https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cD1WWjcjd0
Back in 1982, Patty Smyth sang Goodbye to You with Scandal. Now, 38 years later, Mrs. John McEnroe is singing an updated version about Donald Trump with Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show.
Do you know what? It is almost as good as the original. That is why the singer will always be a warrior! That and she looks the same now as she did then.
Now that Donald Trump lost the election, Alec Baldwin is finally done playing him on Saturday Night Live. Yesterday, after filming his final episode, he wrote on social media, “It’s been fun. And thanks for watching.”
I am sure he is going to miss playing “our favorite president.” That sentence is as full of truths as the ones that come out of the sore loser’s mouth every time he speaks.
Madame Tussauds in Berlin is expecting Donald Trump to lose today. Therefore, they threw his wax statue in a dumpster. They literally dumped Trump.
“Today’s activity is rather of a symbolic character ahead of the elections in the United States,” the museum’s marketing manager Orkide Yalcindag told Reuters. “We here at Madame Tussauds Berlin removed Donald Trump’s waxwork as a preparatory measure.”
Sadly, for all, this removal is only temporary. At some point, they will bring him back. They just didn’t say how or where they would put him. I think we all have some suggestions where they can put him.
If you thought Glenn Close was terrifying in Fatal Attraction when she boiled Michael Douglas’ bunny rabbit, then you will be horrified when you see what she is doing now. She dressed up as Donald Trump, and I won’t be sleeping for days. Partially, because of her costume. Mostly because of the election. Light a candle for America. We need it.
I wonder how different Trump’s life would have been had he had an affair with someone like Close’s character Alex Forrest, instead of porn stars.
Donald Trump has been trying to start a catfight with Joe Biden for years. Well, now Biden’s campaign is ready for it. First, they went to the dogs for a commercial. Now, they got felines to take part in one, and my kitty approves of his ad.
If Trump wants to do an advertisement with animals that represent him, he could use snakes, rats, jackasses, and slugs. Did I leave any out?
