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Louis Tomlinson played in a soccer game over the weekend, but that is not what everyone is talking about. People aren’t talking about the soccer balls, instead they are talking about the stick that is above them. Seems the 1Der either didn’t wear underwear or a really loose pair, so his member took over for Zayn Malick in One Direction. On that note, after this video, all I have to say is, Zayn Malick who?
Chelsea Handler shared a photo of herself lying in a bed with Harry Styles wearing just a bikini with his name on it, so you have to wonder if they have something to tell us? I will have to go with the One Direction singer’s hand gestures and say I don’t know. What do you think?
New Zealand’s ZM Online asked Ed Sheeran if the song Little Things her for One Direction is about his friend Harry Style’s penis and he said, “He (Harry) definitely hasn’t got a little thing, so no, I did not write ‘Little Things’ about (his) little things.”
So for all of you fans of 1D, who are still upset that Zayn Malick left the band, hope this news will ease your pain. I know it eased mine because it is what makes him beautiful to me!
Two days ago, Zayn Malik quit One Direction, and Billy Zane thought all those sad Tweets were about him. The Titanic star took to Funny or Die to let all his crying 14 year old girl fans know that he spells his last name as Z-A-N-E and not Z-A-Y-N. But what he doesn’t realize is that they weren’t talking about him. Who wants to tell him that they were referring to the singer and not him? Not me, because he might go overboard when he finds out.
Yesterday, the world was shocked and saddened when Zayn Malik announced that he was quitting One Direction. As soon as people were able to accept and comprehend his departure and the desperate need for a replacement, several men started throwing in their names into the hat. While singers like Weird Al Yankovic just Tweeted about, John Stamos and Conan‘s Andy Richter went even further. Both men made audition tapes.
Watch the videos above of them both singing What Makes You Beautiful and tell me who is a more beautiful choice for the job? Personally, I think Richter is so much sexier with the 1D!
