy? He is like the Patrick Dempsey of his generation. Too far!
