It is time for kids to graduate into the real world and Ryan Seacrest has some Words of Wizdumb for them. The American Idol host Tweeted, “If I can give students one piece of advice, it’s to stretch. And don’t frost your tips. And yes, wear sunscreen.” Aren’t the last two on that list what made him the star that he is today. Without those frosted tips and over-tanned skin, he would’ve been anther Brian Dunkleman.
BTW he didn’t always feel this way because back in 2008, he showed Jimmy Kimmel a much different way in how he preps the future generation for a job in the biz.
So will you follow his words from today or his actions of yesteryear? I am thinking the latter.
Twitter has given celebrities a Voice and Blake Shelton is using his to give us these Words of Wizdumb. He Tweeted, “Note to self…. Eating too many marshmallow Peeps does in fact create one big cadbury egg…” You know what, I love that so much I want to see if that is true. So I am off to go eat a few boxes of Peeps and I will report to you tomorrow if I have a Cadbury Egg. If you don’t hear back from me by then assume the sugar high got me in to some sort of trouble.
Twitter has given celebrities a forum to say what is on their minds and today Chris Rock gave us an interesting spin on the death of Whitney Houston. He gave us these Words of Wizdumb, “If somebody told you 20 years ago that 20 years from now bobby brown magic Johnson mike Tyson and Charlie sheen would be alive and Whitney Houston would be dead you would have told them they were crazy” Add to the list Robert Downey Jr, Rob Lowe, Keith Richards, Ozzy Osbourne, Gary Busey, Courtney Love and Leif Garrett you would be even more shocked that they all outlived Whitney Houston. Amazing what can happen in just two decades?
Fart jokes are always suppose to be funny, but Eric Stonestreet negates that saying in under 140 characters on Twitter. The Modern Family Emmy winner Tweeted these Words of Wizdumb after the cast won the Best Comedy Ensemble at the SAG Awards yesterday, “I think what would surprise most people at award show parties is the sheer amount of farting I’m doing while talking to famous people.” I might not nose what those famous people are thinking, but I think we can all agree that they know exactly what Fizbo the Clown is doing. Could be why he wasn’t an individual award since that Emmy? He left a bad taste and smell with the voters?
Twitter has given Cee Loo Green a Voice and he is using it to give us some Words of Wizdumb. Today the F*ck You singer Tweeted this, “After a long early morning swim my penis now looks like a one bedroom smurf house 🙂 I want my winnebego back” George Costanza is so happy that someone else is referencing shrinkage besides him!!!
BTW who else can’t stop picturing his penis before and after the swim, the thought of the one bedroom smurf house is horrifying me.
