For years, star Carrie Fisher and star William Shatner have been having their wars and now it looks like that long trek is over.
Captain Kirk Tweeted the above photo and said “The mighty @CarrieFFisher heroine to many But when I went to lunch with her she tried to choke me” Then a short time afterwards Princess Leia Tweeted the below picture and said, “We made up after I killed him.”
So if Princess Leia and Captain Kirk can be friends and J.J. Abrams can direct Star Trek and Star Wars, then why can’t we get a Star Wars Trek crossover movie? They both take place in space, one in a galaxy far far away and the other one to boldy go where no man has gone before. So why can’t the Enterprise boldy go to that far far away galaxy? C’mon Disney and Paramount, let’s make this happen. It will be bigger than Batman vs Superman and X-Men vs The Fantastic Four. Who’s with me???
But seriously, who else is happy that these two finally worked things out and that we got this sweet picture out of it!
If you are like me then your favorite part of Boston Legal were the balcony chats between William Shatner and James Spader. Well yesterday The Shat did a fireside chat like the ones he used to do with Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show and it just wasn’t the same. Although it was a nice fix for people like me who are still missing the David E Kelly legal drama.
William Shatner recorded a special holiday message and I am not sure if he meant what he said or basically what the hell he was saying. Captain Kirk spoke to the camera with his fake goatee and said, “I want you to let the hair grow as part of the celebration.” Then he added, “I want you to let the hair grow, where ever hair grows. Let it grow. And worship it. And cultivate it. Admire it.” Is that his way of him saying he wants men to stop manscaping and woman to stop waxing? And don’t get me started on the second part of his massage because it is way too easy for me to go where no man, wait I am not finishing that sentence…
Now having said all of that, Shatner can say whatever he wants because he is The Shat. We just don’t necessarily have to understand everything he says and I think with this one we will just let it slide.
Months after Priceline killed off William Shatner as their negotiator, he has risen from the dead like Jesus Christ and Stefano DiMera and is back doing commercials for them. I knew he would not stay dead for long, kind of like his real life when the cameras are not rolling.
William Shatner was on The Late Late Show yesterday and he got Craig Ferguson to feel him up. But there was a reason why he wanted the CBS late night host to pat him down. He needed it done so that Captain Kirk could demonstrate his most embarrassing moment. Recently when he was going to fly on a plane, not the USS Enterprise, to South Africa and he made sure that he was wearing very loose clothes so he would get any blood clots from the long flight. Well when TJ Hooker was going through security the bell went off because of his metal hip and he had to have the TSA guy check him out. When the agent was patting him down, he had a Denny Crane moment and his pants fell down. Because he didn’t want to wear anything binding he revealed something that made him scream at Kahn at the agent. If ever he needed Rescue 911, it was at that moment.
But then again am I the only one who wants to know if he has a Big Giant Head as his Third Rock from the Sun???
