Nick Cannon was trending on Twitter today. And it is not because he is expecting another baby. However, it is baby related. As in, his baby maker. Who knew Cannon has a cannon in his pants? But he does. No wonder women like Mariah Carey are getting impregnated by him. He sticks it in, and the sperm is already at the cervix. It doesn’t have to travel anywhere with that long stick.
Well, I am assuming that it is his penis and not his friend Kevin Hart hiding out in his pants.
You know that stupid banana that that “artist” hung on a wall with duct tape? Well, it inspired Vin Diesel. He put one a towel over his crotch and it is the first thing he has done that I liked since he did my high school alum’s (Ben Younger) movie Boiler Room. So we are going back a long while.
Ellen DeGeneres thought it would be fun to play a new game with Will Smith called Rub My Lamp in honor of him playing the Genie in the live-action version of Alladin.
It already sounds pretty sexually explicit, right? Imagine how much worse it gets when they place a huge padded genie lamp over his crotch and tell everyone to rub it. Especially when it looks like it already has been rubbed, rubbed really good! It is up and ready to release the genie.
Can you believe this is airing during the daytime because it looks like something that would be on Skinemax?
UPDATE: Will Smith is afraid of mice, and Ellen wanted to help him get over his fear. To see how it worked out, then click here!
A man walked into I Love My Pets in Rockford, Mi on March 20th to buy a rat and a python, left with both but only paid for the rat. Did they give him the snake for free? Of course not.
The man was caught on survelince video putting the 4-foot python in his pants and walking out with it. The store was the none the wiser until they saw him do it on video. Believe or not he continued to walk around the place for 4 minutes as though everything was normal according to WDIV.
I would say he has big balls, but he would not be able to fit the snake in there if he did.
Rockford Police are looking for help to capture the guy. If you know who he is or have seen a guy walking around like he has a snake in his pants, they would like to talk to you.
John Stamos sat on metal horse and I could not help but to look at his saddle. How can you not stare a it? It is like a drum set his pants and who wants to bang on those drums?
