Jack Black and Paul Rudd have come together to make a movie about making a movie like the movie Anaconda, only to find out the fictional movie was real.
And it comes out on Christmas. So two Jews are giving the Jews of the world a movie to go to the theaters to see on December 25th to celebrate half of Jewish Christmas.
Instead of wanting to go eat Chinese food afterwards, they will be craving sushi because of all of the fish they will see in the big snake movie.
For the first time in my life, I am sad I was adopted by non-Jews to celebrate their holiday with them. I would rather go to the theater to see Anaconda, eat sushi, and then come home to watch Stranger Things Season 5, Volume 2. But instead, I have to go open presents and eat lots of yummy food. Bah humbug.
When I heard that Jack Paul and Paul Rudd were rebooting Anaconda, I ignored it because I am not a fan of the original movie.
But today, when the trailer was dropped, I decided to watch it. I can’t wait to see this movie because it was what Horedies are supposed to do, and that is not take themselves seriously.
Doug (Jack Black) and Griff (Paul Rudd) have been best friends since they were kids, and have always dreamed of remaking their all-time favorite movie: the cinematic “classic” Anaconda. When a midlife crisis pushes them to finally go for it, they head deep into the Amazon to start filming. But things get real when an actual giant anaconda appears, turning their comically chaotic movie set into a deadly situation. The movie they’re dying to make? It might just get them killed……
This is going to be a great Jewish Christmas because Jews can go see Jews on Christmas in a movie, and then get some chicken! Because snakes taste like chicken.
Before Paul Rudd did a commercial for Nintendo Switch 2, he did one for Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Proof that he hasn’t aged a day since he shot that 1991 commercial when he was 20 years old.
To see his new Nintendo commercial, then click here!
Paul Rudd never ages. Will Day Drinking with Seth Meyers be the thing that finally gets the hands of time spinning for him?
Nope. In fact, it de-aged him after they were forced to take a three-day break due to the Romeo & Juliet concoction that sent both men to the hospital.
That’s right. The Late Night host made a drink that was so deadly, it had Rudd puking in his unicorn-horn cowboy hat and belching up a storm.
And yet that was not enough for him to end the segment like it did Dua Lipa.
Rudd continued on and it was as grrreeeaaatttt as Tony the Tiger’s circumcised penis! That will make sense after you spend the next 19 minutes watching the best, funniest, and deadliest Seth Meyer Goes Day Drinking segment.
Thankfully, no one died in the making of this Day Drinking. However, it did have me laughing so hard I was dying, especially after the fourth consecutive time I watched it, because you never catch all the funny things they said and did in the first ten rewatchings.
Before Paul Rudd was the Marvel superhero Ant-Man, he took on Michael Meyers in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers. Shockingly, he looks the same now as he did when he was 25 in that 1995 movie.
