Someone is actually going to marry Jordan Schlansky and since he has no friends Conan O’Brien threw him a Bachelor Party. You would think he would be happy about that; and you would be wrong because afterall this is Jordan Schlansky and he’s never happy. Even though he wasn’t in to it, the TBS late night host gave it his all. Conan brought in some Jägermeister on the tap, a DJ, a paid-for-the night friend and 2 strippers.
Even though bachelor didn’t enjoy it, it’s the most fun I had a bachelor party where I wasn’t get paid to be there. But that is a whole other story.
Whenever Conan does a bit with his Associate Producer, I wonder why TBS hasn’t given these two their own weekly series. They are a Laurel & Hardy and Abbott & Costello for the modern era. I’d watch them go at over and over again, wouldn’t you?
For the first time in 11 seasons, there will be not one, but two Bachelorettes for the bachelors to chose from this upcoming season in May. According to ABC, they are “Britt, who captivated Chris Soules and the rest of Bachelor Nation with a memorable hug on that first night at the Bachelor mansion, and Kaitlyn, the gorgeous, fun-loving, warm-hearted, but irreverent firecracker who let down her guard only to have her heart crushed.”
The men will have to choose which Bachelorette they want to date for a few weeks; and once they decide, the handing out of the roses begins.
How will this all happen? We will just have to tune in on May 18th to find out.
Who do you think the bachelors will pick to be their suitor? And how do you think they decide?
UPDATE: Britt and Kaitlyn were both on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and I think both of them made a good case to be your next Bachelorette. I just think that Britt made a better one. What about you?
Jimmy Kimmel has wanted to be on The Bachelor for a while now and on Monday he finally got the chance. One of the things he was looking forward to was taking one of those shirtless showers. Instead of doing it alone, he had Chris Soules join him. The two man lathered up and as the rose giver was toweling off the ABC late night host, he couldn’t control his laughter. Can’t same I blame him because I couldn’t control my laughter either.
Yesterday on The Bachelorette, Ashley Hebert took an ultrasound to find out the sex of her baby. But what she found out was more shocking than anything any of us could’ve expected. More shocking than when Jason Mesnick dumped Melissa Rycroft on live TV so that he could hook up with his #2, Molly Malaney. Want to see how shocking it is? Then watch the exclusive video that was only revealed on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
It is so shocking, I think there should be a mandate that from now on none of The Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants should be not allowed to procreate together ever again. What do you think?
Jimmy Kimmel has had a crazy morning, first his show Jimmy Kimmel Live got an Emmy nom and then his wife gave birth to their first child together. The ABC late night host broke the news by Tweeting, “Congratulations to my beautiful and very tough wife @mollymcnearney on delivering our baby girl this morning”. Then Molly McNearney added, “Kids, don’t do drugs. Until you have a baby. Then do ALL OF THEM.”
No word what the little girl’s name is, but I am sure we will be seeing a lot of her in three years when she becomes The Baby Bachelorette just like her older cousin.
