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Want to stay in Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest house?
August 1st, 2023 under Airbnb, Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever dreamed of spending a night at Gwyneth Paltrow’s home? Well, now you can because the actress teamed up with Airbnb to rent her guesthouse for the night. She will even greet you at the door, and you can have dinner with her husband, Brad Falchuk.

Why is she doing this? “Loneliness is a human condition, but in the past few years, increased isolation and our lack of community has made our lives even more fragmented. @airbnb had the brilliant idea of doing something to make the world a little less lonely, which is why I’m inviting you to come stay at my Montecito guesthouse for a night,” she wrote. “While we may begin as strangers, I hope we’ll find connections and commonalities over a delicious meal. Lay by the pool, go on one of my favorite hikes and of course you’ll have a bathroom stocked with my favorite @goop products for a truly luxuriating stay. Book on August 15 at 10am PST at the link in my bio. Hope to host you soon.”

Out of all the celebrities to cure loneliness, Paltrow is towards the bottom of my list. She comes off as warm as an ice cube to me.

But then again, I would stay at her place for the free GOOP products.


Did Robert Downey Jr just admit to making out with Gwyneth Paltrow?
July 20th, 2023 under Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. [ Comments: none ]

Robert Downey Jr and Christopher Nolan sat down with Wired to Answer The Web’s Most Searched Questions.

One of the questions asked if the actor likes his Iron Man co-star. “I do not like Gwyneth Paltrow,” Downey Jr. told his director. “I absolutely adore her like a sister. Like a sister that you may have made out with a few times. While still liking her.”

All Nolan could do was laugh. And all I want to know is if it is true. Things that make you go, I wish I didn’t know that.

Along with answering this question, they talked a lot about their little movie Oppenheimer which is coming out this weekend. Go see it if Barbie is sold out.


Gwyneth Paltrow goes nude for her 50th
September 27th, 2022 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Today is Gwyneth Paltrow’s 50th birthday, and she is wearing nothing but her birthday suit for the milestone. Can you believe she is celebrating her golden birthday because her body doesn’t show it? It looks as toned now as when she won the Oscar for Shakespeare in Love, a movie and performance I was not in love with.


Watch Gwyneth Paltrow brush her leg hair
May 20th, 2022 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

I brush the hair on the top of my head. However, Gwyneth Paltrow is not like me, and she brushes the hair below her waist.

The actress shared a video of herself doing that and explained that she does it every morning before going into the shower. “The bristles feel so good on my skin,” she says. “There’s nothing like it.”

Why did Paltrow show us this? Because she is selling the dry brushing essentials on GOOP so that you can brush your skin too. If you are into that sort of thing.


Gwyneth Paltrow has a new vagina candle
January 20th, 2022 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow/Instagram

It has been almost two years since Gwyneth Paltrow introduced us to a candle that smells like her vagina. Now, she has a new one, and it is called Hands Off My Vagina.

With a name like that, you would think it would smell awful. But it is quite the opposite. GOOP describes it as “Coconut milk and Damascena roses are balanced with raw vanilla, clean notes of hinoki cypress, and hints of toasted cacao for added depth and sensuality.” Doesn’t it smell good enough to eat like, well, you know, a vagina?

Anyways, this $75 candle was created for a good cause. $25 from each one sold will go to the ACLU Foundation’s Reproductive Freedom Project to protect a woman’s right to choose what she does with her reproductive system since several states and members of the Supreme Court are trying to take that right away. If only they had vaginas instead of micropenises, they would understand why we are fighting so hard to protect our right to do what we want with our bodies.


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