Ryan Seacrest told Kelly Ripa on Live with Kelly and Ryan that one time he went to visit the Kardashians and he had to go to the bathroom. He went into their high tech, all black powder room with an electric toilet. When he was done, he went to flush. There was only one problem, he could not find the button to do it.
Finally, after some searching he found it. After he pressed it, the water started to back up. What was he going to do? He reached in to get the toilet paper and whatever else was out, so the water would go down and not up. When it stopped, he bolted out of there and left it as.
Now I am pretty sure, they all call him Little 💩 behind his back. Unless he left a big 💩 in the porcelain Gd. I mean, it had to poop and not a piss, right?
When it comes to leaving it there, they can’t get mad at him. If it was not for him, they would not be able to pay for that overpriced John. After all that Little 💩 produces Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
via Live with Kelly and Ryan
Now that Games of Thrones is done filming forever, Kit Harrington got rid of something from the show. He dumped the beard. Now that 32-year-old in beardless, he looks half his age. Is that the same guy we know who slays dragons because he looks someone completely different.
Side note, I don’t watch GOT, so I don’t know if he really slays dragons. I just know they have them on the drama.
Believe it or not, I do not watch any of the many many many shows that Ryan Seacrest hosts. Therefore, I did not know he let his hair go long and he grew a beard.
That was until today when he posted this photo of himself using his new hair to keep him warm during the freezing cold spell that is hitting NYC.
How does he look? I think he looks manly. As in a Caveman.
Not trying to be mean, but out of all of the Friends, Matt LeBlanc has aged the worst of the six. Case in point, yesterday when he was on Live with Kelly and Ryan, he shared a story with them about a fan encounter. A boy, around 13, ran up to him and said, “OMG! Are you? You are Joey’s dad?” All the actor could do was say to the teen is, “Scram!” Although, I am sure secretly inside he was crying all the way to the bank.
BTW is just me or are he and Matthew Broderick morphing into one person?
Before he was Mother F*cking Samuel L Jackson action star, he starred in his aunt’s production of The Nutcracker as the Sugar Plum Fairy. Hard to believe? Yes, and sadly there is not photographic proof that it happened. We just have to take his word for it.
He also told Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest how he got into ballet today on Live with Kelly and Ryan. It was not that he wanted to be the next great ballet star, it was because his aunt was a dance teacher who had not boys in her class. Thus, he was the go-to male. I am sure that is something he did not mind when puberty kicked in.
Now, that we know he was trained in ballet when are we going to Snakes in Swan Lake? The dancers have to pirouette their way to safety from the Mother F*cking snakes. Actually, can you curse in ballet? If not, then it cannot be done.
