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Caption the America’s Got Talent judges
April 21st, 2021 under America's Got Talent, Caption the Celeb, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell, Sofia Vergara. [ Comments: none ]

This photo of Sophia Vergara, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, and Simon Cowell on the America’s Got Talent set has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.


Simon Cowell has a new smile
October 27th, 2020 under Simon Cowell. [ Comments: 2 ]

Back in August, Simon Cowell fell off his motorized bike and broke his back in three places. Now, he is back on his feet, and he has something to smile about. Not just about walking again, but he also has a new smile.

According to Page Six, the King of Mean spent two 3-hour appointments getting 28 smaller, less bulky veneers from Dr. Michael Apa. At $4,000 a tooth that a lot of dough. Do you think it was worth the $116,000?

My teeth are hurting just thinking about spending that much money on anything.


Howie Mandel got Simon Cowell a bike as a get well present
August 22nd, 2020 under Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Two weeks ago, Simon Cowell fell off of his electric bike and broke his back in four places. His America’s Got Talent co-judge Howie Mandel wanted to send him a present. Therefore, he sent his boss a bike that is not electric with two wheels in the back. This way Cowell will be safe if he ever gets on a bicycle again.

Something you could not get me to do. I broke both of my arms rollerskating when I was a kid, and you cannot get near me those things. I won’t even go inside a roller rink.


Kelly Clarkson attempts a British accent
August 12th, 2020 under America's Got Talent, Kelly Clarkson, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Kelly Clarkson is filling in for Simon Cowell, who broke his back, on America’s Got Talent. Since the singer is sitting in his seat, she wants the contestants to feel like the reality show mogul is there.

How is the talk show host going to do that? She is going to do a British accent. How did it go? There is a reason why she is the American Idol. It is because she can only do an American accent. Therefore, she is keeping it Country, as in her own country.

Seriously, isn’t Clarkson cute when she tried to do the British accent?


Simon Cowell has taken his first steps since breaking his back
August 11th, 2020 under Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

On Saturday afternoon, Simon Cowell fell off of his new electric bike and broke his back in several places. He was rushed to the hospital, where he underwent a 5-hour surgery to repair his broken spine. Less than 48 hours after all of that happened, Terri Seymour revealed on Extra yesterday that he has already taken his first steps. Not that many, but it is a start. After a back injury as bad as his, that is like doing a marathon.

Even though Cowell went through all of this, he is working from his hospital bed. Kelly Clarkson might be sitting in his seat on America’s Got Talent tonight and tomorrow night, but he will be there in spirit and on his iPad.

It is just one of the few things his girlfriend Lauren Silverman has brought him. Seymour said, “He’s calling her all the time, asking her for this and that…Poor Lauren has been amazing. She’s running backwards and forwards from the hospital all the time.”

When it comes to time, he has a long road to recovery ahead of him that will involve a lot of physical therapy. Does that mean he won’t be back on AGT this season? Seymour said when it comes to her ex-lover, “never rule anything out.”


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