Jimmy Fallon is the swellest guy in late night television, and that means you rarely ever hear him tell a dirty joke. Well, yesterday on The Tonight Show, he told not one but two naughty jokes.
The NBC late night host played Brainstorm with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Basically The Terminator would say a word or phrase, and Jimmy would go into his brain and tell us what he meant. There were a lot laughs at the beginning of their segment, but towards the end is when it got really good. When Arnuld said, “On top of old smokey,” Fallon replied with, “Where did Willie Nelson’s wife spend their honeymoon.” That was really risky for him, but he topped that one better than Willie Nelson’s wife topped Old Smokey on their honeymoon. Last up was “Die Hard,” to which Jimmy said, “What happens if you overdose on Viagra.”
I like this side of him and I hope we see it more often!
Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon asked Channing Tatum to do some scenes with him from Magic Mike. Not the scenes that you and I know, but ones that were written by elementary school students who only knew the title of the movie. Let’s just say except for the first one, they are very much different than the one that we know. If you think of the first reimagining of MM as sexual innuendos, then it is a lot like the first movie.
You want to know what the scariest thing about it all? All three of them were written better than movie. There I said it, I hated Magic Mike. I can’t believe people liked it. Not enough stripping and too much of that love story that no one was rooting for.
Seth MacFarlane was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Wheel of Impressions. Basically the two of them hit a button to find out which celebrity voice they would have to impersonate and what topic they would be talking about as that person. Obviously, Seth MacFarlane nailed every voice because he is an impression wonder. His first one was Liam Neeson, his last one was Ray Romano and his best one was Bobcat Goldthwait. If you closed your eyes you could actually picture the comedian with his long red scraggly hair harassing the barrister at Starbucks. I wish he Bobcat would bring back his infamous persona.
BTW someone Tweeted, “Thanks @jimmyfallon … #googled @bcgoldthwait so I could appreciate @SethMacFarlane’s impression! #SpotOn”. To which Bobcat Tweeted back, “I’m not sure which part of this I find more depressing.” Poor Bobcat!
Colin Farrell was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of True Confessions. Basically Farrell, Fallon and Vince Vaughn were all given two envelopes, one was filled with a truth about the person and the other one contained a lie. Then after they read the contents the other two got to question them for :60 seconds. When they were done, the other two players had to guess if the other one was telling the truth or a lie.
Farrell went first, and his envelope said, “When I was a late teen I got brought in for questioning as a suspect in an attempted murder.” As they were questioning him, he admitted that when the cops showed a sketch of the suspect he thought the guy looked at him. Then he realized he had a blackout the night of the crime, and he started to wonder if he was the one who did it.
So did he do it? No, as he explained, “Thankfully a friend of mine kept a journal and that particular night and at that particular time we were at a party on the other side of town doing ecstasy.” In other words, he had committed a crime, just not the one he was brought in for.
Then it was time for Jimmy Fallon’s confession and he got his head stuck in a fence when he was kid. Explains a lot, no?
Amanda Seyfried loves her dog so much, she even gave Finn his own Twitter account. So when she pranked Mark Wahlberg on the set of Ted 2, he knew exactly how to get back at her. He took her dog according to what she told Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show.
One day, after a long day of filming, she got back to her trailer and the door was open. When she went inside her beloved pooch was gone. She went around looking for her best friend and no one knew where he went. That was until she asked Marky Mark, who admitted her took the pup as a prank. When she finally got Finn back, he was enjoying some chicken. Don’t worry about the dog, he was being treated very well during his dognapping. If I was going to worry about anyone it would be Mark Wahlberg because you know she is going to get him back!
