Simon Cowell has been trolling talent show contestants for over two decades. And now Trolls are getting revenge for all those who came before them.
Britain’s Got Talent got invaded by several Troll Dancers, aged 7 to 12, and they were having some fun with the ogre who goes by the name Simon.
One of the dancers had a little secret she was hiding during the dance troupe’s audition to advance to the next round. Olivia was hiding a can of foam under the judges’ table, and she took it out mid-performance so that she could spray the King of Mean’s face with it.
How did he react? Did he go all Bergen on them? Nope. He just sat there with the foam on his face until it was time for him to critique them.
“I was just thinking how sweet you were. Look, at least I don’t look stupid. You’re very naughty,” he told them. “I thought that was brilliant.”
Just like in the Troll movies, the Bergen became friends with the Trolls, and he told them it was very funny!
Being a dad has made the hardass a big old softy, and I’m not sure if I like it!
America’s Got Talent was back yesterday on NBC, and they started season 19 off with Simon Cowell’s son’s favorite act from Britain’s Got Talent.
Who is Eric so fond of? His name is Tonikaku, and he poses naked, and not like in a model for an art class. Instead, he does it in poses like John Wick Naked and Basketball Player Naked Pose.
Wait, how did he get away with that because AGT is a family show? He was wearing pants.
However, he had a trick up his sleeve for his last pose—if he were wearing sleeves, which he wasn’t. Anyway, for his last pose, he took those pants off and did a Naked Pose.
And now I can’t wait to see what he does next because Cowell, Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum, and Sofia Vergara all voted yes for him to move on to the next round.
If this is the talent that is advancing, it is definitely going to be an interesting season.
Britain’s Got Talent is turning into a Gordon Ramsay show because the judges will be covered with spaghetti and parmesan cheese tomorrow night.
Well, not all of the judges, just Simon Cowell and Bruno Tonioli.
How did that happen? Opera singer Natalie Choquette invited the two men, Alesha Dixon and Amanda Holden, on stage for a pasta dinner. However, what they didn’t know was that she planned on serving the pasta on top of them instead of to them.
Cowell was the first victim, and then the Dancing with the Stars judge found himself wearing a pot full of the carbs.
While the men were not so lucky, the women were smart and ran off stage to Ant & Dec.
And with that, I am sure Choquette will not be advancing on BGT.
Simon Cowell is filming Britain’s Got Talent, and he brought his son Eric to work with him. What could possibly go wrong? He gave his 10-year-old the mic, and the mini-me burped into it. What did the proud pop do? He did the same!
Who knew the older Cowell had a softer side? But he does. And I am here for it.
And hope the Cowell boys bring that talent to America’s Got Talent.
Simon Cowell recently missed two auditions for Britain’s Got Talent at the end of a long day, and people started to wonder what was wrong with him.
So, the King of Mean took to social media to explain why he went missing.
“For anyone concerned, I missed two auditions at the end of one day, two weeks ago, because I do get migraines after long days in the filming lights,” he wrote. “PS. This is why I wear these glasses!”
And here I thought he was doing it to impress Heidi Klum on America’s Got Talent. You know, since she just released a cover of Corey Hart’s Sunglasses at Night.