William Shatner is 94, and he is still going strong. What is his secret? Raisin Bran.
Therefore, he is getting the word out to all of the youth, who weren’t born when he was doing Star Trek, about how important fiber is to eat.
How is he going to do that? He is starring in a Super Bowl commercial for the cereal. Because we all need to poop after all the shat we eat during the football parties.
Today is May the Fourth, a day we celebrate Star Wars. Something that Trekkies, including William Shatner, do not believe in.
So, Captain Kirk has a message for all the Jedi out there. He said, “REMEMBER STAR WARS FANS… WITHOUT THE FEDERATION; YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE! WE ARE YOUR FATHER! May The Fourth Be With You…Love Starfleet!”
And just like when Darth Vader told Luke Skywalker, “No, I am your father,” the Jedi are equally as horrified that they now have to send him a Father’s Day card.
Is it wrong that I wish that one day we can all live long and prosper as one? Granted, I am neither a Trekkie nor a Jedi! I am an Orkan, “Nanu, Nanu!”
Before William Shatner was Captain Kirk on Star Trek, he was an assistant to detective Nero Wolf. How good looking was the 28-year-old in that 1959 episode?
William Shatner has been alive for 93 years and traveled to space, but nothing could have prepared him for the answer Tori Spelling gave him when he asked her if she ever tried an enema.
She told him on her vodcast Misspelling, “I’ve tried an enema like before anal sex.” So, basically, she told The Shat she didn’t want to shat all over her lover’s dick when he was inside of her.
The actor followed up by asking her whether she was top or bottom. The host revealed, “I top from the bottom.”
Can someone explain that to the Star Trek star and me because neither one of us understands what that means? Do you?
And I would like to note that I am half Shatner’s age and have never been to space, and I was not prepared for her answer. Therefore, I need an enema for my brain so I can flush that image out of my head.
If you want to hear the rest of the conversation, you can listen to Misspelling here. I don’t know why you would. But we all have our fetishes.
