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Does that candle really smell like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina?
January 23rd, 2020 under Gwyneth Paltrow, Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]

Y’all have heard that Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle on Goop that is called This Smells Like My Vagina. Even though it costs $75, people still spent the money to find out if it does.

Since Seth Meyers can not get his hands on one, he asked her it does on Late Night yesterday. She shared with the NBC how it got its name. She was with the man who created the scent, and he lit it up for her to sniff. Her reaction, as soon as she got a whiff of it, was, “I smell this beautiful thing, and I was like this smells like my vagina.” However, she was just joking. It does not smell like her vagina.

What does she think her vagina smells like? According to the website, it smells like, “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.” Thus, she thinks her vajayjay smells like roses. Would you think otherwise?

Why did they go with that name? The actress feels that “I think woman, a lot of us, have grown up feeling certain degrees of shame around our body or whatever. So this is just a little bit of a, you know, subversive candle for all of us out there.” That, and the name is “punk rock.”

Now I wonder if all of those people, who bought it, are thinking of returning it. Could it be considered to be false advertising?


What does Martha Stewart think of Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle?
January 17th, 2020 under Andy Cohen, Gwyneth Paltrow, Martha Stewart. [ Comments: 4 ]

Martha Stewart is reportedly not really a fan of GOOP, which is why a caller on Watch What Happens Live yesterday wanted to know what the Domestic Goddess thinks of Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle that smells like her vagina for $75.

Stewart, once she understood what it was, said, “She does that irritating read…She is trying to zhoosh up the public to listen to her.” Then she said, “That is great. Let her do her thing.” Which is the North Easterner’s classy way of saying, “Bless her heart.”

Would she buy it? Of course, not. Then Andy Cohen wanted to know, who she thinks is purchasing it? The mogul told him, “I think it is a lot of guys who are horny.” Personally, I think it is a lot of horny women. Who do you think is ordering it?


Gwyneth Paltrow gifts herself a vibrator
December 9th, 2019 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow revealed that she does not always live with her husband. What is a girl to do when the cat is away? She uses a vibrator to play with her pussy. At least, I think that is what she is trying to tell us in this GOOP ad. A commercial that leads you to believe she is very full of herself. But, we would never think that? Would we?


Watch Gwyneth Paltrow wash her face
December 3rd, 2019 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

It is a slow day, so let me make it more exciting for you. Here is Gwyneth Paltrow applying some facial cleanser. Well, it is less boring than most of her movies. See, I can say something positive about her.


Who do you dislike more in this photo: Julia Roberts or Gwyneth Paltrow?
November 2nd, 2018 under Gwyneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts. [ Comments: none ]

Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow posed for this photo. When I saw it the first thing I thought, is who do I find more annoying of the two of them? I could not decide. If only Jennifer Aniston was there, then I would easily have my answer.

Since I don’t have one, who bothers you more than the other one?


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