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Martha Stewart’s blow job
August 4th, 2020 under Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

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Yesterday was Martha Stewart’s 79th birthday. In honor of the occasion, her daughter, Alexis, made her a creamsicle ice cream cake. Yum!

If you have a birthday cake, then you have to blow out some candles. That is exactly was the homemaker did, and she found a way to make even that look sexy. She is as hot as the fire on those birthday candles.

They say you get better with age, Stewart gets sexier and sexier by the minute. She makes nearly 80 the new 40.

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What does Martha Stewart think of Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle?
January 17th, 2020 under Andy Cohen, Gwyneth Paltrow, Martha Stewart. [ Comments: 4 ]


Martha Stewart is reportedly not really a fan of GOOP, which is why a caller on Watch What Happens Live yesterday wanted to know what the Domestic Goddess thinks of Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle that smells like her vagina for $75.

Stewart, once she understood what it was, said, “She does that irritating read…She is trying to zhoosh up the public to listen to her.” Then she said, “That is great. Let her do her thing.” Which is the North Easterner’s classy way of saying, “Bless her heart.”

Would she buy it? Of course, not. Then Andy Cohen wanted to know, who she thinks is purchasing it? The mogul told him, “I think it is a lot of guys who are horny.” Personally, I think it is a lot of horny women. Who do you think is ordering it?

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Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg get their Ghost on!
August 30th, 2017 under Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: none ]


Remember that sexy scene between Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze in Ghost when the pottery was not the only thing to get a rise? Well, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg recreate that scene to promote the second season of Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party on VH-1 and you will never watch the inspiration for this promo the same way. That and you will be craving sex, pot and chocolate cake after watching it, which is a good thing if you have all three handy. If you do not, then catch up on their show on the VH1.com or the app and that will help satisfy your longings.

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Martha Stewart can’t take a plowing!
February 9th, 2017 under Martha Stewart. [ Comments: 1 ]


The North East got its first big snow storm and Martha Stewart actually plowed her place all by herself. It didn’t go well because she got stuck. Don’t worry, since she is perfect, she was able to get herself out of the sticky situation, get home, bake cookies, drink hot cocoa and sit in front of the fire and warm herself up. All while making a quilt!

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Martha Stewart and Shaq are going to rip Justin Bieber a new one!
March 5th, 2015 under Comedy Central, Justin Bieber, Martha Stewart, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: 1 ]


Comedy Central announced today who is going to Roast Justin Bieber on March 30th and it is an all-star lineup! They got Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal, Martha Stewart, Hannibal Buress, Chris D’Elia, Natasha Leggero and Jeffrey Ross. Sadly though for Justin, Seth Rogen is not on the list. Which I think makes it even better.
You know, the Domestic Goddess is going to kill it, as will Shaq. Both of them have a really good sense of humor. Plus, the dais should be afraid of them because she did time and he is over 7′ tall. When it comes to the comedians, I can’t wait to see what the Beebs’ good friend D’Elia has to say about everyone. I’ve seen him at 2 events promoting Undateable and both times he had me busting a gut!
Comedy Central had me when they decided to Roast Beiber, then they gave me some whipped cream when they made Hart the RoastMaser and this dais is so the cherry on top of it all! March 30th can’t come soon enough!

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