Penelope Cruz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and she was talking about her two-time co-star Johnny Depp. When the host asked her about Jack Sparrow, she told him she only had nice things to say about him. Well Kimmel found that news “kind of disappointing”, so she told him that he really likes to let one Blow. Not like the movie they did 10 years ago, but he has a fart machine and loves to use it when they are on sets.
Can you see the Pirates of the Caribbean star playing with a remote controlled fart machine? I totally can! Not only that I can picture his mischievous smile after he gets caught, like a little boy who knows what they was bad but couldn’t help themselves.
You hear all the time that George Clooney and Zac Efron are pranksters, but I never heard that about Depp. Now that I have heard he loves to play with a fart machine, it just makes me love him even more. Doesn’t it do the same for you?
Now back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, on Tuesday Britney Spears is going to perform on the ABC show at 12m and on Wednesday Duran Duran will be doing the same on the show. Because I am psychic (well actually cause I was there last night), I can tell you that Duran Duran totally rocked it singing their brand new hit All You Need Is Now and their Notorious song of the same title. Simon LeBon sounds just like he did when I saw him for the first time when I was just 16. And the singer and his Wild Boys all look and sound as good as they did then. Seriously I am one happy Duranie today!!!
Four of the largest music groups (Universal, EMI, Sony and Warner Music) have compiled 38 of the hottest songs from both the past and present to raise money for Japan. The music giants are donating 100% of the proceeds to Japanese Red Cross Society. The press release says that “all the artists participating on Songs for Japan, the music labels and music publishers have waived their royalties and proceeds from the worldwide sales of the album to ensure that the JRCS receives as much support as possible from this global initiative. iTunes will also donate its proceeds from the album’s worldwide sales.” Which is really noble of all those people for doing that.
So please go to iTunes and for a mere $9.99 you can downland all 38 of the below songs.
1. John Lennon “Imagine” (Remastered)
2. U2 “Walk On” (Radio Edit)
3. Bob Dylan “Shelter From The Storm”
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers “Around The World” (Live)
5. Lady Gaga “Born This Way” (Starsmith Remix)
6. Beyonce “Irreplaceable”
7. Bruno Mars “Talking To The Moon” (Acoustic Piano Version)
8. Katy Perry “Firework”
9. Rihanna “Only Girl (In The World)”
10. Justin Timberlake “Like I Love You”
11. Madonna “Miles Away” (Live)
12. David Guetta “When Love Takes Over” (feat. Kelly Rowland)
13. Eminem “Love The Way You Lie” (feat. Rihanna) [Clean Version}
14. Bruce Springsteen “Human Touch”
15. Josh Groban “Awake” (Live)
16. Keith Urban “Better Life”
17. Black Eyed Peas “One Tribe”
18. Pink “Sober”
19. Cee Lo Green “It’s Ok”
20. Lady Antebellum “I Run To You”
21. Bon Jovi “What Do You Got?”
22. Foo Fighters “My Hero”
23. R.E.M. “Man On The Moon”
24. Nicki Minaj “Save Me” (Clean Version)
25. Sade “By Your Side”
26. Michael Buble “Hold On” (Radio Mix)
27. Justin Bieber “Pray” (Acoustic)
28. Adele “Make You Feel My Love”
29. Enya “If I Could Be Where You Are”
30. Elton John “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me”
31. John Mayer “Waiting On The World To Change”
32. Queen “Teo Torriatte (Let Us Cling Together)” [Remastered]
33. Kings Of Leon “Use Somebody”
34. Sting “Fragile” (Live In Berlin)
35. Leona Lewis “Better In Time”
36. Ne-Yo “One In A Million”
37. Shakira “Whenever, Wherever”
38. Norah Jones “Sunrise”
Besides getting a freaking awesome compilation, you are helping out the people of Japan who desperately need it. So for less than $10 do something good today and download Songs for Japan today.
TGIFringe!!! Tonight on a compelling episode of Fringe Olivialternate is kidnapped and her life and her baby’s are put in danger because of what her kidnappers don’t know about her. What they are unaware of is she a carrier of something that will kill either her baby or her or both of them if she delivers the child, just like it killed her sister and her daughter in the alternate world. Will her team be able to find her before it is too late and save her and Walternate’s grandchild? Tune into Fox at 9p for an episode that will make you so freaking glad that the show was picked up for another season because it sets up so much of the future of the show.
BTW this is a really short review because I can’t tell you too much without spoiling all the good sh!t that happens during the exhilarating episode.
Matthew McConuaghey is going to be on Ellen DeGeneres’ show today and he told her he is a fan of Celebrity Apprentice. You read that right, he loves the show and can talk about it detail. Not only that, I love how excited he gets when he talks about it.
Ellen: Do you watch reality TV?
Matthew: I do watch a little bit.
Ellen: What do you watch?
Matthew: “Top Chef” and “Celebrity Apprentice.”
Ellen: Are you watching “Celebrity Apprentice” this year?
Matthew. Yes, TiVo’ing “Celebrity Apprentice.”
Ellen: It’s good, isn’t it?
Matthew: That’s some real good fun.
Ellen: It’s two hours. I think that’s a long time to commit.
Matthew: I don’t mind. I wouldn’t mind if it was three [hours].
Ellen: And who are you liking?
Matthew: I think who looks like they could be good at is it John Rich. He’s going to be good at it. Star Jones is good at it. She’s a diva but she’s good at it. Even when she’s not team leader, she’s taking control back there.
Ellen: Yes, she is. She’s not getting along with everybody. We had Nene on the other day. Nene does not like Star.
Matthew: Wait till Nene is the project manager and has to tell Star what to do. That’s going to be fun. She doesn’t mind speaking her mind.
Ellen: Gary Busey. Are you enjoying that?
Matthew: It was funny the other night when he won. I’m not sure if he knew why he won or how he won but he did win. He’s funny.
Ellen: He’s got all these acronyms. He’s got all these names, these words, and then he has all the things that all the letters stand for.
Matthew: He’s a walking self improvement book.
I don’t know about you, but I never saw that coming. I can understand him saying that he likes anything on the Food Channel or Man v Food, but the Donald Trump reality show just doesn’t seem like something he would be in to. If I were Trump, I would call him up ASAP and tell him he is hired for next season. I would so watch it with him on it and you know you would too.
BTW I hope next time when he answers what reality shows he likes, he makes sure to add his babies’ mama’s show Shear Genius to the list?
UPDATE: Here is Duran Duran performing the first single, All You Need Is Now, off their brand new album of the same name that is out now on Ellen today. They really are a timeless act!
Stevie Wonder was a guest on American Idol yesterday and after the show Steven Tyler and him hung out. Looking at the Aerosmith singer with the Motown legend, I have to wonder if he is saying to him, “Now that you have the earphones, can you see me now?” Seriously doesn’t it look like that is what he is asking him?
