Chelsea Handler is taping a standup special on August 22nd in Jersey City, NJ, but there is something you have to do when you get the free tickets. According to 1iota, “Please be prepared to go through a 2-step testing protocol to attend the show. Testing will be provided by production and coordinated upon ticket confirmation.”
My friend told me that they did this for Dave Chappelle’s comedy special on July 29th. I guess this means that this is the future of what we will need to do to go to a show. You need to be tested for COVID-19, and test negative for coronavirus, before you go into a dark cramped space to listen to someone try to be funny.
Even though all of the ticket holders will be tested, would feel safe enough to be a theater now during the coronavirus pandemic? Call me what you want, but there is no way you could get me to do it. There will still be comedy specials when it is safe to go to one again.
Chelsea Handler wants you to wear a mask, so she created a video that would get your attention. She put on three masks. One on her mouth, and one on each boob. I would need bigger masks.
Anyways, wear a mask so we can get closer to normal. Remember the good old days, like February?
Before Chelsea Handler was known for nursing a cocktail, she played a nurse on My Wife and Kids. She looks the same now as she did when she was 27 in that 2002 episode.
Chelsea Handler wanted to show us what books she is reading in her own special way. She sat naked with the three novels behind a cactus bush.
This photo makes her bush look like a venus flytrap that will devour anyone that comes near it. Kind of like Audrey II did Little Shop of Horrors. Which makes me wonder if she wants to play the role in the rumored remake. Obviously she would just be the puppet and not the voice.
