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Gwyneth Paltrow goes nude for her 50th
September 27th, 2022 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Today is Gwyneth Paltrow’s 50th birthday, and she is wearing nothing but her birthday suit for the milestone. Can you believe she is celebrating her golden birthday because her body doesn’t show it? It looks as toned now as when she won the Oscar for Shakespeare in Love, a movie and performance I was not in love with.


Watch Gwyneth Paltrow brush her leg hair
May 20th, 2022 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

I brush the hair on the top of my head. However, Gwyneth Paltrow is not like me, and she brushes the hair below her waist.

The actress shared a video of herself doing that and explained that she does it every morning before going into the shower. “The bristles feel so good on my skin,” she says. “There’s nothing like it.”

Why did Paltrow show us this? Because she is selling the dry brushing essentials on GOOP so that you can brush your skin too. If you are into that sort of thing.


Gwyneth Paltrow has a new vagina candle
January 20th, 2022 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow/Instagram

It has been almost two years since Gwyneth Paltrow introduced us to a candle that smells like her vagina. Now, she has a new one, and it is called Hands Off My Vagina.

With a name like that, you would think it would smell awful. But it is quite the opposite. GOOP describes it as “Coconut milk and Damascena roses are balanced with raw vanilla, clean notes of hinoki cypress, and hints of toasted cacao for added depth and sensuality.” Doesn’t it smell good enough to eat like, well, you know, a vagina?

Anyways, this $75 candle was created for a good cause. $25 from each one sold will go to the ACLU Foundation’s Reproductive Freedom Project to protect a woman’s right to choose what she does with her reproductive system since several states and members of the Supreme Court are trying to take that right away. If only they had vaginas instead of micropenises, they would understand why we are fighting so hard to protect our right to do what we want with our bodies.


Is Gwyneth Paltrow really 49?
September 28th, 2021 under Are they really their age?, Gwyneth Paltrow, Taking a bath. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday was Gwyneth Paltrow’s 49th birthday. So she celebrated it by sharing a photo of herself in her birthday suit in a bathtub.

Do you think she looks like someone who is a year away from turning 50? I would ask what her secret is, but we all know it is the latest trend on GOOP.


Gwyneth Paltrow never looked better
June 24th, 2021 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


Gwyneth Paltrow is all about the facemasks that she is selling on GOOP. Therefore, she modeled one of them for us. I think she looks great, but that could be because we don’t see her face. What do you think?


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