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What is worse than one Howie Mandel?
July 20th, 2022 under America's Got Talent, Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

The John Glenn High School Dance Team really wants to win America’s Got Talent, so they came up with an interesting way to win over the judge(s) during their audition.

What did they do? The 13 girls dressed up as Howie Mandel because he doesn’t like dance troupes.

Did it work? Yes! But not because they looked like the comedian. It is because they could really dance.

And the baker’s dozen hinted they will dress up as Simon Cowell in the future. I can’t wait to see them do that!

Dressing up as Cowell is the least the teens can do because they just haunted the King of Mean’s nightmares for the foreseeable future.


Simon Cowell thinks that Sofia Vergara cursed America’s Got Talent
May 31st, 2022 under America's Got Talent, Heidi Klum, Simon Cowell, Sofia Vergara, Terry Crews. [ Comments: none ]

Simon Cowell visited his old friend Kelly Clarkson on her show today, and he brought some new friends with him. The King of Mean was there to promote tonight’s return of America’s Got Talent on NBC with his co-judges Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum and host Terry Crews.

While he was talking to American Idol, Cowell revealed that he thinks that the Modern Family has cursed him and the other judges so that she can do it all by herself. Why does he believe that? It is because since she started on the show two years ago, Klum missed a few shows when she got sick, Cowell broke his back and then his arm, and Mandel passed out one time, all while Vergara has remained healthy.

Therefore, Cowell might be onto something. Something that Vergara denies. So, do you believe that actress is cursed?


Who does Simon Cowell say is the best judge he’s ever worked with?
March 21st, 2022 under Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Simon Cowell has worked with a lot of judges throughout his career, but who does he say is the best judge he has ever worked with?

Is it Paula Abdul? Britney Spears? Howard Stern? Gabrielle Union? Nope, it is Howie Mandel. Or at least that is what he told Canadians in an ad for Canada’s Got Talent.

Do you think he would lie to Canadians? I mean, Mandel did send Cowell a bike after the King of Mean fell off his e-bike and broke his back. That was a lovely gift. Not.


Simon Cowell was offered $150,000 to judge a couple having sex
February 25th, 2022 under Seth Meyers, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Simon Cowell is one of the most famous reality show judges in the world. Therefore, it would make sense that people would stop and ask him to judge them doing things.

Yesterday when he was on Late Night, he told Seth Meyers about the strangest request he has ever gotten. The King of Mean said a couple came up to him at a restaurant and offered him $150,000 to judge them having sex. Did he say yes? “Stupidly said no,” then he had a message for the couple, “If you’re watching, I’ll do it.”

I guess he needs the money to pay off his medical bills. He broke his back in 2020 while riding an electric bike. Then earlier this month, he broke his arm doing the same activity. And that is not going to stop him because as soon as he is better, he is going to get back on the bike. Even though, as he admitted he is not very good at it.

What he is good at is finding talent. So much so his son, Eric, 8, is listening to One Direction. And believe it or not, the kid doesn’t even know his dad discovered and signed them.

So which footsteps does Cowell want his son to follow in, his or 1D’s? The proud dad said he is training his son “to be on his side of the desk.” Mostly because he would never want to judge his son and find out Eric isn’t that good.

While Cowell doesn’t want his son to know rejection, Cowell experienced rejection that changed how his life turned out. Back when he was 17, he applied for a job as a runner on The Shining. However, Stanley Kubrick didn’t hire him. Months later, when Cowell’s dad ran into the director, he asked him why. Kubrick said he didn’t know it was his son and offered him the job. However, Cowell got a job in the mail department at EMI. And the rest is history.

Could you imagine if he got the job on The Shining? Then we might not have ever heard of him, and I would be writing about someone else now.


Maybe Simon Cowell should give up e-biking
February 2nd, 2022 under Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Back in August 2020, Simon Cowell broke his back in several places after he fell off his e-bike. It took him a while, and he fully recovered from his injuries.

Instead of staying off of e-bikes, he got back on them. And on Thursday, he fell off of one again and broke his arm, according to Page Six.

Hopefully, the America’s Got Talent judge learned his lesson, or his talent will be falling off of e-bikes. I mean, they say the third time is the charm, and he doesn’t want to find out what that means.

I had two broken arms from two different rollerskating falls. After the second time, I never got back on skates again. I am not a dummy. Clutz, yes. Dummy, no.


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