Sir Patrick Stewart was on The Graham Norton Show today and he might have just told one of the best stories on a talk show ever.
The BBC host asked the actor about a disagreement he had with his wife about a certain part of himself. One night, when his wife and him were talking, he said to her, “…being circumcised and all.” She told him, “You’re not circumcised.” Wait, who would know better the man who is missing part of his penis his whole life or the woman who has seen it up close?
You see, let’s backtrack. When the Sir was a kid it was fashionable to look Jewish down there, so his mother told him that he was. Was she lying to him or his wife?
There was only one person who could answer this very important question and that is his doctor. The day after the Stewarts had this argument, Captain Picard got his annual physical. As the doctor was done there, he asked if he was indeed cut or not. The doctor gave him some blunt talk and said, “Not!” Stewart did not believe him and asked him to check again. This time the doctor told him, “Hey, I am Jewish. I know the difference.”
Hopefully, now so does Stewart. Can you imagine going through your whole life thinking you were circumcised and you were not. Good thing his wife knew the difference because now we have this wonderful story to remember him by. I know it is how I will remember the actor forever. So much so, it should be on his tombstone, “Here lies a man, who was circumcised.” After a few years, no one will be the wiser.
Now, back to the interview, Hugh Jackman’s reaction to the uncut tale was hysterical. I would’ve been peeing in my pants from laughter if I was there. How can you not watch this and not be in hysterics? Bloody brillant!
Jamie Dornan was talking about how awkward it is to do sex scenes with Dakota Fanning in Fifty Shades Darker on The Graham Norton Show, and he included Keanu Reeves and Whoopi Goldeberg, who were also on the talk show with him, in on the discussion. The Oscar winner chimed in and said, “This is why I love him, cause he includes me in…These guys know that sex scenes are just really hard. It’s like, no babe!”
Believe it or not, with all of the movies Whoopi has done, she hasn’t gotten any whoopi in them. Her sex life in them is like a Ghost and dead. The BBC host wanted to know if that was her decision, and she said, “Nooooo!” Then Christian Grey reassured her that there is still time for that. Which if they were to have one, it would give new meaning to Fifty Shades Darker. Could you imagine? Let’s not and say we did because that is a View we can live without. Kind of like The View.
Whoopi Goldberg was telling Graham Norton on his BBC talk show about getting older and then she started talking about losing her hair. Keanu Reeves mistakenly asked her what she meant because she looks like she has a full head of hair. She does. Up there, just not down there anymore. Keanu’s face says it all.
Yes, I am not quoting exactly what she says because it was bad enough. I have that image in my head from the first time she told and I don’t want to hear it again. No one does. It is a View that won’t leave your for a while.
Oh here’s a story, when I first moved to LA I remember her telling us she looks like a skunk between her legs. That was bad, this is worse. On positive note, now she no longer looks like skunk. That’s cause her pussy looks like one of those pussies with no hair. Image, stuck.
Graham Norton wanted to know where is some of the strangest places Will Smith, Martin Freeman and Helen Mirren get recognized, and the Dame had the best answer. Of course. She explained, “You’re stuck. Then there are other people in the cue, word goes out and then you are having a conversation whole cue of people all the time slowly moving towards the cabin that is empty. Knowing everyone is going to be listening. It is mortifying.”
Then Martin Freeman, explained how he was recognized when he was younger in the bathroom, two men wanted to know if he was big down there.
In other words, leave celebs alone when they are in the loo. Although men, it is OK to look and tell me!
via The Graham Norton Show
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