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Gordon Ramsay is baking up a Next Level competition special
February 27th, 2025 under Gordon Ramsay. [ Comments: none ]

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Today was a very good day for Gordan Ramsay. Fox renewed his series, Next Level Chef, for two more seasons, and they are giving him a baking spinoff for that series.

“I’m delighted that Next Level Baker is coming to FOX later this year. A holiday special, where passionate home cooks, more used to crafting treats for their family, will compete against social media creators; individuals who fill our feeds with photo ready creations, side by side with talented professional pastry chefs, impressing with Michelin starred perfection,” said Ramsay. “My very first job was baking in Paris, and to me there is nothing better than the smell of freshly baked bread. I’m hoping on these holiday specials we get to discover Incredible family recipes handed down through generations of bakers, inventive bakers cleverly working with dietary sensitivities and those with a talent for stunning creativity and elevated design work. This holiday season I cannot wait to discover the baking heart of America.”

I can’t wait to see the Bakers tackle each other to get sprinkles. I have a feeling that Next Level Baker is going to be better than the OG. But I prefer baking to cooking.

When is Fox just going to give Ramsay his own network? He has enough shows to have one,

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This so explains Pete Davidson’s appeal!
January 31st, 2025 under Gordon Ramsay, Pete Davidson, Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered why Pete Davidson is so popular with the ladies? Now, we know. The “comedian” is an alien.

At least that is according to the classified video that was accidentally leaked by a Hexlad employee today. I won’t mention names because if I do, the government might send Gordon Ramsay to his kitchen nightmare until he goes to Hell’s Kitchen.

Now that we know the truth about Davidson, it explains so much. Don’t you agree?

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Matthew McConaughey teaches Gordon Ramsay to say, ‘Alright! Alright! Alright!’
November 22nd, 2024 under Gordon Ramsay, Matthew McConaughey. [ Comments: none ]

Gordon Ramsay made steak and eggs for Matthew McConaughey. So, what is the actor going to do for the MasterChef? The Oscar winner taught him how to say, “Alright! Alright! Alright!”

The Oscar winner instructed him to “Lean back with the tonsils here. Kick the head back. Put your hand up on the steering wheel. Driving in on the last day of school. Go pick up the good looking lady over there. See how it goes. Three out of the four things you want out of life, and you are going to get the fourth.” And with all of that, it was finally his turn.

How did the devil of Hell’s Kitchen do? Not only did he do alright, alright, alright, I thought the Brit was a Texan for three seconds!

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Gordon Ramsay has the best reaction to trying Dua Lipas Hot Pickled Diet Pepsi
October 9th, 2024 under Gordon Ramsay. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know if you have heard, but Dua Lipa came up with an interesting nonalcoholic drink. It is Diet Pepsi mixed with jalapeno and pickle juice and a few of each to garnish.

Since people try things they see on the internets, people like Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush have been trying this gross-sounding concoction. What did they think? Hoda didn’t like it, and Jenna did.

Those two are morning news hosts. What does a Master Chef think of the cocktail? Gordon Ramsay tried it, and he hated it more than the most burnt scallops on any of his cooking competition shows. He would rather eat something from one of the dirty fridges on Kitchen Nightmares. He felt like he died and went to Hell’s Kitchen. So, in other words, it was not his favorite thing that he put in his mouth.

Now that you have had his review, are you going to make one for yourself?

One last thing. Who drinks Pepsi, let alone Diet Pepsi? That shit is nasty with the pickles and jalapenos.

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Is Gordon Ramsay really 57 years old?
September 6th, 2024 under Are they really their age?, Gordon Ramsay. [ Comments: none ]

Gordon Ramsay is known to compete in Ironman, so Men’s Health thought he would be the perfect specimen for their cover. And they were right.

So they brought him in for a photoshoot and told him to take off his shirt. Who knew the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen had all of that going on under his clothes? I didn’t, and now my stove is cooking! So much so that I cannot believe that he is 57.

Do you believe it? I would think a Master Chef in his mid-fifties would look more like he had the torso of the Pillsbury Doughboy than Iron Man. But I was wrong. And I am OK with that!

Along with the pretty pictures, he talked to the magazine about his recent bike accident and whether he plans to retire anytime soon.

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