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Words of Wizdumb from Dr. Ruth!
February 16th, 2021 under Coronavirus, Dr Ruth, Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]

A few weeks ago, medical experts suggested that we start wearing double masks over our mouths when we leave our homes. So much so that the NY Post is reporting that anyone entering a Federal Courthouse in NYC will have to wear two masks for the time being.

When Dr. Ruth saw that, she had some Words for Wizdumb for people. “Just remember, using two condoms is riskier! And using a mask as a condom is riskiest of all,” she wrote.

Isn’t it interesting that two masks are better than one, but one condom is better than two? Having said that, both are great for protection from deadly viruses. Therefore, you should use them!

In case you are wondering why two condoms are bad. It is because struggling to put one on top of the other could cause both to rip. If they rip, then the sperm can get through. If it gets through, then you can get a baby or an STI.

Don’t spread the sperm or COVID-19. Thus, you should wear protection over your holes. Since farts can spread coronavirus, should we wear masks over our butts?


Dr. Ruth Westheimer is still a man magnet!
March 15th, 2019 under Dr Ruth, Vin Diesel. [ Comments: none ]

Dr. Ruth Westheimer might be 90, but that does not mean she is too old to go to a concert. Yesterday, the sex Guru went to see Marc Anthony sing and she shared a sweet story from the performance. She said, “Some nice gentleman helped me stand on a chair so I got a great view.” That was the first man to be attracted to her.

After the show, she posed in a photo with the singer and Vin Diesel. Two men, who were also drawn to her. Can you blame them, she is the most vibrant 90-year-old out there. Who doesn’t love the woman who knows all about lovemaking and doesn’t mind sharing her vast knowledge on the topic? I am sure she gave them some tips about how to use their tips.


Dr. Ruth goes from the penis to the peanut
February 7th, 2019 under Dr Ruth. [ Comments: none ]

Dr. Ruth Westheimer is 90 years young and she is still giving out sex advice. Mr. Peanut loves what she saying so much, that he gave her a job. Valentine’s Day is coming up in a week, and Planters nuts teamed up with the guru to answer your most intimate questions. All you have to do is leave a message at 844-4-DR-RUTH with what you know. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so do not pass it up. Especially when she can tell you how to keep it up longer and so much more!


Dr Ruth dancing is all you need to smile today!
August 25th, 2017 under Dr Ruth. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Dr Ruth Westheimer knows all about dancing in between the sheets, but how is she when it comes to dancing on the dance floor? Better than you and me, and we are about a third of the 89-year-old’s age. Seriously, is there anything the sex guru cannot do? Because this is amazing!

Don’t you just love the way the man is leading her around the Israeli ballroom? She is having almost as much as fun doing the vertical tango (yes I know she is not doing the Tango but you know the expression) as she does when she is doing to the horizontal one!

Isn’t this what you needed to start your weekend off on the right foot? It makes me want to dance, but I have two left feet!

BTW I hope someone from Dancing with the Stars sees this and asks her to be on the show. She would win it all! She would have my vote and I am sure she would have yours!


What’s up with Dr Ruth’s hair?
June 18th, 2010 under Bad Hair, Dr Ruth. [ Comments: 1 ]

Dr. Ruth Westheimer attended Henry Buhl’s Black and White Ball and her hair looked like it was having a ball. I know that the 82 year old is a sex therapist, but out of all the hairdos why did she copy Cameron Diaz’s semen styled look from There’s Something About Mary? Well on a positive note, with hair raising bangs she might be able to say she stands at 5′ tall!


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