James Corden took the lyrics of Justin Bieber and turned them into the dialogue for a Soap Opera on The Late Late Show yesterday. He asked Salma Hayek, Ray Romano and Gary Oldman to co-star with him in As the Beebs Turns and it is crazy how perfectly it worked.
Maybe Bieber needs to give up this whole singing thing and write for Soaps instead. Could you imagine?
Ray Romano is a guest on The Late Show tonight and he told David Letterman about the two things that men want when they first get married. Those things are laughter and pleasing his soul mate in bed. As the marriage goes on, men are happy with being able to do one of those things and he prefers for her to laugh. Then he goes into extreme detail why he prefers to hear laughing over that sex sound.
If you think you are horrified by what he told the CBS late night host, imagine how his kids feel. I think their faces says it all. That’s right, they were sitting in the green room listening to their dad talk about having sex with their mom. I hope they have a good therapist because no kid should ever hear about their parents’ sex lives.
David Letterman was honored at the Kennedy Center Honors and Ray Romano was one of the 4 celebrities that introduced him. When Romano was talking about what the CBS late night host means to him, he told a story and revealed something I didn’t know about Letterman. Romano said he was hired to do a pilot and just a day into rehearsals he was fired from it. But he didn’t give up. Then one Saturday he got a phone call from the Letterman people, and he was nervous about what they wanted just days after he appeared on The Late Show. When he got on the phone it was the show’s producer who said that Letterman liked what he saw and he wanted to sign him to a development deal. That deal lead to a little show called Everybody Loves Raymond. One of of the best sitcoms to ever grace our televisions. Who knew that Letterman was a silent partner in bringing that show to life. Now we all do thanks to The Kennedy Center Honors honoring the most respected late night host on TV today.
Ray Romano was on The Late Show and he told David Letterman that the thing his TV wife Patricia Heaton and his real wife of 25 years have in common is that neither of them will sleep with him. You would think that would be the thing that has his marriage doomed, but he told the CBS late night host that she hates the way he types. Once she said that, he realized that he only has two more years left to be married to Anna.
I’ll tell you I think the typing thing would’ve been a hysterical episode on Everybody Loves Raymond if it were still on.
