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The Happytime Murders is the funniest movie of the year
August 24th, 2018 under Joel McHale, Melissa McCarthy, Sesame Street/Muppets. [ Comments: none ]


When I saw the trailer for The Happytime Murders, I watched it in a loop because I could not get enough of it. I was like did I just see a puppet have sex and ejaculate all over the place for what seems like forever. At that moment, I was in love. However, I was a little hesitant that all of the highlarious moments would just be in the trailer. Boy was I wrong, there are several more moments that you can never unsee. Yet, they will make you laugh until you cry. Thus, you are going to run out and want to see the movie that is in theaters now.

For over 30 years, puppets have lived among us, but now they are starting to get their own identities. Phil Phillips (Bill Barretta) is one of them and he was the first and only puppet cop. One day, when he was out on assignment, something goes wrong and he was fired from the force. Now, he works as a private eye.

Sandra White (Dorien Davies) comes to him for help. She hands him a letter full of cut out letters that someone is threatening to expose her secret sexual life. She cannot let this happen to her, so she asks Phil to help her.

His first clue leads him to an adult bookstore that he frequents. He runs into an old friend, Mr. Bumblypants (Kevin Clash), who denies that it is he shopping at the store. However, Phil is not there to catch up, he needs to solve his case. He goes to the back room to get a file. While he is there, everyone in the front is gunned down. Stuffing and more will fly all over the place.

The cops are called in and his old partner, Detective Edwards (Melissa McCarthy) is one of them. The two of them cannot stand each other. Nevertheless, as more murder count starts to go up wherever Phil is at, the two of them realize they are going to have to work together. Because now the case is personal, they killed his brother, Larry (Victor Yerrid) and Phil’s ex-girlfriend, Jenny (Elizabeth Banks). Humans and puppets get it on; do you have a problem with that?

Back to the case, Phil realizes that they all have something in common; they were all on the show Happytime Gang. Why is someone killing everyone off from this beloved show? That is what Phil and Edwards have to find out before they are all past tense.

Thankfully, they will have some help from Lieutenant Banning (Leslie David Baker) and FBI agent Campbell (Joel McHale). Although, the latter one hates puppets especially Phil.

Just when you think you know what is going to happen next, they surprise you. All leading to one hell of an ending to an epic movie that is your new go-to comedy when you need to laugh uncontrollably.

Brian Henson, Jim Henson’s son, directed this movie. His father gave us The Muppets for kids, and his son gives us puppets for adults. Why can’t we have something that our kids cannot have that makes us feel like kids?

As I said, this is not a movie for kids. There is a lot of raunchy humor, but it is not disgusting. I still have images from the movie; I cannot get out of my head. That is not a bad thing because I laugh when I ever I think of some of the things they did in the adult bookstore and many of the other scenes. It is very creative is all I will say.

Well, that and do not listen to the critics who hate this movie. They love Oscar-nominated movies and those put us to sleep. This movie will make you laugh until you pee. Therefore, bring a towel with you.

In addition, make sure to stay through the credits to see some behind the scenes action. Like how the puppets interacted with the humans and that sex scene. The sex one was so wrong, and yet so right.

Just like the title The Happytime Murders, you will leave having had a happy time and a killer one!

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Happytime Murders from the studio who was sued by Sesame Street over it
July 31st, 2018 under Melissa McCarthy. [ Comments: none ]



Now that we are less than a month away from the release of The Happytime Murders, STX, the studio who was sued over the movie, is releasing some new TV ads to promote the release. They are so proud of that fact that they did a TV spot announcing that in bold letters.

Don’t know why Sesame Street took them court (and lost), then watch the two promos above to find out. They are SFW, unlike the Red Band trailer they released two months ago. My poor eyes saw things it cannot unsee, and they do not want to.

So who is going to go be there with me to see this movie that is so not for kids on August 24th? Although, I will be showing it my friends’ kids the next time I babysit. They loved Sausage Party!

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Nobodies go back to being nobodies
June 24th, 2018 under Melissa McCarthy, Paramount+, TV Land. [ Comments: none ]


Melissa McCarthy produced sitcom Nobodies was given a second season renewal on TV Land. Then it was moved to its sister station Paramount Network. After 2 airings on its new home, it was returned to its original one. I guess neither liked it, so according to The Hollywood Reporter, it was cancelled.

Personally, I am surprised it was picked up for a second season because it was one of the unfunniest comedies I have ever seen.

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The Happytime Murders is the movie of the year!
May 18th, 2018 under Melissa McCarthy. [ Comments: none ]


I know people are looking forward to Deadpool 2 and Star Wars: Episode IX, not me. The Happytime Murders is my movie of the year. Any film that shows a puppet ejaculating all over the place for several seconds is a must-see classic for me. That is why I will be there for the first showing on August 18th.

Doesn’t that movie look like all types of awesome? It is the original film that Hollywood needed and I am glad they are delivering it to us! Are you as excited for this movie as the puppet is at the end of this very red band trailer.

Seriously, this might be Ben Falcone and McCarthy’t best movie to date. Screw might be, this is their best film!!!

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Melissa McCarthy is having so much fun as Sean Spicer!!!
February 15th, 2017 under Melissa McCarthy. [ Comments: none ]


I have to admit, I was starting to get over Melissa McCarthy and started to find her really annoying. But then she took on Sean Spicer for Saturday Night Live and I remembered why I love her so much. I think a large part of that is because she is also having a ball playing the disgraced White House Press Secretary. Case in point, look at this Boomerang she posted! It is so full of joy, it is making me forget how atrocious this administration truly is. Seriously, it is so addictive, I can’t stop watching it. It is better than St John’s Wort when it comes to making you happy! Don’t you have a yuge smile on your face after watching this!

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