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Martha Stewart wearing nothing but an apron
September 9th, 2022 under Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

Martha Stewart might be 81 years old, but that is not stopping the Domestic Goddess from being a Venus. So, she shared a video of herself wearing just an apron.

Why? Is she back on the dating sights? Nope, she is not getting that type of plugging. She was hired to plug that Green Mountain Coffee Roaster is all-natural. Just like what she is under that apron.

Because of that, Stewart is putting the spice in that pumpkin spice coffee!


Martha Stewart shows us how to properly suck down an oyster
August 8th, 2022 under Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

We all know that oysters are an aphrodisiac. And thanks to Martha Stewart, we are seeing why!

If I ate an oyster like that in front of a man like that, I am sure I could get lucky.

Seriously, isn’t the way the Domestic Goddess eats the shelled fish erotic?

So ladies, invite the man of your dreams over to Netflix & Chill, serve some chilled oysters, and you will never get to the end of the movie. You will be swallowing other slimy things before you know it!


Is Martha Stewart really 81?
August 4th, 2022 under Are they really their age?, Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday was Martha Stewart’s 81st birthday, but you would never it by looking at her in this up-close selfie she shared.

When I was a kid, that is not what 81-year-olds looked like Martha Washington, and she definitely doesn’t look like that.

I guess being a domestic goddess has turned into a real one.


Martha Stewart tests positive for COVID-19
June 21st, 2022 under Coronavirus, Martha Stewart. [ Comments: 13 ]

Martha Stewart was supposed to attend an event today but was forced to cancel at the last minute.

“This evening, I planned to host a garden party at The Plaza on behalf of my favorite skincare line, @mariobadescu,” the homemaker wrote. “But I’m sad to report that I tested positive for Covid-19. I am feeling fine but i am sticking to the rules and isolating.”

Hopefully, the 80-year-old will be better soon.


Martha Stewart shares how to give thirst trap face
February 1st, 2022 under Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

About two years ago, Martha Stewart shared a photo that got several men’s loaves of bread to rise. Now, the 80-year-old homemaker is showing us to do the same.

The first thing you have to do is project fabulous. The next thing is only to put concealer where you need it. Since we need to make our lips kissable, we should put on some lipgloss. Finally, say “Clé de Peau Beauté,’ the name of the makeup line she is promoting. And now you too can make men rise as yeast does! Maybe I should have used a different example.

Anyways, try it. It works., match me now!


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