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Simon Cowell gets a face full of foam by some Trolls!
May 30th, 2024 under America's Got Talent, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Simon Cowell has been trolling talent show contestants for over two decades. And now Trolls are getting revenge for all those who came before them.

Britain’s Got Talent got invaded by several Troll Dancers, aged 7 to 12, and they were having some fun with the ogre who goes by the name Simon.

One of the dancers had a little secret she was hiding during the dance troupe’s audition to advance to the next round. Olivia was hiding a can of foam under the judges’ table, and she took it out mid-performance so that she could spray the King of Mean’s face with it.

How did he react? Did he go all Bergen on them? Nope. He just sat there with the foam on his face until it was time for him to critique them.

“I was just thinking how sweet you were. Look, at least I don’t look stupid. You’re very naughty,” he told them. “I thought that was brilliant.”

Just like in the Troll movies, the Bergen became friends with the Trolls, and he told them it was very funny!

Being a dad has made the hardass a big old softy, and I’m not sure if I like it!


America’s Got Talent got XXXX rated
May 29th, 2024 under America's Got Talent, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell, Sofia Vergara. [ Comments: none ]

America’s Got Talent was back yesterday on NBC, and they started season 19 off with Simon Cowell’s son’s favorite act from Britain’s Got Talent.

Who is Eric so fond of? His name is Tonikaku, and he poses naked, and not like in a model for an art class. Instead, he does it in poses like John Wick Naked and Basketball Player Naked Pose.

Wait, how did he get away with that because AGT is a family show? He was wearing pants.

However, he had a trick up his sleeve for his last pose—if he were wearing sleeves, which he wasn’t. Anyway, for his last pose, he took those pants off and did a Naked Pose.

And now I can’t wait to see what he does next because Cowell, Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum, and Sofia Vergara all voted yes for him to move on to the next round.

If this is the talent that is advancing, it is definitely going to be an interesting season.


Howie Mandel gets between Sofia Vergara’s legs
April 4th, 2024 under America's Got Talent, Howie Mandel, Sofia Vergara. [ Comments: none ]


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Many men want to get between Sofia Vergara’s legs, but very few have achieved that goal.

Today, Howie Mandel joined that shortlist. Well, not the man, but his cardboard cutout got between hers.

And that is why not only contestants have talent on America’s Got Talent.


How would you describe Heidi Klum and Sofia Vergara’s outfit combo?
August 22nd, 2023 under America's Got Talent, Heidi Klum, Sofia Vergara. [ Comments: none ]


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America’s Got Talent was back with the live shows tonight, and Heidi Klum and Sofia Vergara got dressed up for the occasion.

Klum wore a short red dress, while her co-judge wore a yellow one. The first thing I thought of when I saw them is they look like ketchup and mustard. Then I was like, they look like Elmo and Big Bird.

What do you say they look like together?


Lavender Darcangelo’s beautiful AGT audition will make you cry!
July 12th, 2023 under America's Got Talent. [ Comments: none ]

There have been so many auditions that we have seen on America’s Got Talent throughout the years, and there are a few that will always stand out. There has been Kodi Lee and Nightbirde. And this season’s standout audition goes to Lavender Darcangelo.

Lavender is a 27-year-old blind, autistic singer who won over the hearts of everyone in the room before she sang her first note. She told Simon Cowell, Sofia Vergara, Heidi Klum, and Howie Mandel that she wants to use the money “to build a school where the classes are based off of what kids are naturally curious at. So a school I would’ve thrived in.”

Lavender was joined on the stage by her adoptive father, who shared the story of how they became a family. He started an afterschool music program, and she asked him to adopt her. After a few years, she moved in with him and his husband when they returned from their honeymoon. And a year later, they were the proud legal dads of a daughter!

Now it was time for her audition, and she sang Irene Cara’s On My Own from Fame. Lavender made the ballad her own, and her voice made it one of the most beautiful songs I have heard, just behind the original. In fact, she did such an outstanding job with the tune. I know that Cara is so proud of her that the songwriter’s pride is beaming down at the contestant from Heaven.

After she hit her last note, everyone in the theater stood up and applauded her. When Mandel told her that everyone was on their feet, she humbly responded with, “Oh really? Thank you so much!”

And there is no one more than Klum that she should be thankful to because the Supermodel hit the Golden Buzzer for the singer. And that means she automatically goes through to the live shows.

I can’t wait to see her perform because, as Cowell said, “This is an audition I’ll never forget.” I won’t either.


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