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Does this candle smell like Harry Styles?
May 11th, 2020 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]


Remember when a whole bunch of people spent $75 to buy a candle that was said to smell like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina? Well, now a whole bunch of people are buying one that costs 10% of that because they think it smells like Harry Styles.

Does it smell like his penis? Nope. The One Direction singer likes to wear Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille, and some of his fans are convinced the Cashmere Vanilla candle by Threshold smells just like him. Now Target is sold out of it.

Can you imagine working at Threshold and wondering why this scent is all of a sudden selling like crazy? Then, finding out why it is. They are probably trying to figure out what other singers they can make their candles smell like.


Harry Styles thinks he would be still be a virgin if her wasn’t famous
March 3rd, 2020 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ] asked Harry Styles what he would be if he was not a rock star. He told them “a virgin.”

If he wasn’t famous, he still would have lost his virginity a long time ago. Look at him! Even if we all didn’t know his name, we would still want to suck on his Kiwi.

Not only is he really cute, but he also had an endearing personality. Women will flock to him no matter what.


You can’t help Falling for Harry Styles
February 28th, 2020 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]

Harry Styles released the music video for his new single today, and it gave me the same chills I got when I heard Adele’s Hello for the first time.

Falling proves that Styles is more than a member of a boyband, he can actually belt out a ballad that grabs hold of your heart. I knew he was good at the pop stuff, but this a whole new appreciation of his voice for me. I am in awe.

Someone get me a lighter because it is the only way to listen to this tune. Imagine what it will be like when he performs Falling live? You will be able to hear a pin drop as strangers sway side to side.


Is Harry Styles working at Starbucks?
January 21st, 2020 under Harry Styles. [ Comments: none ]


you cannot tell me that’s not harry styles 🥵🥵🥵🦋🦋🦋 #harrystyles #fyp

♬ original sound – fridasakaj

Frida and her friends went to a Starbucks around 30 miles west of Chicago and the man at the drivethru looked very familar to them. Sean looks a lot Harry Styles. Which makes you wonder if it is the One Direction singer?

While he may be a doppelganger, Sean has much more of a babyface.

You know if I were Sean, I would tell the coffee shop to take this job and shove it. Then I would get a job either as a Styles impersonator or a stripper who dances to One Direction. There is a lot more money in the latter two businesses.


Harry Styles reveals he wants to be a florist
January 10th, 2020 under Ellen DeGeneres, Harry Styles, One Direction. [ Comments: none ]

Harry Styles has everything, looks, hair, charm, triple threat, and lots of money. He can win women over with all of that. However, what if he did not have all of that One Direction money and never became an international superstar? What would he do?

Ellen Degeneres asked him that during her Burning Questions segment and he told her he would have been a florist. He would then win a girl’s heart by crafting her the perfect bouquet. Who wouldn’t want flowers from him?

And guess what ladies? He also told Ellen he is single. What does, the man who wears briefs, like in a woman? He says his three favorite features are “Eyes. Smile. Character.” As I said, he knows how to use the charm!

Oh and he has been in handcuffs before, so I think we can use them on him if we want!


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