Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live William Shatner was on the show to promote his CBS Thursday sitcom Sh!t My Dad Says that airs at 8:30p and he did a Waltz with the ABC talk show host. The Boston Legal star and him were talking about Captain Kirk’s love for Dancing with the Stars and what he loves so much about it is the interactions between the dancers, so he asked Jimmy to dance with him. Looking at Kimmel you can tell he was a Trekkie when he was kid, so of course he jumped at the opportunity. Watching how the two were so in sync as they danced, I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? The one thing we know about the stance that Jimmy took before he took his first dance step is that he is The Shat’s Bitch and on the bottom!!!
I don’t know about you, but I would love love love to see William Shatner on DWTS! You can tell the 79 year old is so light on his feet for and such a charmer!!! Plus he has such an interesting perspective on the show, that I would love to watch him grow and shrink every week.
William Shatner was doing an interview with Vanity Fair and in it he broke the news that Betty White and him are making a sex tape for AARP.
Q; Say I wanted to trick you into talking about your affair with Betty White. How do I make that happen?
A; Quite easily. Betty and I have been lovers for awhile. That’s all out in the open. We’re going to do a sex tape for the A.A.R.P.
Q: You said in a recent interview that Betty’s “totally flexible in the hip area.†You do realize that you’ve given the world a mental image that can’t be un-thought?
A: I do realize that, and I stand by it. Her hips are very flexible. Although to be fair, it’s held together by rubber bands. (Laughs.)
Q: Is there anything on your body that’s still flexible?
A; My left pinkie. That’s pretty much it. You should see it flex. But other than that, it’s… (Laughs.) Oh god, you’re getting me to say things I shouldn’t. You’re dangerous!
Q: O.K., one more question. You wear a toupee. We all know it, it’s obvious, but you won’t admit it. How long are you going to hold on to this ruse? Is it a mystery you’ll be taking to your grave?
A: Probably. But if it’s any consolation, that’s not very long from now.
I think he’s joking, at least I pray he is joking because that is one sex tape even though I wouldn’t want to see it I know would wind up watching it over and over again.
Tonight at 8p The Big Bang Theory moves to a new night on CBS and with that they made the funniest episode to date for the show. Howard has invented robotic hand that he is using to serve them all their take out food. Once he is at home alone with it he realizes he can use it for a neck massage too, and that gives him another idea what he can use it for… Let’s just say what happens will have you laughing so hard you will have tears in your eyes. Meanwhile Sheldon has a girlfriend (she’s not his girlfriend) and he has some big news about what they are planning to do. Penny thinks before they do what they want to do they should go on a date. Since Sheldon doesn’t drive, she is stuck taking Shamy on their date and boy she will regret it. So will Howard learn his lesson? Will Shamy really become a couple? Will Penny survive the date? Tune into The Big Bang Theory at 8p on CBS for the funniest episode of television in a really long long time! Oh and next week’s episode is almost as funny!
Then at 8:30p William Shatner is doing his first sitcom lead in $#*! My Dad Says. The show is based on the famous Twitter page of the same title, but the curse word is used instead of characters! Anyways back to the show, the pilot was completely rewritten the lead son was recast, but The Shat remains and really makes the show. He plays Ed Goodson, who is not really close with his two sons. Then one night his son Henry, who just lost job, moves back home and Ed is going to try to be a better dad. Will he better dad or will the $#*! that comes out of his mouth stop him from doing so. Tune in at 8:30p on CBS to find out.
Oh and 9p makes sure to watch Justin Bieber makes his acting debut in the season premiere on CSI.
William Shatner was on The Late Late Show yesterday and he was in typical The Shat fashion, so much so that Craig Ferguson lost complete of his show. On any other late night shows that would be bad thing, but on LLS it was freaking hysterical! The whole interview was freaking hilarious, but the third video is the funniest because the chat just went to shat at 4:30 in. Just sit back and enjoy it as much as I did. I think Craig could get his second Pulitzer for this!
Seriously who knew the 79 year old actor was so flexible and could move like that? I sure as heck didn’t!
Tune into The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson at 12:37a on CBS to see who he will have to endure tonight. And make sure to watch William Shatner in his sitcom debut as a lead on Thursday at 8:30p on CBS. After his appearance on LLS, I am even more excited for Sh!t My Dad Says!!!
William Shatner recently sat down with Playboy and did an interview with the magazine. According to People the Sh!t My Dad Says had this to say about his Boston Legal co-star Betty White, “She’s really old. I think of her as an old friend. I mean an old friend. But listen, she’s got moves you wouldn’t believe. She’s totally flexible in the hip area. Her arms are stiff, but the hips? Totally flexible.” So is he saying she couldn’t give him a hand job, but can still work it in the sack like nobody’s business? OK, the image is totally stuck in my head now and I am sure yours too. Good thing he didn’t talk about her mouth…
BTW on that note you can watch them almost go head-to-head next Thursday when she guest stars on the season premiere of NBC’s Community at 8p and then he will follow her at 8:30p on CBS when his new sitcom Sh!t My Dad Says debuts!
