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Howie Mandel got Simon Cowell a bike as a get well present
August 22nd, 2020 under Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Two weeks ago, Simon Cowell fell off of his electric bike and broke his back in four places. His America’s Got Talent co-judge Howie Mandel wanted to send him a present. Therefore, he sent his boss a bike that is not electric with two wheels in the back. This way Cowell will be safe if he ever gets on a bicycle again.

Something you could not get me to do. I broke both of my arms rollerskating when I was a kid, and you cannot get near me those things. I won’t even go inside a roller rink.


Kelly Clarkson attempts a British accent
August 12th, 2020 under America's Got Talent, Kelly Clarkson, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Kelly Clarkson is filling in for Simon Cowell, who broke his back, on America’s Got Talent. Since the singer is sitting in his seat, she wants the contestants to feel like the reality show mogul is there.

How is the talk show host going to do that? She is going to do a British accent. How did it go? There is a reason why she is the American Idol. It is because she can only do an American accent. Therefore, she is keeping it Country, as in her own country.

Seriously, isn’t Clarkson cute when she tried to do the British accent?


Simon Cowell has taken his first steps since breaking his back
August 11th, 2020 under Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

On Saturday afternoon, Simon Cowell fell off of his new electric bike and broke his back in several places. He was rushed to the hospital, where he underwent a 5-hour surgery to repair his broken spine. Less than 48 hours after all of that happened, Terri Seymour revealed on Extra yesterday that he has already taken his first steps. Not that many, but it is a start. After a back injury as bad as his, that is like doing a marathon.

Even though Cowell went through all of this, he is working from his hospital bed. Kelly Clarkson might be sitting in his seat on America’s Got Talent tonight and tomorrow night, but he will be there in spirit and on his iPad.

It is just one of the few things his girlfriend Lauren Silverman has brought him. Seymour said, “He’s calling her all the time, asking her for this and that…Poor Lauren has been amazing. She’s running backwards and forwards from the hospital all the time.”

When it comes to time, he has a long road to recovery ahead of him that will involve a lot of physical therapy. Does that mean he won’t be back on AGT this season? Seymour said when it comes to her ex-lover, “never rule anything out.”


Kelly Clarkson is filling in for Simon Cowell this week on America’s Got Talent
August 10th, 2020 under America's Got Talent, Kelly Clarkson, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Kelly Clarkson/Instagram

Simon Cowell fell off of his electric bike this Saturday afternoon and broke his back. He then spent the night in surgery to repair the broken bones.

Needless to say, he is not going to be in the mood to do the live America’s Got Talent shows on Tuesday and Wednesday. Therefore, they asked Kelly Clarkson to sit his chair, and she said yes.

This gives NBC and her more exposure for her daytime talk show that just earned her an Emmy. Which makes you wonder why they didn’t ask Ellen DeGeneres to do it because she needs some positive exposure. Plus, Ellen has judging experience. Remember, she was a judge on American Idol for a failed season with Cowell. I know we try to forget about that heinous season. That was a really bad year.


Simon Cowell still has his sense of humor
August 10th, 2020 under Simon Cowell. [ Comments: 3 ]

On Saturday, Simon Cowell fell off of his brand new electric bike, and he broke his back. Then he spent yesterday recuperating from a 5-hour surgery to repair the broken bones and had a rod put in his back.

With all of that, you would think he lost his sense of humor, far from it. This morning the King of Mean wrote, “Some good advice…If you buy an electric trail bike, read the manual before you ride it for the first time. I have broken part of my back. Thank you to everyone for your kind messages.” Then he followed it up with, “And a massive thank you to all the nurses and doctors. Some of the nicest people I have ever met. Stay safe everyone. Simon.”

What did they do to him while he was in surgery? He came out nice.

Seriously, I hope he keeps up that sense of humor because he is going to need it to get through the next few months. They say laughter is the best medicine for a reason.


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