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Sorry men, women don’t want female Viagra!
November 18th, 2015 under Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]


When Viagra came out in 1998, over 500,000 men picked up the little blue in the first month. Now 17 years later, only 227 women asked their doctors for the little pink pill during that amount of time.
So why are women saying no? Bloomberg gave a few reasons for that. The pill cannot be taken with wine, which is more effective and cheaper than the pill. You see, unlike Viagra, it’s not like a woman can take one pill and be like let’s do it, lover. Like foreplay, the pill has to work its magic over time to get her in the mood. So at $26.00 a pill, a 30 day supply will cost her $780.00 and insurance doesn’t cover it.
So men, you are no better off than before the little pink pill came out. And at those prices, a nice romantic dinner, a bottle of wine and some diamond jewelry is a lot cheaper than the pill and more much effective.
BTW one woman who will never need Addyi, the pill that only 227 women have asked for, is 227’s Sandra! Sorry, how can not think of Jackee Harry when you read a story that has 227 and female Viagra in it?

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There’s a Twerking Butt sex toy!
September 3rd, 2015 under Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRvI9x0H2ms
We’ve seen the Fleshlight and now Topco has come up with a Twerking Butt Toy that shakes to the beat of music. Just like Miley Cyrus whenever she can.
Anyways the lifelike butt is not only fun for men to enjoy but women can cross those blurred lines and have fun with it too. On that note, I wonder how many of them, Robin Thicke owns?
Talking about men, here’s you chance to final get some free anal and not have to pay for it with gifts or… In the long run, the Twerking Butt is a steal for just $899.00.
On the anal front, or should I say back? Farrah Abraham and Topco have teamed together to promote her sex toy line with them in London while she is on the other side of the pond living in the Celebrity Big Brother House. That’s right, Brits can now own Farrah’s Backdoor Entry Vibrating Pussy and Ass, Farrah’s Grip-on Stroker and/or Full-On Farrah Vibrating Pussy and Ass.
Since we are giving Britain that, when are we going to David Beckham’s Golden Balls to play with it?

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Macy Gray wrote a song about her Battery Operated Buddy!
July 29th, 2015 under Sex Toys. [ Comments: 5 ]


Forget The Vapors’ Turning Japanese (forget what they say) and Cyndi Lauper’s She Bop, because Macy Gray just wrote the ultimate song about masturbation. For over four minutes, she sang an ode to her vibrator called BOB. Which is longer than most Bob’s can go, so you can’t blame the songstress for writing a melody about him.
BOB is so catchy, I can’t stop singing it. Just like something else I can’t stop doing.
So ladies, join me is belting out the song about the toy we use below the belt! You know you are excited to have something to hum to as your hummer hums inside of you. Ooh! Aah! Ooh!

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I think we know where this anchor gets his sex toys!
July 27th, 2015 under Sex Toys, TV News. [ Comments: 2 ]


via FTV Live
KTVN was reporting on the fact that Amazon is now worth more than Walmart and anchor John Potter has his theory why. He says his “friend” who works in the factory told him it is because they sell a lot of sex toys and Walmart doesn’t sell any. It wasn’t only that he expressed his theory, it was that he kept saying it over and over again. So it has to make you wonder if really has a friend who works in the factory or that is where he gets his supply of adult toys? I am thinking it’s the latter because that is just how my mind works. What do you think?

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CNN confuses a flag of sex toys for the Isis flag!
June 27th, 2015 under Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=66&v=5y6qTLf0AI4
CNN’s Assignment Editor Lucy Pawle had just finished her day in the London Bureau and when she got out of work the Gay Pride march was going on. She noticed a black flag that looked a lot like the Isis one, so she called into work to tell them her discovery. She took some pictures, sent them to her bosses and went live with the information. Only problem is, it was not an Isis flag. Instead it was a flag full of sex toys. Whoops.
In her defense, the flags do look alike. But how did so many people look at it and not realize that the Arabic lettering was actually Dildos? That is sad. Not only for the mistake, but that their secret drawers are empty. Maybe someone needs to take them all to a sex shoppe, so next time they will be able to spot the difference.

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