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Simon Cowell is ready to settle down and get married
January 11th, 2022 under Simon Cowell. [ Comments: 1 ]

It is a lucky 13 years for Simon Cowell and his girlfriend, Lauren Silverman. That is because he finally proposed to her, and of course, she said yes.

A source told The Sun that he proposed to her on Christmas Eve in front of their son, Eric, 7, and her son, Adam, from her first marriage. “Lauren was absolutely stunned and never in a million years expected Simon to pop the question. She burst into tears – happy tears – and obviously said ‘yes’ straight away,” the source said. “Lauren has been Simon’s rock over these past few years – supporting him when he broke his back, and through thick and thin generally. They make a wonderful couple.”

This is his first marriage and her second. I hope they make it! Because he is so much nicer since they started dating.


Caption the America’s Got Talent judges
April 21st, 2021 under America's Got Talent, Caption the Celeb, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell, Sofia Vergara. [ Comments: none ]

This photo of Sophia Vergara, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, and Simon Cowell on the America’s Got Talent set has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.


Simon Cowell has a new smile
October 27th, 2020 under Simon Cowell. [ Comments: 2 ]

Back in August, Simon Cowell fell off his motorized bike and broke his back in three places. Now, he is back on his feet, and he has something to smile about. Not just about walking again, but he also has a new smile.

According to Page Six, the King of Mean spent two 3-hour appointments getting 28 smaller, less bulky veneers from Dr. Michael Apa. At $4,000 a tooth that a lot of dough. Do you think it was worth the $116,000?

My teeth are hurting just thinking about spending that much money on anything.


Howie Mandel got Simon Cowell a bike as a get well present
August 22nd, 2020 under Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Two weeks ago, Simon Cowell fell off of his electric bike and broke his back in four places. His America’s Got Talent co-judge Howie Mandel wanted to send him a present. Therefore, he sent his boss a bike that is not electric with two wheels in the back. This way Cowell will be safe if he ever gets on a bicycle again.

Something you could not get me to do. I broke both of my arms rollerskating when I was a kid, and you cannot get near me those things. I won’t even go inside a roller rink.


Kelly Clarkson attempts a British accent
August 12th, 2020 under America's Got Talent, Kelly Clarkson, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Kelly Clarkson is filling in for Simon Cowell, who broke his back, on America’s Got Talent. Since the singer is sitting in his seat, she wants the contestants to feel like the reality show mogul is there.

How is the talk show host going to do that? She is going to do a British accent. How did it go? There is a reason why she is the American Idol. It is because she can only do an American accent. Therefore, she is keeping it Country, as in her own country.

Seriously, isn’t Clarkson cute when she tried to do the British accent?


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