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Howard Stern is considering running for President
June 28th, 2022 under Howard Stern. [ Comments: none ]

Howard Stern is so fed up with the supreme court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade that he is considering running for President of the United States.

If he got elected, the first thing he would do is add five new justices to SCOTUS and get rid of the Electoral College.

The DJ would do the latter because we are in this mess because of it. The man, who is said to have tried to choke one of his security details, lost the popular vote by 3 million votes and still became president.

I agree with Stern on both changes; therefore, he has my vote. When he says he is going to do something, he does it. Unlike our current congress, who say they are going to do stuff on TV and social media, but never follow through in the capitol.

Yes, I used lower cases for titles and places that should be upper case. But they don’t deserve the honor with the way things are going now.

Back to Stern, would you vote for him as POTUS?


There is a reason why Post Malone’s music sounds like crap
June 15th, 2022 under Howard Stern, Post Malone. [ Comments: 1 ]

Post Malone was on Howard Stern’s show the other day, and the Shock Jock wanted to know if shit just comes to him when it comes to creating new tunes.

Post told him, “No, shit literally comes to me because I write all my songs on the can.” Actually, he gave more accurate numbers than that, “I’d say about 30% of all of my albums have been written on the shitter. And I’d say 60% of lyrics have been written on the shitter.”

The fact that the singer has written that much music there must mean he spends a lot of time on the porcelain throne. And he does. He is on there for an hour and a half to two hours. My butt went numb just thinking about that.

Talking about thinking. Malone has a special notepad to write the musical notes and words that comes to him as stuff comes out of his butt.

So, the next time you hear one of Post’s songs and think it sounds like shit, it is not an insult. It is what he was doing when he came up with that tune.


Jerrod Carmichael uses a photo with Taylor Swift to get dates
April 27th, 2022 under Howard Stern, The Carmichael Show. [ Comments: none ]

Jerrod Carmichael is recently out, so Howard Stern wanted to know if the comedian has found love when he was on the Shock Jock’s radio show today.

As of now, Carmichael is single and ready to mingle on Grindr. And he has the perfect weapon to get a man. What is it? It is a photo of him with Taylor Swift at Lena Dunham’s wedding. The actor says that it works on the men in New York City.

What also works on them are the promo photos Carmichael took when he hosted Saturday Night Lie earlier this month.

Personally, I don’t think he needs any of that. Carmichael is super nice and uber-talented. If you have never seen The Carmichael Show, you are missing out on one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. He is beyond brilliant, and any man would be lucky to have him.


Dave Grohl plays the drums with his teeth
September 29th, 2021 under Foo Fighters, Howard Stern. [ Comments: none ]

Did you know that Dolly Parton created the music for her song 9 to 5 with her nails? It turns out that Dave Grohl does the same but with his teeth.

How does he do that? Yesterday, he gave Howard Stern a demonstration on the Shock Jock’s radio show.

Not only did the Foo Fighters singer show us how it’s done, but he also revealed that he is not the only band member of Nirvana who did it. Kurt Cobain also used that technique to keep on beat with the music.

How long has Grohl been doing this? Ever since he was a kid. It is so hard on his teeth that even his dentist noticed the deterioration of his teeth when he was just 11.

Even when the Rocker was a preteen, he was bad a$$!

Do any of you musicians do that too? I can’t wait for my drummer friends to wake up, so I can ask them if they use their teeth as an instrument. I have been using my nails as one ever since I found out about Miss Dolly. It is so much fun!


George Clooney says it is painful to watch Batman & Robin
December 17th, 2020 under George Clooney, Howard Stern. [ Comments: none ]

Before Batman & Robin, George Clooney starred in such classics as Grizzly II: The Revenge, Return to Horror High, Return of the Killer Tomatoes. However, it is his first blockbuster that he told Howard Stern is still painful for him to watch up until today.

He knew it was a bad movie. Oscar-winner screenwriter Akiva Goldsmith knows his writing was awful. Even the director Joel Schumaker knew the movie did not work. That is why whenever Clooney is flipping the stations, and he sees that it is on, he feels physical pain.

When Ben Affleck asked him if he should do it, Clooney said no. The Oscar-winning actor also gave Batfleck some advice. Clooney told him to make sure they don’t give you nipples on the Batsuit.

To be honest, I think Clooney’s older movies are a million times better than his new ones. I can’t even watch any of his pompous pieces of sh!ts. Give me Killer Tomatoes every day of the week over The Midnight Sky.


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