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BTWF: Johnny Depp on Hotel
October 3rd, 2023 under Before They Were Famous, Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]

Before Johnny Depp was going to back to high school as a cop on 21 Jump Street, he getting ready to graduate high school on Hotel. He looks the same now as he did when he was 23 in that 1987 episode.


Hollywood Vampires cancels shows due to Johnny Depp’s fractured ankle
May 29th, 2023 under Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]

Hollywood Vampires are back haunting the night, but they are going to take some nights off. That is because Johnny Depp is injured and cannot travel.

My Dear Friends, I am sorry to say that I I have fractured my ankle, which is a drag!!! It began a s a hairline break but somewhere between Cannes and the Royal Albert Hall, it got worse rather than better. Several medical professionals have strongly suggested I avoid any and all activity for the moment and SO a m travel at this time. To that end, the guys and I are very sorry to miss you in New Hampshire, Boston and and New York but fear not, I promise we will bring an amazing show to all of you in Europe and bring our bring our absolute best to the East Coast later this summer and make it up to those who have paid for those shows!!! Again, sincerest apologies. All my love and respect… J.D. x

The band was expected to play May 30th, May 31st, and June 1st in the States before returning to Europe to tour there starting on June 8th. Hopefully, his ankle will be better by then.


Jerry Bruckheimer reveals if Johnny Depp could return to Pirates of the Caribbean
December 13th, 2022 under Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean. [ Comments: none ]

I thought the ship had sailed for Johnny Depp doing another Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but I was wrong. That is because when the Associated Press asked Producer Jerry Bruckheimer if the actor is returning to the franchise, he had an answer that will make fans happy.

“We’re still working on it. Nothing is definitive yet,” the mega-producer said. “But we continue to take little baby steps getting towards a screenplay.”

At least it is not a no. I mean, it took him 36 years to release a Top Gun sequel. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End was only 15 years ago, so we are halfway there.


Tubi gives us a movie on the Depp/Heard trial!
September 30th, 2022 under Johnny Depp, Tubi TV. [ Comments: none ]

On June 1st, the jury sided with Johnny Depp in the defamation case he had against his ex-wife, Amber Heard. Less than 4 months later, Tubi brought that trial to their streaming service in the movie Hot Take: The Depp/Heard Trial.

The film, which stars Mark Hapka as Johnny Depp and Megan Davis as Amber Heard, goes back and forth between the case and flashbacks of their turbulent relationship. It begins with them meeting on the set of The Rum Diary and ends with the verdict.

Even though it was a rushed production, it didn’t turn out to be as awful as finding a piece shit on the bed.

Hot Take reminds me of the movies of the week that the networks used to do. It is not Emmy worthy, but it is an enjoyable watch. Plus, the price is right, free. However, I could’ve done without the TikTok recaps. But they were part of what made the trial go viral.

There was one more problem I had with it. To me, the production felt like they were pro-Amber, and I am pro-Depp.

Other than that, it hurt less than stepping on a bee.

And because of that, I hope Tubi gives us more Hot Takes! What do you think they should do next?


Garcelle Beauvais talks about kissing a pre-famous Johnny Depp
November 11th, 2020 under Johnny Depp, The Real. [ Comments: none ]

Back in the ’80s, before Johnny Depp and Garcelle Beauvais were famous, they met at a club in Miami. She told her co-hosts at The Real, that he could not stop staring at her. Eventually, the two of them started to talk, and he asked her to be in his music video.

The two of them exchanged phone numbers and met for a date at his sister’s house with whom he was living with at the time. While they were alone, the actor decided to give her a kiss. Is it as good as we all imagined to be? The Real Housewife said, “He hadn’t perfected the kiss yet. I guess.” I am sure he has by now. Or at least in my fantasies, he has. That is not all that he perfected!


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