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The strange Guinness World Record that America’s Got Talent broke
July 23rd, 2024 under America's Got Talent, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell, Sofia Vergara, Terry Crews. [ Comments: none ]

America’s Got Talent made it into the Guinness Book of World Records tonight. What record did they break? The judges, Simon Cowell, Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum, and Sofia Vergara, host Terry Crews, the audience, and the crew all put a pair of underwear on their heads for a minute, making them the Largest Gathering of People Wearing Underwear on Their Heads.

The previous title holders saw 355 people do it at the City Museum in St Louis, Missouri, in March. How many did it in Los Angeles four months later? The answer is that 1,253 humans made fools of themselves.

Cowell must be so proud!

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Simon Cowell is looking for boys
June 4th, 2024 under Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

It has been 14 years since Simon Cowell launched a little band called One Direction. And now he is ready to do it again.

He told Hello, “Nothing beats the fun of being in a group, touring the world and performing for thousands – and it’s also a brilliant launchpad for a solo career. When you have a great group, it’s like lightning in a bottle but there’s no magic formula and a fair bit of luck involved!”

He continued: “There’s always a high degree of risk and I genuinely have no idea what’s going to happen! We might uncover an incredible group; we might not get there. What if no one shows up to auditions? That could be awkward. There is no guaranteed path to success – anything can happen, but that’s what’s exciting for me and that’s why I’m doing this.”

Auditions will start next month in the United Kingdom and Ireland.

Will he strike gold again? We will find out in the coming years.

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Simon Cowell gets a face full of foam by some Trolls!
May 30th, 2024 under America's Got Talent, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Simon Cowell has been trolling talent show contestants for over two decades. And now Trolls are getting revenge for all those who came before them.

Britain’s Got Talent got invaded by several Troll Dancers, aged 7 to 12, and they were having some fun with the ogre who goes by the name Simon.

One of the dancers had a little secret she was hiding during the dance troupe’s audition to advance to the next round. Olivia was hiding a can of foam under the judges’ table, and she took it out mid-performance so that she could spray the King of Mean’s face with it.

How did he react? Did he go all Bergen on them? Nope. He just sat there with the foam on his face until it was time for him to critique them.

“I was just thinking how sweet you were. Look, at least I don’t look stupid. You’re very naughty,” he told them. “I thought that was brilliant.”

Just like in the Troll movies, the Bergen became friends with the Trolls, and he told them it was very funny!

Being a dad has made the hardass a big old softy, and I’m not sure if I like it!

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America’s Got Talent got XXXX rated
May 29th, 2024 under America's Got Talent, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell, Sofia Vergara. [ Comments: none ]

America’s Got Talent was back yesterday on NBC, and they started season 19 off with Simon Cowell’s son’s favorite act from Britain’s Got Talent.

Who is Eric so fond of? His name is Tonikaku, and he poses naked, and not like in a model for an art class. Instead, he does it in poses like John Wick Naked and Basketball Player Naked Pose.

Wait, how did he get away with that because AGT is a family show? He was wearing pants.

However, he had a trick up his sleeve for his last pose—if he were wearing sleeves, which he wasn’t. Anyway, for his last pose, he took those pants off and did a Naked Pose.

And now I can’t wait to see what he does next because Cowell, Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum, and Sofia Vergara all voted yes for him to move on to the next round.

If this is the talent that is advancing, it is definitely going to be an interesting season.

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Simon Cowell and Bruno Tonioli covered in spaghetti
May 17th, 2024 under Bruno Tonioli, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Britain’s Got Talent is turning into a Gordon Ramsay show because the judges will be covered with spaghetti and parmesan cheese tomorrow night.

Well, not all of the judges, just Simon Cowell and Bruno Tonioli.

How did that happen? Opera singer Natalie Choquette invited the two men, Alesha Dixon and Amanda Holden, on stage for a pasta dinner. However, what they didn’t know was that she planned on serving the pasta on top of them instead of to them.

Cowell was the first victim, and then the Dancing with the Stars judge found himself wearing a pot full of the carbs.

While the men were not so lucky, the women were smart and ran off stage to Ant & Dec.

And with that, I am sure Choquette will not be advancing on BGT.

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