Yesterday, Hasbro announced that Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head will be losing their titles on the packaging. As soon as comedian Steve Byrne heard about that, he had a joke about it.
“Hasbro has renamed Mr. Potato Head, to Potato Head,” Byrne wrote. “And 80s band, w the hit ‘Kyrie,’ Mr. Mister has ceased to exist.”
Since Mr. Mister hasn’t had a hit since the last ’80s, they already have ceased to exist.
A few weeks ago, medical experts suggested that we start wearing double masks over our mouths when we leave our homes. So much so that the NY Post is reporting that anyone entering a Federal Courthouse in NYC will have to wear two masks for the time being.
When Dr. Ruth saw that, she had some Words for Wizdumb for people. “Just remember, using two condoms is riskier! And using a mask as a condom is riskiest of all,” she wrote.
Isn’t it interesting that two masks are better than one, but one condom is better than two? Having said that, both are great for protection from deadly viruses. Therefore, you should use them!
In case you are wondering why two condoms are bad. It is because struggling to put one on top of the other could cause both to rip. If they rip, then the sperm can get through. If it gets through, then you can get a baby or an STI.
Don’t spread the sperm or COVID-19. Thus, you should wear protection over your holes. Since farts can spread coronavirus, should we wear masks over our butts?
There have been so many TV shows from the ’80s and ’90s that have been revived, and some people would like to see Perfect Strangers be one of them. Well, the sitcom’s star has some thoughts about that.
“Remake…reboot? You can never recapture so just rewatch.” Bronson Pinchot wrote. He’s right. How many of them got it right? There was Will & Grace and Cobra Kai and Cobra Kai. Did I say, Cobra Kai?
Instead of me wanting a sequel for Perfect Strangers, I am just going to rewatch it. It still holds up because it was so sweet.
Dolly Parton says a lot of really smart things, and now she is going to share her Dollyisms with us for free.
The first one is, “Smile; it increases your face value.” Are you going to argue with her on that one? Who doesn’t look better with a smile? I learned that one early on from Annie when they sang, you are never fully dressed without one.
Plus, how can you watch Miss Dolly tell us to smile and not turn your frown upside down? She is joy, and we all need a pocket full of her in our lives these days.
Richard Marxhas had a few zingers on Twitter, and the latest one is something we all know. He respdonded back to someone who accused him of having a potty mouth, “The people who get offended by the word ‘fucking’ are the same people who aren’t doing any of it.”
Would anyone like to contradict that comment? Didn’t think so!
