Rita Moreno has had a legendary career. So legendary, she is one of the few people that is a member of the EGOT club. That means she has won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. Which is enough to make us bow down to her.
However, there is more, she also had affairs with two legendary men Marlon Brando and Elvis Presley. The other night when she was on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen wanted to know which sexy man a better kisser?
The actress had no problem admitting that Brando was Godfather of kissing. She reminisced that “He had ins and outs and nooks and crannies that were just incredible. Oh, what a kisser. What a kisser!”
When it comes to The King, she says he was very pretty, “very complete (?) and very boring.” Boring was probably a good thing as compared to Brando.
If Cohen would have asked her who was better with his hips, then I am sure Elvis would have been the reigning King on that one!
Goldie Hawn and Oliver Hudson were on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen the other night, and the son asked his mom who was her worst onscreen kiss. Before the actress could even answer, Hudson blurted out that it was Woody Allen.
After the actor said that, Hawn said she couldn’t even remember kissing him. That is when her son reminded her, “Remember? He’s like, he closes his mouth. And he’s like, I don’t like to do open-mouth kissing.”
Even after reminding his mom about it, she is asked him, “Are you making that up?” That is how bad their kiss; she blocked it out from her memory.
I guess you can say the play, Everybody Says I Love You, didn’t live up to its title for her.
Back in 1997, Leslie Jordan was sentenced to 120 days in prison for things he did not want to get into on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen yesterday.
When he got there, his lawyer told him to ask for the gay section. They told the actor that it is too tough for him, so they put him in the softy section. On the 10th day, the guards told him that they were letting him out the next day because they were giving Robert Downey, Jr. his bed.
The two men did not swap the bed in the cell, instead, they were in a holding area together. Sadly, they never talked. I wonder what they would say to each other now. Jordan owes him a huge thanks for getting him out of prison early.
The ’90s was a much different time for both actors.
Talking about much different, the Bravo host confused Jordan for another Leslie. That person was Leslie Jones because they look so much alike. Jordan is a short white man, and she is a tall black woman. I can see how he can confuse them.
Patti LuPone was on Watch What Happens Live yesterday and she was spilling the tea to Andy Cohen. The actress said that Barbra Streisand is 50 years too old to play Gypsy, the time she destroyed a dressing room when she got fired from a play in London, and what she thought of playing Madonna’s mother in Evita.
My favorite spilled tea is when she talked about how Glenn Close crashed her get together with Jon Hamm and Rannells. The three of them were having drinks in Manhattan when Close came over and sat next to the Mad Men star. After the Fatal Attraction star left, LuPone said to Hamm, “If you f*ck her, I will never speak to you again.” With that stern warning, he did not go home with her. Which is a good thing because who wants her rabbit soup.
Talking about vengeance, why is LuPone so hasty towards Close? My friend Michael gave me the deets. Close was starring as Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, and she was a huge hit. So much so, they asked her to do the role on Broadway. There was only one problem, LuPone was already offered the role. Therefore, LuPone found out she was fired in the papers, and because of that, she is not a fan of Close.
I think the two should kiss, makeup, and star in a Broadway rendition of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. I would pay a lot of money to see that pairing.
As we know, Andy Cohen tested positive for Coronavirus. Now that he beat it, he wants to give back. A lot of people, in his same boat, have opted to donate their plasma to help strangers. The Watch What Happens Live host wanted to do the same, but he says he was told he cannot.
The FDA does not allow men who slept with other men to donate blood. Even though they have relaxed the rules, you still have to be celibate for 3 months in order to donate plasma.
He says this is , and he is right. I donate platelets, and I am just at as much risk of getting HIV from a man as he is. However, the only thing that would disqualify me is if I paid for sex.
It is 2020, not 1985, we know so much more about HIV, so why are we living in the past? AIDS doesn’t care if you are gay or straight, so why are we still acting as it does.
We need to get into the present and remove that clause. People need blood and plasma, so why discriminate against a large part of the population?
Hopefully, Andy Cohen’s plea will be heard from the right people, and gay men will be able to donate again, and donate again ASAP.
, and he is right. I donate platelets, and I am just at as much risk of getting HIV from a man as he is. However, the only thing that would disqualify me is if I paid for sex. 
