Did you know that National Orgasm Day is on July 31st? It is, and Adam & Eve wants you to celebrate by yourself.
Therefore, the sex toy giant asked over 2,000 Americans how they opt to masturbate. A majority (54%) just use their hands, which is not good for their business. But 15.5% need a little help from the company’s products.
Another 10.5% need some visual help, and 5.3% use their own visuals and memories.
Am I the only one who wants to know what the other 14.7% do?
“There isn’t one ‘right’ way to masturbate,” says Dr. Jenni Skyler, PhD, LMFT, C-PST, and Adam & Eve’s resident sex therapist. “For some people, their hands provide everything they need. Others enjoy the additional stimulation of a vibrator or stimulator, or the use of erotic content. The important takeaway is that masturbation is a healthy form of self-care, and people shouldn’t feel embarrassed or ashamed about it.”
We should not be ashamed, so how do you pleasure yourself? I use all of the above!
One more note. 35% of the people surveyed said that they have a more intense orgasm with the help of adult products. More proof we don’t need a man, even for that!
Are you sick of the same old toys? Well, Goliath Games has a new toy that you are going to want to give everyone you know… with a sense of humor!
Chester Cheeks from Butt Face lives up to his name and so much more. The doll that has a butt for a face farts when you squeeze him.
But there is more. Once he is done tooting, he dances to one of three different songs!
Farting has always had this magical ability to make people laugh,” said Brian Weiss, President of North America and Global Toys at Goliath. “It always seems to get the same reaction: instant laughter. Chester Cheeks takes that universal joke and turns it into a hilarious, interactive character. He makes people laugh so hard, sometimes they let out a toot of their own.”
Farts are always funny. And we all need as much funny as we can get these days!
Big & Rich sang, “Ride a horse. Save a Cowboy.” However, if a man is on the bottom during Reverse Cowgirl, his cowboy might not be able to be saved.
Dr. Karan Raj revealed that 50% of all penile fractures are due to that sexual position.
Why is it so dangerous? He explained, “If there is any erratic thrusting or if the movements of the two parties are not in sync, it could lead to the male jabberwocky slipping out and being crushed by the female pubic bone.”
So, ladies and gentlemen, if he asks you to be on top and not face him, tell only if he dares.
I would say it is a brave man who would say yes after knowing this. But let’s be real, a horny male who will take it anyway he can get it, no matter the cost.
So, men, are you brave or horny enough to try Reverse Cowgirl again, knowing what you know now?
Hey, Elaine Hendrix, you just placed fifth on Dancing with the Stars. What are you going to do now? She is going to masturbate! That is right, she is going to use her Bellesa AirVibe when she is walking her dogs, driving her car, or doing nothing at all.
Since she no longer has a partner to dance with, she is making like Billy Idol and dancing with herself.
The Dynasty star is getting freakier on Friday and on every other day of the week that ends in day.
The Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll is beating her skin drum night and day, day and night.
Who needs a Mirrorball trophy when you have a vibrator that you can take on the dancefloor and anywhere else your booty desires to be shaking.
If you were wondering what her next move would be now that DWTS is over? Now, you know. She is going to make the earth move with some help from a portable adult toy that hits the right spot, the G-spot!!!
Lovesense’s new vibrator, Spinel, is so powerful that it can mash potatoes. I don’t know if I should be scared or excited. I think a little bit of both.
The heating, rechargeable vibrator, which comes with three attachments, can go up to 1450 thrusts per minute, and that will make you cum. Writing about how fast it goes made my legs suddenly go out of fear.
But maybe I can convince them to open up since the Spinel is on sale for half off. However, I am sure it will get everyone who uses it fully off.
Do you want to experience that amount of thrusting?
Did I mention you control the speed with an app on your phone? And it also comes with a suction cup, so you can place it wherever you want. Who needs a man when you have all of the above?
