Today is Simon Cowell’s 65th birthday, and the senior citizen sang Happy Birthday to himself.
By doing so, the music producer is pretty much saying that is why he produces music and is not a singer. Since it is his birthday, I will not be mean to the King of Mean, but you know what I am thinking.
The talent finder also said, “I am now at an age when you say how old you are, people clap. And that is depressing.” However, the old man doesn’t let it get him down because he added, “I’m alive. I’m healthy. I’m happy.”
And that is all we can ask for. Although, we could also ask for his wealth because he is very rich.
Happy birthday, Simon! Here is to many, many, many more!
Here is a trivia question for you: can you guess which Amwerican Idol winner shares a birthday with the judge?
Simon Cowell is one of the wealthiest people in entertainment, thanks to shows like America’s Got Talent and The X Factor and the musicians he produces. However, the competition show judge was seen working at Domino’s Pizza. So, has he hit hard times? Nope! He is just doing commercials for the pizza giant to promote their Quality Captains.
The Quality Captains ensure we get the best pizza. They hold customers’ pizzas to an even higher standard, checking every inch to make sure they’re made exactly to order.
“Domino’s demands greatness,” said Cowell. “They know exactly what it means to deliver the perfect pizza. Domino’s is a definite yes from me.”
And Cowell is the perfect person to get the word out about their pizza judges. It is a tough job, but someone has to do it. And I want to do it.
America’s Got Talent made it into the Guinness Book of World Records tonight. What record did they break? The judges, Simon Cowell, Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum, and Sofia Vergara, host Terry Crews, the audience, and the crew all put a pair of underwear on their heads for a minute, making them the Largest Gathering of People Wearing Underwear on Their Heads.
The previous title holders saw 355 people do it at the City Museum in St Louis, Missouri, in March. How many did it in Los Angeles four months later? The answer is that 1,253 humans made fools of themselves.
It has been 14 years since Simon Cowell launched a little band called One Direction. And now he is ready to do it again.
He told Hello, “Nothing beats the fun of being in a group, touring the world and performing for thousands – and it’s also a brilliant launchpad for a solo career. When you have a great group, it’s like lightning in a bottle but there’s no magic formula and a fair bit of luck involved!”
He continued: “There’s always a high degree of risk and I genuinely have no idea what’s going to happen! We might uncover an incredible group; we might not get there. What if no one shows up to auditions? That could be awkward. There is no guaranteed path to success – anything can happen, but that’s what’s exciting for me and that’s why I’m doing this.”
Auditions will start next month in the United Kingdom and Ireland.
Will he strike gold again? We will find out in the coming years.
Simon Cowell has been trolling talent show contestants for over two decades. And now Trolls are getting revenge for all those who came before them.
Britain’s Got Talent got invaded by several Troll Dancers, aged 7 to 12, and they were having some fun with the ogre who goes by the name Simon.
One of the dancers had a little secret she was hiding during the dance troupe’s audition to advance to the next round. Olivia was hiding a can of foam under the judges’ table, and she took it out mid-performance so that she could spray the King of Mean’s face with it.
How did he react? Did he go all Bergen on them? Nope. He just sat there with the foam on his face until it was time for him to critique them.
“I was just thinking how sweet you were. Look, at least I don’t look stupid. You’re very naughty,” he told them. “I thought that was brilliant.”
Just like in the Troll movies, the Bergen became friends with the Trolls, and he told them it was very funny!
Being a dad has made the hardass a big old softy, and I’m not sure if I like it!
