https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbe9YPWaiY
Chita Rivera was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon asked her to teach him some dance moves. She agreed and decided to show him some Fosse. It was a little too confusing for him, so he told her he needed some code words when she switched things up. It started off simple enough, then it changed after she told him to slap his knees because the next body parts were a$$ and t!ts. After A Chorus Line we learned it’s OK to sing about t!ts and a$$, but I guess Fallon didn’t get that memo because he blushed when the Broadway legend said them.
Too bad she didn’t star in A Chorus Line because imagine if she taught him the dance to Dance Ten, Looks Three? All 4 cheeks of his would be redder than Rudolph’s nose on Christmas Eve!
BTW since it’s Friday I think we should all have Dance Ten, Looks Three aka T!ts and A$$ stuck in our heads, so listen to it below and try not to do that dance when you sing it.
Tonight at 11:35p on CBS, David Letterman is saying goodbye to late night after 33 years, a third of a century. Not only has he influenced many people, he has been a big part of all of the remaining talk show hosts’ lives. Jimmy Kimmel was obsessed with him since he was a teenager. Conan O’Brien would still not be on the air had Letterman not come on to Late Night to save it. Ellen DeGeneres and Jimmy Fallon were guests on his show when they were starting out. Finally, Seth Meyers wouldn’t have a show if Jay Leno didn’t screw Letterman out of The Tonight Show.
So in the last few days, all of the above took time out of their shows to rightfully salute their hero. So watch them pay tribute to the man who they all have to thank for their jobs. Without him Kimmel would still be doing radio, Conan would be writing for The Simpsons, Fallon would be doing unwatchable movies, Ellen would have another sitcom and Meyers would still be on Saturday Night Live. Come to think of it… Joking, they are all better when they are!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq72nbXTCMo
Jimmy Fallon has done some really funny bits on The Tonight Show and Late Night, but, in my opinion, his funniest bit came yesterday with Bono. Back in November, U2 was supposed to play the NBC late night show for a week, but Bono got into a bicycle accident and broke his arm. Therefor, the band had to cancel their appearances on the show.
Now, almost 6 months later, the band returned to the show. They couldn’t return without making fun of Bono’s accident, so they did. What happens next, had me laughing the hardest I’ve laughed since I saw Meet Joe Black. Press play and you will understand why.
Not only did they do this segment, but the Irish band actually played a NYC City Subway stop. I would have loved to have been there to hear that because the acoustics down there must’ve been phenomenal. I saw them at the Philips Arena in Atlanta and they sounded like crap. Never go to a concert in that piece of sh!t arena.
Today is hump day, and I have some news that will help you boys get through the day. Yesterday, while playing a game of Catchphrase on The Tonight Show, Sofia Vergara admitted she sleeps in the nude in order to get Jimmy Fallon to guess the phrase birthday suit. Can you believe he didn’t get it? Well, probably because he was too busy picturing her sleeping without any clothes on to get any words to form in his head. If he wasn’t doing it, I am sure half of his TV audience was doing it for him.
Jimmy Fallon thinks that Robert Downey Jr is emotional, so the NBC late night host decided to do an emotional interview with him on The Tonight Show. Basically an emotion would appear on the screen and both of them had to act them out. One of them was “lack of confidence” and during it Fallon said, “I have a tiny pen!s!” Who knew?
