Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Hey, Elaine Hendrix, you just placed fifth on Dancing with the Stars. What are you going to do now? She is going to masturbate! That is right, she is going to use her Bellesa AirVibe when she is walking her dogs, driving her car, or doing nothing at all.

Since she no longer has a partner to dance with, she is making like Billy Idol and dancing with herself.

The Dynasty star is getting freakier on Friday and on every other day of the week that ends in day.

The Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll is beating her skin drum night and day, day and night.

Who needs a Mirrorball trophy when you have a vibrator that you can take on the dancefloor and anywhere else your booty desires to be shaking.

If you were wondering what her next move would be now that DWTS is over? Now, you know. She is going to make the earth move with some help from a portable adult toy that hits the right spot, the G-spot!!!

Lovesense’s new vibrator, Spinel, is so powerful that it can mash potatoes. I don’t know if I should be scared or excited. I think a little bit of both.

The heating, rechargeable vibrator, which comes with three attachments, can go up to 1450 thrusts per minute, and that will make you cum. Writing about how fast it goes made my legs suddenly go out of fear.

But maybe I can convince them to open up since the Spinel is on sale for half off. However, I am sure it will get everyone who uses it fully off.

Do you want to experience that amount of thrusting?

Did I mention you control the speed with an app on your phone? And it also comes with a suction cup, so you can place it wherever you want. Who needs a man when you have all of the above?

We know Harry Styles as a singer who is also a part-time actor. Additionally, he has another job; he is the co-owner of the sex toys company Pleasing.

Today, his company announced the launch of two new products,

The Pleasing Lube is a silicone lubricant developed to support a wide range of intimate experiences and exploration.

Talking about exploration, there is also The Pleasing Double-Sided Vibrator. Unlike his old band, One Direction, it goes in both directions. One side is to pleasure you on the outside, and the other one goes inside.

If you use it correctly, you can experience watermelon sugar.

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Death of a Unicorn rode into theaters this weekend, and it gave people nightmares. What is the best way to get through the night after seeing the Horror movie? A lamp!

So A24 and Craighill teamed up for the Death of a Unicorn Blood Lamp, made to look like a Unicorn’s horn with a glowing purple liquid.

I know that is what they say it is. But, it looks like something I keep in my nightstand, not on it.

The blood (which got my blood bubbling) “lamp” is available to preorder for $125 and will ship in July.

BTW My birthday is tomorrow! Guess what I want???

I don’t know about you, but I thought that Build-A-Bear was only for kids. It turns out I was wrong.

The toy company has a line of cougars, cats, lions, and dogs, which are available for people over 18 in The Bear Cave, and they are pawfect for Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s Day.

There are 11 different stuffed animals for the holiday of love to choose from, and there is one for all of the personalities out there.

The best part is they come with a Record Your Voice sound chip in the plush that allows you to add a custom message. This way, even when you are not there, you are there.

Roses die, chocolate gets eaten, but a stuffed Build-A-Brear can last forever.

And since I don’t have a Valentine, who wants to send me one? You cannot blame a girl for trying!

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