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Gwyneth Paltrow gifts herself a vibrator
December 9th, 2019 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow revealed that she does not always live with her husband. What is a girl to do when the cat is away? She uses a vibrator to play with her pussy. At least, I think that is what she is trying to tell us in this GOOP ad. A commercial that leads you to believe she is very full of herself. But, we would never think that? Would we?


Watch Gwyneth Paltrow wash her face
December 3rd, 2019 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

It is a slow day, so let me make it more exciting for you. Here is Gwyneth Paltrow applying some facial cleanser. Well, it is less boring than most of her movies. See, I can say something positive about her.


Who do you dislike more in this photo: Julia Roberts or Gwyneth Paltrow?
November 2nd, 2018 under Gwyneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts. [ Comments: none ]

Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow posed for this photo. When I saw it the first thing I thought, is who do I find more annoying of the two of them? I could not decide. If only Jennifer Aniston was there, then I would easily have my answer.

Since I don’t have one, who bothers you more than the other one?


Gwyneth Paltrow is fragile
October 29th, 2017 under Gwyneth Paltrow, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow recycled her Halloween costume, as in she made it out of a cardboard box package she got. Which is the perfect look for her because most of us would like to return her to sender!

UPDATE: So it from Se7en, a movie I fell asleep watching. Thus, why I didn’t get the reference.


If only Gwyneth Paltrow would take the advice of her Mean Tweet!
September 26th, 2017 under Gwen Stefani, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

It was time for another edition of Mean Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live and several A-listers like Gal Gadot, Emma Watson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Elisabeth Moss, John Lithgow, Dave Chappelle, Jeffrey Tambor, Jennifer Aniston, Jim Parsons, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Bell, Bob Odenkirk and Michael Keaton. found out what the Twitterverse really thinks about them. Alec Baldwin read a Tweet from @RealDonaldTrump, but sadly in his own voice. Someone Tweeted about Gwyneth Paltrow, “Can Gwyneth Paltrow just stick to steaming her vagina and shut the f*ck up for f*ck’s sake?” Who else agrees with that besides me? Finally, they saved the best for last. Someone wondered if Kumail Nanjiani’s little Kumail is different colors. His comeback proves that some celebrities can be meaner than their Mean Tweets! And his was meaner than mean and funnier than funny!


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