Prince Harry had to know by telling the story about his frostbitten penis that he was going to be the butt of all jokes.
Everyone is laughing about it. However, none of the jokes are as freezing cold as what Jimmy Kimmel said on his ABC late night show yesterday. It is enough to give Harry frostbite all over again.
Kimmel and the writers wrote a children’s book about the ordeal. And I haven’t laughed that hard (something TAFKAP Harry was unable to get for a while) in a really long time.
There are so many one-liners in that little book that I am sure human resources is going to have a talk with all of them and make sure that they feel comfortable with their fellow employees. Because I don’t feel comfortable with myself after watching that.
I mean, Princess Diana squirting her Elizabeth Arden on his hard-on was pretty shocking. Funny as shit but shocking nonetheless.
So the next time Prince Harry writes a book, he needs to know the comedians won’t let him off the hook!
Jason Momoa was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, and he took off his clothes. Not at all of them. He still had on his Hawaiian Malo. And that showed off his gorgeous butt!
He needs to do more interviews like that, just for my eyes.
Last year, the Oscars had three women host the shindig, this year, they asked Jimmy Kimmel back to host for the third time. Neither one of those decisions were a wise choice.
“Being invited to host the Oscars for a third time is either a great honor or a trap. Either way, I am grateful to the Academy for asking me so quickly after everyone good said ‘no,’” said Kimmel.
Seriously, it feels like everyone said no and they settled on him because he said yes. Like what about Alfonso Ribeiro, Wayne Brady, and even Will Smith? Oh wait, the last one is not allowed to go to the Oscars for ten years. He is the lucky one this time around.
During the pandemic, Jimmy Kimmel took a break from doing I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy. However, now that people were out celebrating Trick-or-Treating, he decided to bring it back. Much to the dismay of little kids all over the country.
Poor kids. My heart breaks for them. I tried stealing candy from kids on Halloween night, and those little demons went all Michael Myers on me.
But, I am not a parent, so it is not as easy for me to do it.
Mila Kunis was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, and she had the perfect dress brought in for it. However, that was all she had brought in for her. The actress revealed that she wasn’t wearing any underwear when she showed up to the show, so her see-thru dress would’ve been revealing had it not been for the generosity of others.
Her publicist lent the actress her bra, her manager gave her socks, and the costume department converted children’s leggings into panties.
Why was Mrs. Ashton Kutcher going commando? She said that is a whole other story but didn’t tell it. That is what the audience should’ve booed her about instead of her distaste for pizza, although it was understandable.
