Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Before Jon Hamm was a working actor, he worked as a set dresser on Skinamax movies. So, you would think that the second the producers saw him bend down and clean the tables of butt prints, they would offer him an on-camera job. But, he told Howard Stern they didn’t ask him.

I betcha the producers on all of the softcore porn movies he worked on regret not hiring him. But then again, they would not be able to show his Hammaconda, so it is not as bad as a decision had been hardcore porn.

For years, we have wondered whether Jon Hamm wears underwear because his huge dick has a way of showing through his pants.

So yesterday, when the actor was on Howard Stern, the shock jock asked him that very question. “I have worn underwear every single day of my life.” Then the Mad Men added, “I love a comfy boxer brief…I like a breathable cotton.” So there you have it.

However, I am disappointed that Stern didn’t ask him just how big the Hammster is. I know I want to know.

A few weeks ago, when Patti LuPone was on Watch What Happens Live, she talked about the fateful night she had with Andrew Rannells, Jon Hamm, and her sworn enemy Glenn Close.

The two legendary actresses do not get along because LuPone was slated to play the lead in Sunset Boulevard, but they gave the role to Glenn Close instead. Needless to say, since then Lupone has not been a fan of Close’s.

So what happened when the two ladies got close to each other on a night out in Manhattan. According to LuPone, she warned her friend Jon Hamm that he better not f*ck her.

That was towards the end of that night, a night we all wish we could have been a fly on the wall. While we were not, Rannells was. Yesterday, when he was on WWHL, he gave some more details to Andy Cohen about what happened inbetween their chance meeting until the threat.

He says the three of them were out at a restaurant, and they went to talk to some friends. When they got back to the booth, Close was sitting there all by herself. The three joined her and chatted for a while. Since both divas are ladies, they acted civilly towards each other. However, you could feel the tension between them.

He probably felt it because LuPone kept saying to him that Close better not try to f*ck Hamm or that she would lose it. No one lost anything that night, but Rannels had a night he will never forget.

I can’t wait to hear what Hamm has to say about it. He better ham it up for the cameras!

I also hope that some big Broadway producer casts LuPone and Close in a revival of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Ryan Murphy would have the next Feud unfold before our very eyes.

Patti LuPone was on Watch What Happens Live yesterday and she was spilling the tea to Andy Cohen. The actress said that Barbra Streisand is 50 years too old to play Gypsy, the time she destroyed a dressing room when she got fired from a play in London, and what she thought of playing Madonna’s mother in Evita.

My favorite spilled tea is when she talked about how Glenn Close crashed her get together with Jon Hamm and Rannells. The three of them were having drinks in Manhattan when Close came over and sat next to the Mad Men star. After the Fatal Attraction star left, LuPone said to Hamm, “If you f*ck her, I will never speak to you again.” With that stern warning, he did not go home with her. Which is a good thing because who wants her rabbit soup.

Talking about vengeance, why is LuPone so hasty towards Close? My friend Michael gave me the deets. Close was starring as Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, and she was a huge hit. So much so, they asked her to do the role on Broadway. There was only one problem, LuPone was already offered the role. Therefore, LuPone found out she was fired in the papers, and because of that, she is not a fan of Close.

I think the two should kiss, makeup, and star in a Broadway rendition of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. I would pay a lot of money to see that pairing.

Jon Hamm was on The Late Late Show yesterday, and he had to play Spill Your Guts or Feed Your Guts with James Corden. The two men had to either answer a difficult personal question or eat something disgusting. For example, the CBS host ate a tarantula rather than say which guest he liked least.

When it comes to Hamm, he drank a chili cheese dog smoothie rather than rate the past Batmans. He then chugged two glasses of hot sauce instead of saying which actor he would actor he would never want to work with again. I wonder if Ben Affleck is the answer to both questions since he is part of both of them?

Finally, it was his choice to either eat a bull pen!s or reveal how long his notorious pen!s is. He chose the former. Which is a disappointment to all of us who need to know. Although, do we really since we have pretty much seen it?

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