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Tenacious D does Britney Spears
February 29th, 2024 under Britney Spears, Jack Black. [ Comments: 1 ]

Tenacious D are no strangers to singing covers, and today, Jack Black and Kyle Gass shared a video of them singing Britney Spears’ …Baby One More Time.

Do you know what? I think it is even better than Britney’s version! Because you can feel their fiery energy, and that is what makes the tune different and more exciting.

What do you think? Is it toxic, or do you want them to gimme more?


Britney Spears apologizes to Justin Timberlake
January 29th, 2024 under Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Britney Spears is more of a man than Justin Timberlake ever will be. That is because she is willing to apologize, unlike her ex-boyfriend, who she wrote in her book convinced her to get an abortion when she was 19.

Because of the backlash that came from that confession, her fans turned on the selfish singer. So when he released a song called Selfish last week, her pack went rabid and made her 2011 single of the same name climb the charts faster than his.

Well, I guess she did not approve because she released a statement on social media.

“I wanna apologize for some of the things I wrote about in my book. If I offended any of the people I genuinely care about I am deeply sorry… I also wanted to say I am in love with Justin Timberlake’s new song ‘Selfish’ It is soo good and how come every time I see Justin and Jimmy together I laugh so hard ???,” she wrote. “Ps ‘Sanctified’ is wow too”

Amazingly, she could apologize to him in a few days, while he has yet to publicly apologize to her. And it took him 17 years to apologize to Janet Jackson for what happened at the Super Bowl.

Can someone tell me why you like him? I never understood his appeal. He comes off as a dick to me, and not the type he has in a box.


So that is why Britney Spears doesn’t have any tan lines
October 26th, 2023 under Britney Spears. [ Comments: none ]

Click on the image for the NSFW version.

It is not Britney Spears’ birthday. But yet she is wearing her birthday suit on the beach. Therefore, she is getting sun everywhere, even where it is not supposed to shine.

And now we know why she has a full-body tan. It is because her whole body is getting tanned.


Britney Spears reveals why she wrote her memoir
October 20th, 2023 under Britney Spears. [ Comments: none ]

For decades, we thought we knew everything about Britney Spears. But it turns out we didn’t know her at all. So she wrote a memoir, and today, she explained why she wrote The Women in Me.

My book’s purpose was not to offend anyone by any means!!! That was me then…that is in the past!!! I don’t like the headlines I am reading…that’s exactly why I quit the business 4 years ago!!! Most of the book is from 20 years ago…I have moved on and it’s a beautiful clean slate from here!!! I am here to establish it that way for the rest of my entire life!!! Either way, that is the last of it and shit happens!!! This is actually a book I didn’t know needed to be written …although some might be offended, it has given me closure on all things for a better future!!! Hopefully I can enlighten people who feel particularly alone in most cases or hurt or misunderstood!!! Again, my motive for this book was not to harp on my past experiences which is what the press is doing and it’s dumb and silly!!! I have moved on since then!!! #TheWomanInMe

And with that, the headlines will not change. But our perception of her will. Hopefully, for the better because now we know why she did some of the things she did.


Britney Spears claims she aborted Justin Timberlake’s baby
October 17th, 2023 under Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Britney Spears/Instagram

We have been hearing that Justin Timberlake is nervous about his ex-girlfriend Britney Spears’ book, and now we know why.

The singer claims in The Woman in Me that she had the *NYSNC’s baby in her, according to People.

“It was a surprise, but for me, it wasn’t a tragedy. I loved Justin so much. I always expected us to have a family together one day. This would just be much earlier than I’d anticipated,” Spears wrote. “But Justin definitely wasn’t happy about the pregnancy. He said we weren’t ready to have a baby in our lives, that we were way too young.”

Because of his reluctance, she says she opted to have an abortion, “If it had been left up to me alone, I never would have done it. And yet Justin was so sure that he didn’t want to be a father.”

And Justin’s day just went to shit. But he should be used to it after what he did to Janet Jackson.


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