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Sex Toys have come a long way for men since the blowup doll. There has been the cock ring, penis pumps and Fleshlights. While those were all fine and dandy, and got the job done, none of them have anything on the 3Fap.
What is the 3Fap and why will it keep men home once they get one? It is “the first sex toy that will incorporate an individual female model’s mouth, vulva, and anus onto one product, allowing you to experience multi-orifice sex.” Each hole has a different feel, the mouth is zig-zagged, the vajayjay is ribbed for his pleasure and the the butt hole is tight and smooth. If that is not enough for you guys, like a Dyson vacuum cleaner, it has the perfect amount of suction.
How much does the best adult toy ever created for men cost? Appropriately $69! If you don’t want to have 3 different type of holes to play with. It also comes with three of the same homes to cum in. You can feel like you are at an orgy or a Rainbow party without actually have to leave your house.
Don’t know what to get that special man in your life for his birthday or Christmas or your anniversary? Now you do. Get him the 3Fap. He will never leave home.
Ladies, why can’t we get a toy like that? How about three different sized vibrators? Could you imagine? The starter, the climaxer and the one that hits it out of the park like Barry Bonds. Although, we will have a much different bond with that bat!
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Sunday is Mother’s Day and did you get your mom a present for her day? Nope? Then Pornhub has the perfect gift to give her. It is Mommy’s Special Glasses and it is free.
What is Mommy’s Special Glasses? Your mom will get a card with a greeting that says, “May your favorite day of the year…become the best night of your life,” “I hope this gift warms your heart…as well as some other parts,” or “After all of these of letting you down…it’s about time you got something BIG and satisfying for once.” Along with the greeting card, she also gets Virtual Reality glasses for her smartphone attached to it that will give Adult Entertainment a whole new exciting feel. Something mom needs and hopefully daddy is there to give it to her!
I can’t think of a better present to give mom? Can you? She will thank you from this Mother’s Day until next year’s. Let’s just hope she doesn’t tell you how thankful she is for your gift in detail. Then you will regret giving her the gift that keeps on giving.
Today on The View, the show welcomed Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin on to talk about their Netflix show Grace and Frankie. The season the two women are getting into the vibrator business and that put the ABC talk show into a conundrum. The V word is one of the words you cannot say on their program.
Yes, Vibrator is a dirty word. Who knew? Maybe if more Republicans could say it, they would not be so eager to cut off women’s health. They have no problem saying Viagra and that is still funded by them and allowed to be said on daytime televion. Especially, since I am assuming almost almost all of them need it.
But this is not a political post, per se. Therefore, I just have one thing to say, “Vibrator, vibrator, vibrator!!!”
When it comes to Grace and Frankie, if Netflix was smart, they would totally sell that vibrator and those condoms. I don’t know about you, but after binge watching the show yesterday, I want both! Especially the vibrator! They made it sound like it really gets the job done.
If you have not seen Grace and Frankie, then spend your time binge watching it. The acting and the writing on this show is phenomenal. It is also proves that older actors are better than most of the younger ones because they do stuff that those whipper snappers cannot. How did Martin Sheen and Sam Waterston not get nominated for their roles as Fonda and Tomlin’s ex-husband’s who left them to become not Mr & Mr? Plus, Fonda and Tomlin also deserve nominations. In other words, I really love Grace and Frankie.
Kathy Bates was on Late Night yesterday and she told him a story that she wasn’t supposed to from her past.
She was talking to the NBC late night host about a scene in her upcoming movie Bad Santa 2 with a pink dildo and that reminded her of an experience she had with an ex. Many years ago when she was dating a “rough guy,” they took a trip to Chicago. Outside of their hotel was a Sex Shoppe, so they stopped off to buy some toys for their stay. While they were in the elevator, her dildo went off in front of the other people that were trapped in the confined area with her. Since it was brand new, she didn’t know how to shut it off. So her Misery was literally all the buzz.
Ever since Ryan Lochte was caught liar, liar Speedo on fire, he has been dropped by several of his sponsors like Speedo and Gentle Hair Removal. Yesterday, a company made him a $10,000 offer and I hope he accepts it. Autoblow 2 wants him to pose with their first robotic male masturbation device that simulates a blowjob and say, “Autoblow 2: the masturbation device Olympic champions chose.” I think they need to add, “And that is no lie.”
Back to him and the Autoblow 2. If he had one Rio, then he would’ve stayed in, not got drunk, allegedly destroyed a bathroom and told his mom he was robbed at gunpoint. Had none of the latter happened, he would still be a respected Olympian and not this Olympic’s joke.
What does he have to lose if he takes this offer? His career is already swimming with the sharks. So do it with Autoblow 2!
