Richard Marx has been able to express his thoughts via his music, but now Twitter is giving him a different voice. The singer Tweeted, “It’s cool when people tell me they use my songs as background music for sex, but photo proof just gets….awkward.” So I guess he wants you to Hold on to Your Endless Summer Nights and not show him how Satisfied his songs made your lover and you. Can’t say I blame him too many photos like that might become a Hazard to him!
BTW now that I think about it, does he prefer video over photos because he does say photo proof? I know I do!
Simon Cowell is known for his mouth, but that might be changing with some Words of Wizdumb he got on Thanksgiving. The King of Mean Tweeted, “I went to a thanksgiving party and someone told me to listen rather than talk. You have two ears and one mouth. Very good advice.” Does anyone really think he will actually be able to listen people as compared to critiquing them? I mean he never misses an opportunity to shoot his mouth off about anything and everything. Plus that is his bread and butter, what else does he have? A hairy chest? Moobs? His hair? Tight shirts? Nah, he will stick with what he does best, talking!
Twitter has given celebrities a voice and Alexa Vega has used it to give us these Words of Wizdumb. The Spy Kid proved she is adult by saying, “Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” As a woman I have to say Hallelujah and Amen!!! So the next time you want someone to toughen up, tell them to grow a Vajayjay!!!
It is time for kids to graduate into the real world and Ryan Seacrest has some Words of Wizdumb for them. The American Idol host Tweeted, “If I can give students one piece of advice, it’s to stretch. And don’t frost your tips. And yes, wear sunscreen.” Aren’t the last two on that list what made him the star that he is today. Without those frosted tips and over-tanned skin, he would’ve been anther Brian Dunkleman.
BTW he didn’t always feel this way because back in 2008, he showed Jimmy Kimmel a much different way in how he preps the future generation for a job in the biz.
So will you follow his words from today or his actions of yesteryear? I am thinking the latter.
Twitter has given celebrities a Voice and Blake Shelton is using his to give us these Words of Wizdumb. He Tweeted, “Note to self…. Eating too many marshmallow Peeps does in fact create one big cadbury egg…” You know what, I love that so much I want to see if that is true. So I am off to go eat a few boxes of Peeps and I will report to you tomorrow if I have a Cadbury Egg. If you don’t hear back from me by then assume the sugar high got me in to some sort of trouble.
