Have you ever wondered why Pete Davidson is so popular with the ladies? Now, we know. The “comedian” is an alien.
At least that is according to the classified video that was accidentally leaked by a Hexlad employee today. I won’t mention names because if I do, the government might send Gordon Ramsay to his kitchen nightmare until he goes to Hell’s Kitchen.
Now that we know the truth about Davidson, it explains so much. Don’t you agree?
Gordon Ramsay made steak and eggs for Matthew McConaughey. So, what is the actor going to do for the MasterChef? The Oscar winner taught him how to say, “Alright! Alright! Alright!”
The Oscar winner instructed him to “Lean back with the tonsils here. Kick the head back. Put your hand up on the steering wheel. Driving in on the last day of school. Go pick up the good looking lady over there. See how it goes. Three out of the four things you want out of life, and you are going to get the fourth.” And with all of that, it was finally his turn.
How did the devil of Hell’s Kitchen do? Not only did he do alright, alright, alright, I thought the Brit was a Texan for three seconds!
I don’t know if you have heard, but Dua Lipa came up with an interesting nonalcoholic drink. It is Diet Pepsi mixed with jalapeno and pickle juice and a few of each to garnish.
Since people try things they see on the internets, people like Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush have been trying this gross-sounding concoction. What did they think? Hoda didn’t like it, and Jenna did.
Those two are morning news hosts. What does a Master Chef think of the cocktail? Gordon Ramsay tried it, and he hated it more than the most burnt scallops on any of his cooking competition shows. He would rather eat something from one of the dirty fridges on Kitchen Nightmares. He felt like he died and went to Hell’s Kitchen. So, in other words, it was not his favorite thing that he put in his mouth.
Now that you have had his review, are you going to make one for yourself?
One last thing. Who drinks Pepsi, let alone Diet Pepsi? That shit is nasty with the pickles and jalapenos.
Gordon Ramsay is known to compete in Ironman, so Men’s Health thought he would be the perfect specimen for their cover. And they were right.
So they brought him in for a photoshoot and told him to take off his shirt. Who knew the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen had all of that going on under his clothes? I didn’t, and now my stove is cooking! So much so that I cannot believe that he is 57.
Do you believe it? I would think a Master Chef in his mid-fifties would look more like he had the torso of the Pillsbury Doughboy than Iron Man. But I was wrong. And I am OK with that!
Along with the pretty pictures, he talked to the magazine about his recent bike accident and whether he plans to retire anytime soon.
Hell’s Kitchen is changing things up the 23rd season. All of the competing chefs are going to be Head or Executive Chefs.
Therefore, it will be interesting to see if they will do better because of their higher positions. So if they do screw up, I am sure it will piss Gordon Ramsay off even more. Thus making for better television.
To read about the 18 contestants who will meet on the September 26th premiere, then click here!
