Ellen DeGeneres thought it would be fun to play a new game with Will Smith called Rub My Lamp in honor of him playing the Genie in the live-action version of Alladin.
It already sounds pretty sexually explicit, right? Imagine how much worse it gets when they place a huge padded genie lamp over his crotch and tell everyone to rub it. Especially when it looks like it already has been rubbed, rubbed really good! It is up and ready to release the genie.
Can you believe this is airing during the daytime because it looks like something that would be on Skinemax?
UPDATE: Will Smith is afraid of mice, and Ellen wanted to help him get over his fear. To see how it worked out, then click here!
A man walked into I Love My Pets in Rockford, Mi on March 20th to buy a rat and a python, left with both but only paid for the rat. Did they give him the snake for free? Of course not.
The man was caught on survelince video putting the 4-foot python in his pants and walking out with it. The store was the none the wiser until they saw him do it on video. Believe or not he continued to walk around the place for 4 minutes as though everything was normal according to WDIV.
I would say he has big balls, but he would not be able to fit the snake in there if he did.
Rockford Police are looking for help to capture the guy. If you know who he is or have seen a guy walking around like he has a snake in his pants, they would like to talk to you.
John Stamos sat on metal horse and I could not help but to look at his saddle. How can you not stare a it? It is like a drum set his pants and who wants to bang on those drums?
Nick Jonas does not shy away from wearing very tight pants. Perhaps too tight. Because in these banana yellow pants you can see the outline of his hand and something to the right of his fingers. Which makes you wonder what else he has in his pocket or is he just happy to see us?
Ryan Reynolds shared a photo of himself texting his mom with an imaginary phone, but I was not looking at his hands. That is because my eyes were focused on what is happening between his legs. It is like he has an elephant’s head for a crotch which makes think that Blake Lively is a lucky woman.
Although in Deadpool, it did not look that way. Admit it, you paused that scene to see how big his Van Wilder is. I know I am not alone and there is nothing wrong with that.
