Conan O’Brien made like an Alphaville song and was Big in Japan. Like his previous trips, he brought know-it-all Jordan Schlanksy with him. This time they sat down at a restaurant and talked about why the PA is so obsessed with the country.
Schlansky told his boss that he fell in love with Japan after watching Karate Kid 2. He spewed out that the fact that film starring Ralph Mahk-e-o was filmed entirely in Okinawa. He was proud he knew all of that information.
But then…Conan took out his phone and told his employee to press play. It was a video of Ralph Ma-chi-o telling him that movie was actually filmed in Hawaii. After the actor said “sayonara”, you can actually see Schlansky tear up as he found out a big part of his childhood was a fraud. Which has me and Conan laughing until it hurts!
I mean a simple IMDB search will tell you where the feature was filmed and was not Japan.
Finally, How I Met Your Mother was so right, Daniel-san was the real villain in the franchise.
Conan O’Brien recently found out that there is a huge character in Japan called Detective Conan. As soon as he heard about the Case Closed anime character, he booked a ticket to Tokyo to film one of his Conan Without Borders specials.
Instead of waiting for the episode to air, he is sharing photos from his trip now. Here he is at, Kawaii Monster Cafe, one of the most colorful themed restaurants in the world. So colorful, it even rubbed off on him.
Gone is the drab TBS talk show host and hello is a man as colorful as his personality. I love it. Hopefully, he will keep this look when he returns to the States. Which would be perfect because looking at him I feel like I am on a really groovy trip. Which most of his viewers are doing when they watch him on weeknights.
When it comes to the new and improved Conan, I do not think his daughter will be happy about it. Because before he left, she told him “Dad, don’t embarrass me in Japan.” I guess that order went in one ear and out the other.
I have been an AIDS advocate since I was a teenager and have given lectures on safe sex. Therefore, I tell everyone to use condoms. I have not been able to reach the youth of today, and now STIs are on the rise. As soon as Conan O’Brien heard about this, he shot a PSA telling and showing people how to use condoms. So watch this video, and buy and use some condoms. They do the pen!s and v@gin@ good!
Boys, just don’t put it on your banana like this guy did because he was not paying attention when the showed him how to do it in sex ed. Squeeze the tip.
Back in 2011, Kelsey Grammer married Kayte Walsh and it looks like he wants to spend the rest of his life with his 4th wife. At least her name will always be with him. That is because he told Conan O’Brien that he got her name tattooed on his crotch.
Why did he get her name on his pubis? He says, “I think it was more, sort of, an ownership thing. My wife said, ‘Why don’t you get a tattoo?'” Then he explained, “I guess, maybe, it was based on the idea if ever, I thought maybe a peccadillo outside the marriage, was a good idea. Whoever it might be, would read that this particular piece of equipment was already signed for, and owned, by someone named Kayte.”
Am I the only person picturing what that tattoo looks like on him? Is it her signature? Is it in cursive or print? Is it in black or in color? So many images; and I never wanted to think of his nether region. Because now I cannot get that image out of my head. My poor mind.
Several men have had their own comic book superhero movies over the last few years, but when are the women going to get their own film already? Looks like Batgirl is finally going to her shot and Conan O’Brien got his hands on their audition tapes.
Two-time Oscar winners Jodie Foster and Hilary Swank think they both have the right stuff, but so does Wanda Sykes. Kristen Schaal has her own a secret weapon, her beautiful baby daughter. Tig Notaro shows she has a greater range than all of off those actresses but will it be enough?
Only time will tell who will get the role of a lifetime, but my money is on Halle Berry who did not audition. It is not like she has ever done a career-killing DC Universe superhero movie? Or did she have that purrfect opportunity before?
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