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Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson thought American Idol would fail
September 18th, 2019 under American Idol 1-5, Kelly Clarkson, Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: 4 ]


Kelly Clarkson has a new talk show and she had some huge guests on it today. They are Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and the dog Randy Jackson. Three people who have been with her since the start of her career back in 2002 on a little show called American Idol.

That was an interesting year for all of them and they talked about what it was like working on the singing competition before it aired. Cowell said the auditions were so bad he thought the show was going to fail. He went back to London and had no idea when the show was going to debut in the States. The day after it premiered, he got a phone call telling him the show was a hit. Cowell really thought it would be on for two weeks and then be done. Jackson felt the same way, but Paula knew it was going to be a hit. Who is the smartest one in the trio?

Although the boys would try to make Abdul look crazy and dumb on the judging panel. They would play a game they called The Name Game. Cowell would say to them, you can have x amount of time on Rodeo Drive with his black card if they said certain words like “spotted dick” on the air.

The had a lot of fun working together, as you can see, would they do it again? In a heartbeat. If I were ABC, I would fire those three judges they have now and replace them with this set. Then I would watch American Idol again.

One thing I will never watch again is From Justin to Kelly. I am not alone because Clarkson really hates the film. In fact, the singer told her nanny if she ever shows it to her two kids, that person would be fired. What would it take to get Clarkson to remake it? If Cowell did it with her. He would do it in a small role.

Talking about that film, whatever happened to Justin Guarini? He also was on the show and talked about how he landed that Dr. Diet Pepper commercials. However, he did not say if he would do another From Justin to Kelly. I would watch a sequel, wouldn’t you?

Seeing them all together makes me miss how good Idol was before they added the fourth judge. That is when the show went downhill.

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Simon Cowell got an eyeful from a male stripper
June 26th, 2019 under America's Got Talent, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


Australian native Ben Trigger came to America’s Got Talent to wow the audience with his dancing and that is exactly what he did.

There was not a lot of Boogie when he started off his routine, but then it quickly became a Wonderland. About a quarter of the way into his number, he started to take his clothes off. That is when the Earth, Wind and Fire lit up the stage. It got so hot, he came down off of it and shook his tassels for Simon Cowell’s eyes only. Leaving the King of Mean stunned and excited. Not as excited as Trigger who accidentally triggered the Golden Buzzer for himself.

Does that mean he automatically moves forward to Hollywood? Nope, that is not how the show works. Does he move forward to the next round? All four judges said yes, so yes!

I cannot wait to see what he does next? Hopefully a lap dance for Cowell!

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Can Simon Cowell sing?
May 28th, 2019 under Joan Collins, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


For almost 2 decades, we have heard Simon Cowell harshly critique singers all over the world, but can the King of Mean sing himself? Something, we surprisingly did not know until now.

Thanks to Joan Collins inviting him to her 86th birthday party, we now know the answer. Let’s just say there is a reason he produces singers and is not one himself. I mean, if you can’t sing the most recognized English song in the world, then you just can’t sing. Dawg! He makes William Hung sound like Ricky Martin.

Now, let’s focus on Joan. Is she really 86 because she looks just like she did on Dynasty?

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When will America’s Got Talent be back?
March 5th, 2019 under America's Got Talent, Gabrielle Union, Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


We know that America’s Got Talent changed it up this season, but when will we see those changes? NBC announced today talent competition show will return on May 28th.

That is when we will find out if the new judges, Julianne Hough and Gabrielle Union, work well with Howie Mandel and Simon Cowell and new host Terry Crews. I think it will be interesting because we know that Hough doesn’t like to share the spotlight and neither does Cowell. Since it is the latter one’s show, I think we know who will win out.

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America’s Got Talent is changing things up
February 11th, 2019 under America's Got Talent, Gabrielle Union, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


You know how they say, if it is not broke, don’t fix it. America’s Got Talent never heard of that. That is because for season 14, they are changing things up again.

Out are Heidi Klum, Mel B and Tyra Banks, in are Gabrielle Union, Julianne Hough and Terry Crews. The Brooklyn Nine-Nine actor has been well received as the host of AGT: Champions, so his hiring makes sense. As does the departure of the three ladies who are working on other projects. What I cannot get into is Hough joining the panel. Who doesn’t find her annoying? I am sure Simon Cowell will find out soon enough that she thinks it should be all about her.

On a positive note, at least there are Americans on the panel again. The first time there has been one since Howard Stern left after season 10.

What do you think of the new America’s Got Talent?

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