Kevin Bacon and Britney Spears did an EE commercial together in London and he put on the red cat suit she wore in Oops…I Did It Again. And it looks like, oops…he did it again, as in revealing his six degrees like he did in his movie Wild Things. Which, as we know, is more footloose than 6 degrees!
We all know that Kevin Bacon looks good enough to eat, but did you know that he also smells that way? A cologne manufacture found that out and now they are marketing his yummy scent for men all over the world. Yesterday, they debuted the commercial for Bacon by Bacon on The Late Late Show and I am going to buy it for my man. That is if I had a man and the cologne was real. Which makes you wonder why it isn’t? And also why I don’t have a man?
I am sure you have seen the latest viral ALC Ice Bucket Challenge is Dropping and Giving 22 to support the 22 Vets who sadly commit suicide every day. Stars like The Rock, Chris Pratt, Chris Evans and Kevin Hart have already done it and now Kevin Bacon did it. But he is not an action movie star like the other three, so he needed some help. He recruited his band The Bacon Brothers to sing a song as he did 22 pushups. What tune is more encouraging on a tour bus than Wheels on the Bus. They didn’t sing it like we do, they gave it a Rocking remix. One anyone, who has a toddler in their life, will be grateful for. Because that catchy nursery rhyme has need an upgrade for over a century and now it finally got one.
When it comes to the man who is 6 degrees of separation from everyone in Hollywood, including me, he did a really good job with the those pushups!
As a woman, I want to see more penises on the big and small screen. I am not alone with this sentiment, Kevin Bacon feels the same way. He wants more actors to #FreeTheBacon like he did in Wild Things. So much so, the actor that is within 6 Degrees of all actors, did a PSA for Mashable to get more men to show off their 6″. He is so right, if he showed it off on The Following, the show would’ve gotten more of a following. If Hannibal showed off his Hanniballs, it wouldn’t have been killed. If Jon Hamm would’ve revealed his Mad Men, he would have a gold statuette to go with his golden statuette. Imagine if the actors showed what is Under the Dome or in The Middle or the secret Empire or their Blue balls, I mean Blue Bloods, and so on.
So I say #FreeTheBacon! Us women want to see the bacon and eggs. Kevin Bacon wants to see it. Who doesn’t want to see it?
Kevin Bacon posted a photo of his face looking rounder than normal, so did the actor that everyone in Hollywood is within six degrees of gain weight? We are not sure because all he said along with the photo is, “Greetings from the UK!” But since it looks like there is a movie trailer behind him, I think its safe to say it just Hollywood working their magic from across the pond.
Even if he was to gain a few extra pounds we would still be able to recognize him thanks to his recognizable hair and eyes.
