Did you know that Skims is not only for women? It is also for men! And Post Malone is their latest face, or in this case, head. The singer was seen wearing just their underwear in Realtree camo print, doing things like holding his wood, chopped wood that is!
The boxers are just one of the pieces of clothing in the limited-edition Realtree line that is available starting on Thursday.
So you know how Skims has bras with fake nipples? When are they going to have boxers and briefs with fake you know whats?
To see him modeling some more of the line, then click here!
Joel McHale is a guest on The Jennifer Hudson Show today, and he brought some friends with him. As in the ones that are the first word in the title of his new Fox sitcom Animal Control.
However, he didn’t bring any cute ones like cats or dogs. Instead, he brought an anaconda and an iguana. Well, as soon as Hudson saw the 12′ snake, she ran faster than you can sing “my anaconda don’t.”
But the anaconda do with McHale. That is because the reptile wrapped his tail around the actor’s leg and gave him a second penis.
And since the snake has comedic timing like the human tree he was attached to, he knew when to shake his tail at all the right times.
So much so, I am not sure that was safe for daytime TV. Especially when the host touched his anaconda…
Nick Cannon was trending on Twitter today. And it is not because he is expecting another baby. However, it is baby related. As in, his baby maker. Who knew Cannon has a cannon in his pants? But he does. No wonder women like Mariah Carey are getting impregnated by him. He sticks it in, and the sperm is already at the cervix. It doesn’t have to travel anywhere with that long stick.
Well, I am assuming that it is his penis and not his friend Kevin Hart hiding out in his pants.
You know that stupid banana that that “artist” hung on a wall with duct tape? Well, it inspired Vin Diesel. He put one a towel over his crotch and it is the first thing he has done that I liked since he did my high school alum’s (Ben Younger) movie Boiler Room. So we are going back a long while.
Ellen DeGeneres thought it would be fun to play a new game with Will Smith called Rub My Lamp in honor of him playing the Genie in the live-action version of Alladin.
It already sounds pretty sexually explicit, right? Imagine how much worse it gets when they place a huge padded genie lamp over his crotch and tell everyone to rub it. Especially when it looks like it already has been rubbed, rubbed really good! It is up and ready to release the genie.
Can you believe this is airing during the daytime because it looks like something that would be on Skinemax?
UPDATE: Will Smith is afraid of mice, and Ellen wanted to help him get over his fear. To see how it worked out, then click here!
