We all know what happened the first time that Donald Trump and Billy Bush went for a bus ride for Access Hollywood. Well, to give Trump the proper sendoff, the now host of Extra decided to do it again. What happens next? I don’t really care because the loser is finally out of the White House and allowed to grab his own pussy. I am assuming that is what his crotch looks like one because I am sure his penis has retreated back into his body.
On a serious note, I love that Bush was willing to go there for Jimmy Kimmel Live.
James Corden has done a few musical numbers on his Late Late Show throughout the years, but yesterday’s might be his most perfect one yet. That is because he reworked Les Misérables’ One Day More in honor of Donald Trump’s one more day in the White House.
Since he cannot do such a big group number by himself, he was joined by Broadway stars: Joshua Grosso, Jillian Butler, Emily Bautista, Kyle Scatliffe, Shuler Hensley, Patti LuPone, and Matt Lucas. Three of which star/red in the musical.
Broadway is one of the hardest-hit industries because of the pandemic. Therefore, the CBS talk show donated money to Broadway Cares as a thank you to the actors who took part in this song.
Yesterday on Fox News, Bill Hemmer asked Hogan Gidley if Donald Trump feels emasculated because Twitter and other social media sites cut off his balls. The former White House Office of the Press Secretary replied by saying, he is “the most masculine person, I think, to ever hold the White House is the president of the United States.”
If he thinks that Trump is the manliest man to hold the job, I want to know what he thinks of past presidents like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, the Roosevelts, John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, and Barack Obama. They stood up for the country, fought for it and the people who call it home. What has soon to be impeached ever done that was tough?
Yelling and being a bully does not make you strong, it makes you weak. I grew up in NYC, I know what a manly man is, and Trump is not one of them. I have taken down men like that. It is so easy because they think if they scream, you will bow down to them. However, if you call them on their bluff, they fold. It is quite fun, TBH. That is why Trump is so afraid of strong women; we know his weakness and go for the jugular.
It has been alleged that people tried to bribe the White House with large sums of money for a pardon. Pamela Anderson decided to use her special skills to get Donald Trump’s attention.
The actress put on a bikini and asked him to pardon her friend Julian Assange. Did it work? We find out in the next 43 days. That’s right, in 43 days, he will finally be out of the White House for good. It cannot come soon enough.
Donald Trump lost the Presidential election to Joe Biden by a landslide in both the popular and the electorial vote. Yet, he refuses to concede.
Therefore, The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon decided to edit one together for him. Let’s just say it is a masterpiece. So much so, I say distribute it to all of the news stations real ones like CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, The NY Times and The Washington Post, and the fake ones one Fox News, NewsMax, and OANN. Let them run it. Since people are so gullible these days, they will believe anything they see on TV or read in the papers and online.
So wait, let rephrase this post. Donald Trump gave a concession speech! It won’t really be him on January 20th being dragged out of the White House screaming and crying, “I won by landslide.”