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Animal Control goes to Church and a frat house tonight
March 16th, 2023 under Fox, Joel McHale. [ Comments: none ]

Animal Control goes Animal House tonight at 9p on Fox! So be prepared to laugh until it hurts!

Frank (Joel McHale) and Shred (Michael Rowland) are assigned to a frat house because they have to get a cow out of their living room. You would think that Frank would be all into it, but he is mad at the college students for doing this again. However, their uptight rival, Fetterman (Gerry Dee), is all for partying with them because he is a legacy.

Now Shred is stuck in the middle, and he has other things going on. His long-distance girlfriend wants him to go visit her again, but he thinks she should come to him. So he asks Frank, who sucks at relationships, for advice. What could go wrong?

Then there are Amit (Ravi V. Patel) and Victoria (Grace Palmer), and they have to go to Church to save a raccoon from being saved. It is there that Amit learns something about his partner that he can’t handle. Even you will be shocked by what she tells him!

Finally, there is Emily, she asks them to write up their intention statements, and they didn’t do it. So she asks her predecessor Rick (Kevin Bigley), how she can get her employees to listen to her. Let’s just say they won’t mess with her again.

Since this is a sitcom, you know it is going to make you laugh. What you don’t know about it is that there is a lot of heart that comes with it too. They are a supportive family who looks out for one another. They might be dysfunctional. But what family isn’t?

So tune in for a show that will leave you feeling all warm and tingly inside, just like when you see a kitten or puppy. However, those animals are rarely on Animal Control. But they had rabbits. They were just psycho rabbits who tried to kill them. But it wasn’t the rabbits’ fault because they were on drugs! See, now you want to watch it!


Hey Joel McHale, is that an anaconda between your legs, or are you happy to see me?
February 27th, 2023 under In Your Pocket?, Joel McHale. [ Comments: none ]

Joel McHale is a guest on The Jennifer Hudson Show today, and he brought some friends with him. As in the ones that are the first word in the title of his new Fox sitcom Animal Control.

However, he didn’t bring any cute ones like cats or dogs. Instead, he brought an anaconda and an iguana. Well, as soon as Hudson saw the 12′ snake, she ran faster than you can sing “my anaconda don’t.”

But the anaconda do with McHale. That is because the reptile wrapped his tail around the actor’s leg and gave him a second penis.

And since the snake has comedic timing like the human tree he was attached to, he knew when to shake his tail at all the right times.

So much so, I am not sure that was safe for daytime TV. Especially when the host touched his anaconda…


Animal Control takes on violent bunnies high on mushrooms tonight
February 23rd, 2023 under Fox, Joel McHale. [ Comments: none ]

Tonight at 9p on Fox, we find out that bunnies aren’t

always cute creatures. That is because the wascally wabbits mount an attack on the Animal Control officers, and Joel McHale will never feel the same way about Easter again.

You see, the sweet bunnies ate some special mushrooms and are now hungry for blood. So it is up to Frank (McHale), Shred (Michael Rowland), Amit (Ravi V. Patel), and Victoria (Grace Palmer) to show them who the boss is.

And Victoria shows their owner who the boss is when she confiscates all of his special mushrooms. She knows they could increase your sexual experience, so she wants them for herself. Unfortunately, someone takes them from the fridge, and now they have to find out who did it because they don’t know what they ate.

If that is not enough of a bad day for them all, Frank and Shaw must rescue a football from his beautiful 6′ albino python that has wrapped itself around his body.

And wait, there is more. Their boss, Emily (Vella Lovell), has to give a speech and is nervous about it. Can she get her confidence up before she has to deliver it?

All of that happens in one fun-filled episode.

But it isn’t only about the laughs; it is also about them becoming a work family who looks out for one another. Believe it or now, I actually love that part more than the animals, and I love love love animals.

Animal Control is the show this season needed! So it really does prove that good things come to those wait! So don’t wait to find out why I adore this series so much, so check it out tonight and every Thursday at 9p!

My cat wants me to tell you she hates this show because it has made me want to get a python of my own. What is the phone number for animal control?

And one more note: I wrote this like Palmer talks on the show. I love how she speaks.


BTWF: Joel McHale on Almost Live
February 23rd, 2023 under Before They Were Famous, Joel McHale. [ Comments: none ]

Before Joel McHale got the lead credit in the opening titles of his shows like Animal Contol, he was not even seen in the opening credits of Almost Live. I think we can all agree his hair got better since how he wore it in 1996 when he was 24.


BTWF: Joel McHale on Diagnosis Murder
February 16th, 2023 under Before They Were Famous, Dick Van Dyke, Joel McHale. [ Comments: none ]

Before Joel McHale was solving murders in The Happytime Murders, he was murdered on Diagnosis Murder. He looks the same now as he did when he was 28 in that 2000 episode.


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