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Martha Stewart graces the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
May 15th, 2023 under Martha Stewart, Megan Fox. [ Comments: none ]

Martha Stewart can still turn heads at 81. So Sports Illustrated asked her to be on the cover of their annual Swimsuit Issue.

The Domestic Goddess will not be alone. Megan Fox, Kim Petras, and Brooks Nader also have their own cover this year.

“There is no theme [to this year’s issue]—rather, there is a vision, a sentiment, a hope that women can live in a world where they feel no limitations, internally or externally,” says SI Swimsuit editor-in-chief MJ Day. “But the absence of a theme is not to say that [these women] don’t share certain common traits. They’re constantly evolving.”

While women, like me, respect Sports Illustrated for their decision. It will be interesting to see if the the men that pick up the magazine for the “articles” will feel the same way.

What? SISI is all about the spank bank material! Are you going to deny it?


Martha Stewart has a message for Mariah Carey
November 4th, 2022 under Mariah Carey, Martha Stewart. [ Comments: 6 ]


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As soon as the calendar turned to November 1st, Mariah Carey declared that it was Christmastime. However, not everyone was into the Christmas spirit just yet.

One of those people is Martha Stewart, and the Domestic Goddess has a message for the Queen of Christmas. “Mariah, you know me. I am a traditionalist with a twist,” she said on the Today show. “And you cannot give up Thanksgiving. Just cause you don’t like turkey. I love turkey, and many, many other people love turkey. So, do, not, think we are going to give up Thanksgiving just because you say so.”

Amen! Christmas is coming earlier and earlier every year, and we need to enjoy the other holidays between New Year’s and Christmas!

Who is with Martha and me?

UPDATE: Mariah Carey responded to Martha Stewart, and I have a feeling their friendship is going to be something we will be thankful this Thanksgiving.

“Dearest Martha!! NEVER will I give up Thanksgiving!! But we can still start getting into the festive spirit now! 💕,” the Diva wrote. “P.S I’d love to have you at my Thanksgiving dinner although I’ve yet to be invited to your Thanksgiving extravaganza! And THAT is MAJOR! Esp if Snoop’s coming! 🥳🎄”

Either they are going to be friends, or they are going to war. I am rooting for the latter.


Martha Stewart wearing nothing but an apron
September 9th, 2022 under Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

Martha Stewart might be 81 years old, but that is not stopping the Domestic Goddess from being a Venus. So, she shared a video of herself wearing just an apron.

Why? Is she back on the dating sights? Nope, she is not getting that type of plugging. She was hired to plug that Green Mountain Coffee Roaster is all-natural. Just like what she is under that apron.

Because of that, Stewart is putting the spice in that pumpkin spice coffee!


Martha Stewart shows us how to properly suck down an oyster
August 8th, 2022 under Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

We all know that oysters are an aphrodisiac. And thanks to Martha Stewart, we are seeing why!

If I ate an oyster like that in front of a man like that, I am sure I could get lucky.

Seriously, isn’t the way the Domestic Goddess eats the shelled fish erotic?

So ladies, invite the man of your dreams over to Netflix & Chill, serve some chilled oysters, and you will never get to the end of the movie. You will be swallowing other slimy things before you know it!


Is Martha Stewart really 81?
August 4th, 2022 under Are they really their age?, Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday was Martha Stewart’s 81st birthday, but you would never it by looking at her in this up-close selfie she shared.

When I was a kid, that is not what 81-year-olds looked like Martha Washington, and she definitely doesn’t look like that.

I guess being a domestic goddess has turned into a real one.


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