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Drew Barrymore wears granny panties
October 20th, 2023 under Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow was on The Drew Barrymore Show today, and Drew Barrymore revealed that she wears control-top granny panties. Well, some of the time. That is because she went commando for the GOOP lady.

Which do you think is better?


Gwyneth Paltrow uses her Oscar as a doorstop
October 10th, 2023 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow answered Vogue’s 73 Questions, and her biggest reveal was not an answer.

As the Oscar-winning actress was giving the interviewer a tour of her garden in The Hamptons, we learned that she uses her Oscar as a doorstop.

Can she be any more ungrateful and pretentious? And that is how she came across throughout the whole 16-minute interview.

Some people love her, and I am not one of those people. And after this, I like her even less.

And when it comes to her Oscar, she didn’t deserve it anyway. Shakespeare in Love was so overrated, and it sucked. Who has ever suffered through that film for a second time?


Want to stay in Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest house?
August 1st, 2023 under Airbnb, Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever dreamed of spending a night at Gwyneth Paltrow’s home? Well, now you can because the actress teamed up with Airbnb to rent her guesthouse for the night. She will even greet you at the door, and you can have dinner with her husband, Brad Falchuk.

Why is she doing this? “Loneliness is a human condition, but in the past few years, increased isolation and our lack of community has made our lives even more fragmented. @airbnb had the brilliant idea of doing something to make the world a little less lonely, which is why I’m inviting you to come stay at my Montecito guesthouse for a night,” she wrote. “While we may begin as strangers, I hope we’ll find connections and commonalities over a delicious meal. Lay by the pool, go on one of my favorite hikes and of course you’ll have a bathroom stocked with my favorite @goop products for a truly luxuriating stay. Book on August 15 at 10am PST at the link in my bio. Hope to host you soon.”

Out of all the celebrities to cure loneliness, Paltrow is towards the bottom of my list. She comes off as warm as an ice cube to me.

But then again, I would stay at her place for the free GOOP products.


Did Robert Downey Jr just admit to making out with Gwyneth Paltrow?
July 20th, 2023 under Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. [ Comments: none ]

Robert Downey Jr and Christopher Nolan sat down with Wired to Answer The Web’s Most Searched Questions.

One of the questions asked if the actor likes his Iron Man co-star. “I do not like Gwyneth Paltrow,” Downey Jr. told his director. “I absolutely adore her like a sister. Like a sister that you may have made out with a few times. While still liking her.”

All Nolan could do was laugh. And all I want to know is if it is true. Things that make you go, I wish I didn’t know that.

Along with answering this question, they talked a lot about their little movie Oppenheimer which is coming out this weekend. Go see it if Barbie is sold out.


Gwyneth Paltrow goes nude for her 50th
September 27th, 2022 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Today is Gwyneth Paltrow’s 50th birthday, and she is wearing nothing but her birthday suit for the milestone. Can you believe she is celebrating her golden birthday because her body doesn’t show it? It looks as toned now as when she won the Oscar for Shakespeare in Love, a movie and performance I was not in love with.


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