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Amy Schumer reveals why she dropped out of the Barbie movie
June 9th, 2023 under Amy Schumer, Andy Cohen, Barbie. [ Comments: none ]

Before Margot Robbie was cast as the lead role in the Barbie movie, Amy Schumer had that part. However, the comedian dropped out of it.

Yesterday, when Amy Schumer was on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked her why she walked away from it. Schumer said that it was because of creative differences and not scheduling conflicts, as her people told the press.

Then she added that the film she signed up for does not look like the one that is coming out on July 21st. Because of that, Schumer can’t wait to see it. Then she explained why it looks awesome to her as compared to the script she was given, “There’s a new team behind it, and it looks like it is very feminist and cool.”

To be honest. Whatever the reason is that she parted ways from the feature, I think it was the best thing for the project. She is no Barbie. Barbie’s funny BFF, but not the coolest doll in the toy store.


Procter & Gamble blames Amy Schumer for the Tampax tampon shortage
June 9th, 2022 under Amy Schumer. [ Comments: none ]

Ladies, have you gone into the stores looking for Tampax tampons and have not been able to find a box? Well, we are not alone, and Time spoke to Procter & Gamble to find out why that is.

P&G spokeswoman Cheri McMaster blames Amy Schumer. What? Back in July 2020, they started airing commercials with the actress, and since then, their sales have been up 7.7%.

I call BS on that. I remember at the start of the pandemic, I couldn’t find any tampons. So, my neighbor and I were on the quest to find things for each other when we would venture out. I needed to find her popcorn kernels, and she had to find me tampons. Within a week, we were both successful in our searches.

Anyways, I am thinking that they are still catching up from that time, along with the ads. So it is not the actress’ fault.

What does Schumer think of them blaming her? She said, “Whoa I don’t even have a uterus.”

An advertising agency needs to find a way for her to do a campaign bragging about how she doesn’t get her period anymore to get revenge on P&G for blaming her for the shortage. How bloody, pun intended, awesome would that be?


Amy Schumer has COVID-19
May 8th, 2022 under Amy Schumer. [ Comments: 7 ]

Amy Schumer should be spending Mother’s Day with her husband, Chris Fischer, and her son, Gene, 3. However, she is spending it all by herself because she tested positive for COVID-19.

The comedian’s most noticeable symptom is her lower voice.

Hopefully, she will be better soon and reunited with her family soon.


Amy Schumer is turning into Ellen DeGeneres
March 25th, 2022 under Amy Schumer, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

Amy Schumer was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, and she looked exactly like the host. Why? She wants the departing host’s job. Can you blame her? It is easy money.

Well, that and she thought it was funny. Did it make you laugh?


Amy Schumer is going to bring class to the Oscars
March 15th, 2022 under Amy Schumer. [ Comments: none ]

Amy Schumer is going to host the Oscars on March 27th, and today she gave us a preview of what she is going to be wearing.

Well, we didn’t see her in those threads. The only threads she was wearing was her panties, so we were able to see her tramp stamp.

If this is what the Oscars are going to be like, then they are going to be worse than what I think they are going to be like.


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