Jonah Hill and Jimmy Fallon decided to try something new and that new thing is to learn how to draw. Therefore, they went to Arts Students League in Midtown Manhattan to accomplish that goal.
First the drew a still life of a bowl fruit, then a naked man in several different poses and finally they sketched each other.
While The Tonight Show host focused on his friend’s face, his buddy focused on everything else including the bananas and the apples. Two fruit I won’t be eating again anytime soon.
Jimmy Fallon is taking over the reigns of hosting The Golden Globes from Ricky Gervais, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. To say he has some big shoes to fill, would be an understatement.
Their humor is a little more raunchier and meaner than his and that is what the viewers have grown to expect. Yet, with one Tweet, I think he will be OK. The Tonight Show host said, “And I’m really looking forward to spending time with the Hollywood Foreign Press before Donald Trump has them all deported.”
Jared Leto got so into his Suicide Squad role as The Joker that he gave his castmates some strange gifts as his character would. He gave Will Smith live bullets and Margot Robbie a live rat with a love letter.
Yesterday, when he was on The Tonight Show, he gave Jimmy Fallon a black box with a red ribbon on top of it. What was in the present? A live snake that slithered his way out of the his new home. As soon as the NBC late night host saw the snake, he jumped out of his chair and ran away. Only to be followed by the Oscar winner with his reptile friend in hand.
Eventually, they were able to put Fallon’s nightmare aside and he was able to read the card that came with it. The note read, “Dear Sweet Jimmy, Enjoy my snake. It’s long and skinny and tasty to take.” Wait what was that last part? It was a Freudian slip because the last line was really, “Easy to take!”
Hey, we have all heard about Leto’s trouser snake being long and skinny, so you can understand the faux pas. I would’ve licked his snake when asked if anyone wanted to!
Michael Fassbender was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Pen in the Bottle. Basically you tie a string with a pen around your waist. The pen dangles behind you on the string and you have to crotch down to get it into a bottle without the use of your hands. What makes the game so funny, is that it looks you are taking a dump because of the way you have to bend down to get the pen into the bottle. And if you play the drinking game while you are really drunk, you might wind up doing just that.
But back to the set up of the game. As they were tying the strings around their torsos, the Inglourious Basterds star said to the NBC late night host as he examined where the pen was hanging between his legs, “Yours is quite short.” We’ve all seen Fassbender naked, most men’s are quite short next to his penis what I would say. Did I forget to put a space between pen and is in that last sentence? I guess that was a Freudian Slip!
Celine Dion was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a game of Wheel of Impressions. Basically they each are given an artist and they had to sing a song in that singer’s style.
The NBC host got Michael Jackson and Johnny Cash, both of which were impressive. But he could not compete to songstress. She started out with a tame Cher, but then she really let herself go when she got Rihanna. So much so, I never knew that the prim and proper musician can be a lot more than just that. She really embodied the Umbrella singer so much, it was anything but disturbia. Then it was time for one last impression and she got Sia. Sia would take off her wig to Dion because she sounded like the original but better.
Celine should add this schtick to her Vegas residency. Not only would I love to hear her sing her hits, I’d also love to hear her sing other people’s as them. I’d pay a lot of money to see that!
