Elijah Wood was on The Tonight Show last week to talk about his new project, but that is not what Jimmy Fallon wanted to discuss. Somehow the NBC host found out that Frodo is friends with The Bachelor Nick Viall and he had to know if it was true.
Once Wood admitted that it was, that was all Fallon wanted to know about. The actor revealed that Viall is a WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get), as in the twice dumped runner-up is as sincere as he seems. That is not how I see him, but, then again, I am not friends with him.
After the two discussed Nick, they moved on to dishing about the ABC reality show. At that point, they were like two teen girls on the first day of school discussing all the new kids and the changes the rest of the student body went through over the summer with their bodies. Making it the funniest thing you will see about The Bachelor this season because the rest is just sad. Very, very sad.
It was so hot in LA today? How hot? So hot, Puddle of Mudd was just a puddle of sweatt.
Seriously, it was almost 100 degrees, so imagine if you are going to the Emmys and you are wearing a Tuxedo or a Floor Length Gown and you have to walk that long, never ending red carpet. You will do anything for some cool air. Good Morning America’s Lara Spencer and The Bachelor(ette)’s Chris Harrison did just that. When they weren’t sharing the portable AC with the celebs, they were using it on themselves. Which made them look like they had an Alien coming out of them, just like in that movie. What was the name of it again?
A few years ago, Jimmy Kimmel’s nephew Wesley tried to find love on The Baby Bachelor and he did with Kimmel’s BFF’s daughter. Now it is time for awwwwwwdorable 4 year old Bianca to find her Mr Right. She will have plenty of boys to chose from, although it is evident that there is already a front runner. His name is Alex and the 39 month old came riding in on a black horse aka a motorcycle. Manny, 37 months, might be a close runner up, but maybe not.
It is so frustrating not knowing who she is going to give that sweet candy ring to, who she is going to give a timeout to and so on. I feel like JoJo Fletcher watching herself on The Bachelorette. Hopefully at the end of this journey, both of them will find their Prince Charmings. And one of them will be nice enough to give me one of their leftovers. Scratch that, I only want Flecther’s leftovers. I am not picky because it is slim pickings here in LA.
Back to Bianca, I can’t wait for the next episode of The Baby Bachlorette. My whole life now revolves her finding her soul mate.
Kaley Cuoco loves The Bachelor so much, she had Yoga pants made with his face all over them. Too bad she on CBS and he is on ABC otherwise she could hook up with him and have his face in her Big Bang Theory.
And if it didn’t work out between them then she could be on The Bachelorette. Imagine if she was the one giving out the roses?
Someone is actually going to marry Jordan Schlansky and since he has no friends Conan O’Brien threw him a Bachelor Party. You would think he would be happy about that; and you would be wrong because afterall this is Jordan Schlansky and he’s never happy. Even though he wasn’t in to it, the TBS late night host gave it his all. Conan brought in some Jägermeister on the tap, a DJ, a paid-for-the night friend and 2 strippers.
Even though bachelor didn’t enjoy it, it’s the most fun I had a bachelor party where I wasn’t get paid to be there. But that is a whole other story.
Whenever Conan does a bit with his Associate Producer, I wonder why TBS hasn’t given these two their own weekly series. They are a Laurel & Hardy and Abbott & Costello for the modern era. I’d watch them go at over and over again, wouldn’t you?
