Martha Stewart is reportedly not really a fan of GOOP, which is why a caller on Watch What Happens Live yesterday wanted to know what the Domestic Goddess thinks of Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle that smells like her vagina for $75.
Stewart, once she understood what it was, said, “She does that irritating read…She is trying to zhoosh up the public to listen to her.” Then she said, “That is great. Let her do her thing.” Which is the North Easterner’s classy way of saying, “Bless her heart.”
Would she buy it? Of course, not. Then Andy Cohen wanted to know, who she thinks is purchasing it? The mogul told him, “I think it is a lot of guys who are horny.” Personally, I think it is a lot of horny women. Who do you think is ordering it?
Salma Hayek or Tiffany Haddish are promoting their film Like a Boss and they took their act to Watch What Happens Live. To promote the episode, they posed with Andy Cohen and their a$$ets out. Which makes you wonder which actress has the better butt? Bottoms up, I say it is a tie.
Liam Payne was on Watch What Happens Live the other night, and Andy Cohen asked him to play Plead the Fifth. The singer opted to plead the fifth for that question instead of revealing if he dated Naomi Campbell.
That means he had to answer the remaining two questions. With that, the Bravo host asked him, “Which member of One Direction, do you think is the most well endowed?” Without hesitation, he boasted, “I’ll have to say myself.”
Since he cannot lie on live television, we have to believe he is telling the truth. Do you think he committed perjury or he has the most beautiful microphone in his trousers?
When we think of Stephen Dorff, we know of him as the actor who starred in movies like The Gate and Backbeat. Turns out he also sang on a song we all know.
Yesterday when he was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, a viewer wanted to know if his vocals are on Lenny Kravtiz’s American Woman. Guess what, you can hear his voice on the track. Do you know that grunt at the beginning? Well, that is him.
How did that happen? The two men are friends and Dorff went to visit Kravitz in the studio. Then the singer invited him into the booth, asked him to grunt and the rest is music history.
Musicians if you need grunter, Dorff is available for your songs.
The first time we heard My Heart Will Go On, we thought it was a pretty song. By the millionth time, we all hated it. For Céline Dion, she was not a fan of it before she even sang it.
She told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live that the Titanic theme song did not appeal to her first and she rejected it. Her late husband René Angélil convinced her to record a demo of the tune and that first take is the version we know so well. They just added the orchestra to her vocals
Imagine if she said no. Would that single as iconic as it came? We will never know.
