Gwyneth Paltrow was invited to the Oscars because she appeared in Marty Supreme, which was an Oscar loser. And they asked her to present because she won an Oscar, a long, long, long time ago. So, she made the most by trying to get as much attention as possible.
How was she going to do it? She wore a white, strapless, floor-length Armani Privé gown. What’s the big deal? From the front and back, it looked plain. But from the sides, there was something missing. What was it? It was fabric. Therefore, the 53-year-old got the attention she wanted.
But wanting is not always a good thing. In her case, it is just sad.
Finally, I can’t wait to see Matt Stone in it! Her Oscar dresses look better on him anyways.
A little over a week ago, Astronomer’s CEO’s life crashed down to earth when he was caught by the ColdplayCam having an affair with the company’s CPO. Since then, they are not only out of their marriages but also their jobs.
And the United States got a much-needed break from all things Trump.
Now, we have even more content to enjoy. The company hired Chris Martin’s ex, Gwyneth Paltrow, to shoot a video explaining their company to us because we have shown interest in what they do. Yeah, that’s it.
I am happy they have a sense of humor about this because I am sure they need it after this month.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markle are out-of-touch celebrity lifestyle gurus who sell overpriced things we don’t need. As a result, rumors have been circulating that the GOOP and As Ever CEOs are feuding.
The Oscar winner addressed those rumors on social media. Someone asked her, “Are you comprehending the Meghan Markle that social media says you two have?”
She answered that question with a video response, “I genuinely do not understand this at all, whatsoever.” Then she turned her head and asked the person next to her, “Do you understand this?”
Who was she talking to? The Duchess of Sussex, who shrugged it off as if to say she doesn’t understand this at all either.
They are a match made in insufferable heaven! So, I wish them well with their partnership. I mean, friendship, but I am not buying what they are selling at all, whatsoever.
Gwyneth Paltrow was on The Drew Barrymore Show today, and Drew Barrymore revealed that she wears control-top granny panties. Well, some of the time. That is because she went commando for the GOOP lady.
Gwyneth Paltrow answered Vogue’s 73 Questions, and her biggest reveal was not an answer.
As the Oscar-winning actress was giving the interviewer a tour of her garden in The Hamptons, we learned that she uses her Oscar as a doorstop.
Can she be any more ungrateful and pretentious? And that is how she came across throughout the whole 16-minute interview.
Some people love her, and I am not one of those people. And after this, I like her even less.
And when it comes to her Oscar, she didn’t deserve it anyway. Shakespeare in Love was so overrated, and it sucked. Who has ever suffered through that film for a second time?
