When I was a kid, I would watch One Day at a Time, and I would want to be friends with Valerie Bertinelli. As I have gotten older, it is even more true!
Yesterday on The Drew Barrymore Show, Oliver Hudson brought up that his Instagram feed is full of ads for Ball Botox. Then Ross Matthews authoritatively chimed in and said that it is actually called Scrotox and men are getting it to remove the wrinkles.
As he was saying that, Bertinelli asked, “Why? Why? Who’s looking at them? Why? Aren’t your eyes closed?” Drew Barrymore agreed with her. As do I! And that is why I love Valerie so much because she says what we are all wanting to say.
Men want us to look at them as we have their testicles in our mouths, but really, they are in our mouths because we do not want to see them.
Unlike men, who look like this during oral sex. Robin Williams was such the genius, and we lost him way too soon.
We know that Oliver Hudson loves to be one with nature. But that is not the only place he likes to be nude. He also likes to do it in court. I am sorry, I mean on a basketball court.
Here he is playing B-ball with balls out and about. And I feel for his friend because that is not going to be a pretty site with his dick flapping around. If I were the referee, I would call a foul!
Oliver Hudson is not shy when it comes to his body. He loves to show it off whenever he can. Well, I guess he figured he might as well make some money off of it. So, he is asking us if he should join OnlyFans.
Hudson is enticing us by saying, “I’m unafraid. I don’t hold back.” If this is something that whets your appetite and causes another body part to get wet, then let him know you would pay to see the goods! I would!!
In case you were wondering how his mom, Goldie Hawn, feels about it, she wrote, “Hahahahahahahaha! 👏👏😍😍😍😍” Then again, it is no surprise that she approves. After all, she admitted that he has a nice penis. And she would know because she looked at it enough when he was a baby. And the actor will always be a baby.
Oliver Hudson was watching Jeopardy when suddenly he heard a familiar name on the game show. Who was it? It was him. And the game show wanted to know who his mama is?
As soon as I saw that, he took a photo of his TV screen, sent it to his mama, and said, “Look Ma!! I made it!!!” Yes, he has made it! Because they could’ve used his sister, Kate Hudson, instead of him, but they didn’t. That is because she is almost famous and he is fully famous.
Oh, in case you want to know what the answer is, it is “Who is Goldie Hawn?”
Oliver Hudson has three children, two sons and a daughter. His youngest is his only girl, and Rio can get him to do whatever she wants.
Here she is giving her dad a makeover that includes giving him winged eyeliner, blush, and pigtails. The 8-year-old’s grandmother, Goldie Hawn, must be so proud because she is following in the family’s beautiful footsteps.
