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Harry Styles sleeping
September 22nd, 2022 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]

Hey Harry Styles, you just finished a 15-night sold-out run at Madison Square Garden; what are you going to do? Sleep! And he earned it.

And for all his fans who wondered what he looks like when he is in bed after sex with you? You deserved this photo.


Did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine’s lap?
September 6th, 2022 under Chris Pine, Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde. [ Comments: none ]

As if Don’t Worry Darling didn’t have enough going against it, here is something else to make the behind-the-scenes more interesting than the movie that is going to flop will ever be.

Yesterday, when Harry Styles walked into the theater at the Venice Film Festival and prepared to sit next to Chris Pine, it looked as though the singer spat on his co-star’s lap. So people spent hours (I spent minutes) analyzing the video to determine if he did.

Do you think that Styles left some of his Watermelon Sugar on the cutest Chris? I mean, the sexiest guy from One Direction could’ve thought that Pine was pining for his girl because he is sitting next to his girlfriend?

Still not sure? To see another angle, then click here!


How many nipples does Harry Styles have?
August 30th, 2022 under Chelsea Handler, Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered how many nipples Harry Styles has? Well, you are not alone. Chelsea Handler wondered the same thing, so she asked the singer if the rumor was true that he has four nipples. He said, “They’re right.” Then he pointed to where they are on his chest.

After, he started laughing; I thought he might’ve been joking. So, I made the sacrifice to look up photos of “Harry Styles shirtless” to see if he was serious. This was very difficult to do. I mean, can you imagine the suffering I had to go through for you? It was very hard, and you should. I appreciate all I do for y’all. Anyways, you can see that he was telling the truth. There are four of them.

They say nipples on men are useless, but on him, four of them are not. Not sure what we could do with them. But I am sure we could come up with something.


Harry Styles styled in just a towel
July 13th, 2022 under Harry Styles, Hayden Panettiere. [ Comments: none ]

Harry Styles shared a photo of himself wearing just a black and white striped towel, and he looks good in prison stripes. Therefore, can someone arrest him so that that becomes his daily attire?

What is his crime? It is looking too good without a shirt on.


Harry Styles responds to the conservatives who didn’t like him wearing a dress
December 2nd, 2020 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]

Harry Styles graced the cover of this month’s Vogue magazine in a Gucci dress, and the conservatives went mad. They were like what happened to a man being a man.

Well, today, the singer finally responded to those angry little bitches. “Bring back manly men,” he wrote along with the above photo eating a banana.

To all the Ben Shapiros of the Worlds, I would rather have sex with Styles in a dress than well do anything with you. I want a man who is so comfortable in his skin that he doesn’t care about the norms. As compared to one who is stuck in the past, he is so full of anger that he can’t handle the littlest amount of change. Get with the 21st century.

Who cares what someone wears? As long as it makes the person wearing it happy. At the end of the day, it only matters how the person wearing the dress feels about wearing it. It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks. Those who complain about others have their own issues, and we should be glad we are not them.


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