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BTWF: George Clooney and Laura Dern in Grizzy II: Revenge
May 5th, 2021 under Before They Were Famous, George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]

Before George Clooney and Laura Dern were Oscar winners, they were in Grizzy II: Revenge, a movie that was so bad it took 37 years to release. What do you think of the 22-year-old actor and 16-year-old actress in that movie that started filming in 1983 and got released in 2021.

Having just watched it, it should have stayed uncompleted. I have seen worse, but that doesn’t mean anything.


George Clooney is a sh!tty roommate obsessed with Brad Pitt
May 5th, 2021 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]

Many people want to live with George Clooney because of his looks. However, that is all he has going for him,, according to his roommate, Byron.

When the pandemic happened, the worst Batman went over to Byron’s house to pick up something that he saw on Craigslist. While he was there, the stay-at-home order was put into place. Therefore, the actor moved into Byron’s and wouldn’t leave.

You would think that would be a dream, but it was a nightmare worse than Grizzly II Revenge. Actually, that film is probably better than his recent releases.

Why was it so awful to live with? He stayed in the only bathroom for hours on end, he was obsessed with Brad Pitt, and he only liked to watch movies with him in them.

As soon as the orders were lifted, Byron was so ecstatic to get rid the Razzie nominee. Now, Byron has his house back, and Amil has her husband back.

If after all of that, you still want to spend time with Clooney, then you have a chance. He teamed up with a Omaze to give someone a chance to hang with him and his wife in Lake Como. They will even pay for your hotel stay and flight. It might be worth spending a few hours with him just for a free trip to Italy.

Sounds like something you want to do? Then enter by July 15th for a chance for a free vacation.


BTWF: George Clooney in Grizzly 2: Revenge
December 17th, 2020 under Before They Were Famous, George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]

Before George Clooney was fending off murdering tomatoes in Return of the Killer Tomatoes, he was killed by a bear in Grizzly 2: Revenge. He looks the same now as he did when he was 21 in that 1983 movie.


George Clooney says it is painful to watch Batman & Robin
December 17th, 2020 under George Clooney, Howard Stern. [ Comments: none ]

Before Batman & Robin, George Clooney starred in such classics as Grizzly II: The Revenge, Return to Horror High, Return of the Killer Tomatoes. However, it is his first blockbuster that he told Howard Stern is still painful for him to watch up until today.

He knew it was a bad movie. Oscar-winner screenwriter Akiva Goldsmith knows his writing was awful. Even the director Joel Schumaker knew the movie did not work. That is why whenever Clooney is flipping the stations, and he sees that it is on, he feels physical pain.

When Ben Affleck asked him if he should do it, Clooney said no. The Oscar-winning actor also gave Batfleck some advice. Clooney told him to make sure they don’t give you nipples on the Batsuit.

To be honest, I think Clooney’s older movies are a million times better than his new ones. I can’t even watch any of his pompous pieces of sh!ts. Give me Killer Tomatoes every day of the week over The Midnight Sky.


George Clooney shows off his Flowbee skills
December 3rd, 2020 under George Clooney, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

George Clooney recently revealed that he cuts his hair with a Flowbee. Now, that is all any of the reporters who interview care about. Jimmy Kimmel is no different. Actually, the ABC late-night host took it one step further.

Kimmel gave Clooney a Flowbee and asked the Oscar winner to show us how to use it. Did Clooney give us a reason to bring back the ’80s haircutting device? Hell no. His hair has looked like crap since he went short. He probably gave himself that look the first time he used the thingamajig.

Does anyone remember when Clooney used to be worthy of People’s Sexiest Man Alive title? That seems like such a long time ago. Back before he started using Flowbee.


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