As we know, Tracy Morgan had a near death experience and he told Seth Meyers yesterday on Late Night why he was sent back from the Pearly Gates.
He explained, “Gd, he saw the angels bringing me through the Pearly Gates, and he said, ‘Ah, take him back down…He is going to do the whole 89 years for what he did in the third grade.'” What did he do? He shared the story that doomed him to live a full life, “You know, how you are supposed to put an apple on the teacher’s desk? I put a bag of doo doo on the teacher’s desk.” Here’s a reason why he did that, “He failed me in Social Studies. I didn’t even know what Social Studies was. I know I didn’t fail it because I copied off of the smart girl and I was sitting right next to her. She passed and I failed.” I think Morgan was in the right!
You can hear more stories about what the comedian went through over the last few years since his accident when you watch his Netflix comedy special Staying Alive that is streaming now.
He has such an unique and hysterical way of viewing things that I just want to be friends with him, so I can listen to him tell me jokes all the time. Plus, I heard from several of my friends who lived in the same building as him in my hometown, that he is the nicest guy. Thankfully, Gd returned him to us because the World is a better place with him in it. And plus he keeps the population numbers up by putting babies in our bellies.
It has been two years since Tracy Morgan survived that horrible accident on the NJ Turnpike and the comedian has finally forgiven the man who crashed into his party bus. He told Conan O’Brien why, “I forgave him and I am not even mad at him no more.” Then he added, “But you know who is mad at him..all my White neighbors.”
Morgan was afraid he would not be able to be funny again after his brain injury. But I laughed more in this 2:10 minute section of his interview on the TBS show than I did with any other in the last year.
Now back to his White neighbors, I know all my friends who lived in the same building as him on Riverdale, miss having him live there with them.
Eddie Murphy was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the two men talked about their friend Tracy Morgan. Then all of sudden, Pluto Nash did an impression of his friend and it was spot. Not only did he sound like him, he also mastered his mannerisms. It was amazing to watch.
So much so, I want to see Morgan and Murphy do a body switch movie where they have to have to imitate the other one for most of it like Freaky Friday. How hilarious would it be to to see skinny and “Fat Murphy” in the same film together.
Tracy Morgan returned to The Howard Stern Show today, the first time since his accident over 2 years ago. Even tough the comedian was afraid of losing his humor, he is back even funnier than before. That is not the only thing he that is better about him, he revealed a certain body part, that body part, is bigger since the accident and he told us why that it is.
Stern is not one to shy away from any question, so he asked Morgan, “When did you jerk off for the first time (after the accident)?” Out of all the people to ask, you know he is going to give the most hysterical answer and he did.
He said, “OMG! That was going on in the hospital…All I did was masturbate.” Then he added, “I beat my dick like it owed me money. My dick got a restraining order out on my hand.”
Then he explained the first time he was ready to do it to himself again, “I woke up one morning and my dick was dialing 911. Spousal abuse.” He got so excited, as he should, that his heart monitor went off and the nurse came running in. Having someone walk in on him, is his fantasy.
With his fantasy being fulfilled several times while he was in the hospital, it had an effect on his little head. He revealed, “My dick got bigger too! Just the head!”
Tracey we missed you, but good things cum to those who wait. We waited for you to heal and you are better than ever. You definitely put a baby in my belly after that interview.
That interview was very honest and raw, he laughed and he cried. It is an emotional hour and twenty minutes that you want to listen, and you can listen to it if you click here!
We know that Tracy Morgan is hysterical, but did you know he can play air guitar? In fact, that is his pre-show ritual and yesterday he showed us it. He is so awesome at rockin’ out, I think if this comedy thing doesn’t work he should go on tour with this act. Now I wonder who else he get to be in the band?
